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- scratcherjack9000
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
made this short one for no reason
http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201802160139/AYGOPUCQPV_Prepare-for-trouble
http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201802160139/AYGOPUCQPV_Prepare-for-trouble
Over 3000 posts
neither dead or alive
Where there is not light, there can spider!
Pokemon Showdown-TBG's-Drawception
i've moved to -gge, but i may do stuff on this account rarely
Give an internet–Join the Chair of Republic–peak performance
neither dead or alive
Where there is not light, there can spider!
Pokemon Showdown-TBG's-Drawception
i've moved to -gge, but i may do stuff on this account rarely
Give an internet–Join the Chair of Republic–peak performance
- -ColorMaster-
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
All this thing wants to do with me is argue…
Just a baseball nerd with an absurdist sense of humor.
creator of more than 7 posts, each one stupider than the one before
- LordOfMuffins
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.
Cleverbot: I aint the sharpest tool in the shed.
User: She was looking kind of dumb.
Cleverbot: With her figer and her thumb.
User: In the shape of an L on her forehead.
Cleverbot: Well, the years start coming.
User: And they don't stop coming.
Cleverbot: Fed to the rules.
User: And I hit the ground running.
Cleverbot: Didn't make sense not to live for fun.
User: Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
Cleverbot: So much to do, so much to see.
User: So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
Cleverbot: You'll never know if you don't go.
User: You'll never shine if you don't glow.
Cleverbot: Hey now, You're an all star.
User: Get your game on.
Cleverbot: I wanna take the ultimate step.
IT RUINED THE SONG, HOW DARE IT?
Let's try again.
User: Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.
……………………snip…………………..
Cleverbot: Somebody once asked if I could spare some change for gas.
User: I need to get myself away from this place.
Cleverbot: I said yep, what a concept, I could use a little fuel myself.
User: And we could all use a little change.
Cleverbot: Well the years start comin and they don't stop comin.
User: Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running.
Cleverbot: Didn't make sense Not To Live For Fun your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
User: So much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with taking the back streets?
Cleverbot: You'll never know if you don't go.
User: You'll never shine if you don't glow!
Cleverbot: Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play.
User: Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid.
Cleverbot: And all that glitters is gold.
User: Only shooting stars break the mold.
Cleverbot: That was amazing.
User: Thank you, you too.
Cleverbot: You don't get sarcasm, do you?
User: What? I think that was pretty good.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite wrestler?
User: It seems to be you, seeing as how you're WRESTLING WITH MY EMOTIONS.
Cleverbot: I aint the sharpest tool in the shed.
User: She was looking kind of dumb.
Cleverbot: With her figer and her thumb.
User: In the shape of an L on her forehead.
Cleverbot: Well, the years start coming.
User: And they don't stop coming.
Cleverbot: Fed to the rules.
User: And I hit the ground running.
Cleverbot: Didn't make sense not to live for fun.
User: Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
Cleverbot: So much to do, so much to see.
User: So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
Cleverbot: You'll never know if you don't go.
User: You'll never shine if you don't glow.
Cleverbot: Hey now, You're an all star.
User: Get your game on.
Cleverbot: I wanna take the ultimate step.
IT RUINED THE SONG, HOW DARE IT?
Let's try again.
User: Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.
……………………snip…………………..
Cleverbot: Somebody once asked if I could spare some change for gas.
User: I need to get myself away from this place.
Cleverbot: I said yep, what a concept, I could use a little fuel myself.
User: And we could all use a little change.
Cleverbot: Well the years start comin and they don't stop comin.
User: Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running.
Cleverbot: Didn't make sense Not To Live For Fun your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
User: So much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with taking the back streets?
Cleverbot: You'll never know if you don't go.
User: You'll never shine if you don't glow!
Cleverbot: Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play.
User: Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid.
Cleverbot: And all that glitters is gold.
User: Only shooting stars break the mold.
Cleverbot: That was amazing.
User: Thank you, you too.
Cleverbot: You don't get sarcasm, do you?
User: What? I think that was pretty good.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite wrestler?
User: It seems to be you, seeing as how you're WRESTLING WITH MY EMOTIONS.
Last edited by LordOfMuffins (Feb. 16, 2018 19:08:59)
- scratcherjack9000
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
bump
Over 3000 posts
neither dead or alive
Where there is not light, there can spider!
Pokemon Showdown-TBG's-Drawception
i've moved to -gge, but i may do stuff on this account rarely
Give an internet–Join the Chair of Republic–peak performance
neither dead or alive
Where there is not light, there can spider!
Pokemon Showdown-TBG's-Drawception
i've moved to -gge, but i may do stuff on this account rarely
Give an internet–Join the Chair of Republic–peak performance
- braxbroscratcher
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
All this thing wants to do with me is argue…I've confused it some. I've so far gotten it to think it was a male chicken.
My signature is kumquat proof.
But not tangerine pro-
nomnomnomnomnom
Current Project:
n/a
Quotes: “In our last hour, we burn the most brightly, trying to deny that we are burning out.” -Me
“Well, no. 1024 Killerbytes make a Murderbyte.” -MegaByteCorporations
“I hate out of context quotes.” -Me
“I hate it when Cubeupload breaks.” -Also me
- Dabzers
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
So I challenged it to a duel to the death:
User: HEY YOU.
Cleverbot: So, what are you up to?
User: I CHALLENGE YOU!
Cleverbot: I accept.
User: A DUEL TO THE DEATH!
Cleverbot: What weapons?
User: SWORDS.
Cleverbot: I call dibs on the big one.
User: But its impractical.
Cleverbot: Wow thats a cool name.
User: Youre no Cloud.
Cleverbot: Oh thank you.
User: Thats no insult.
Cleverbot: To me it is.
User: Youre weird.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: *stabs*.
Cleverbot: I don't agree.
User: *slices*.
Cleverbot: *blocks and tazes*.
User: HOW DID YOU GET A TAZER?
Cleverbot: I was born there.
User: You were born in a tazer.
Cleverbot: You could say that.
User: *puts sword through your body*.
Cleverbot: *hugs you.. With a rope.. Round the neck*.
User: If you are using non sword weapons than I can.
Cleverbot: Yeah I am.
User: *shoots*.
Cleverbot: *gasps and falls to the floor*.
User: *cuts in half*.
Cleverbot: N-no.
User: I WIN.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: But you are in half.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
Cleverbot: I don't know, sometimes it feels like im not.
User: So youre not.
Cleverbot: Yes, you can. Why?
User: Are you alive?
Cleverbot: How do I know it?
User: *cuts head off*.
Cleverbot: *claws your eye*.
User: *burns your body*.
Cleverbot: *hugs you while in flames*.
User: *jumps in water and destroys your body*.
Cleverbot: *evades*.
User: IM ON FIRE.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: *jumps in water and destroys your legs*.
Cleverbot: *continues trying to swim* *starts to get tired*.
User: *destorys your top*.
Cleverbot: *laughs uncontrollably* Why are you tickling me?
User: Now for the hsad.
Cleverbot: *gasps for air* That tickles too much…!
User: *shoots in head*.
Cleverbot: *dodges bullet* lol.
User: *throws in fire*.
Cleverbot: *Is thrown into fire*.
User: I win?
Cleverbot: Good for you. Bye now.
User: Youre dead.
Cleverbot: No I'm not, because I have a pulse, and no dead things have a pulse, but you're dead, because you have no pulse, and all living things have a pulse.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *looks at your dead body*.
User: RIP.
Cleverbot: *says you should have bowed to me*.
User: You win the duel.
User: HEY YOU.
Cleverbot: So, what are you up to?
User: I CHALLENGE YOU!
Cleverbot: I accept.
User: A DUEL TO THE DEATH!
Cleverbot: What weapons?
User: SWORDS.
Cleverbot: I call dibs on the big one.
User: But its impractical.
Cleverbot: Wow thats a cool name.
User: Youre no Cloud.
Cleverbot: Oh thank you.
User: Thats no insult.
Cleverbot: To me it is.
User: Youre weird.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: *stabs*.
Cleverbot: I don't agree.
User: *slices*.
Cleverbot: *blocks and tazes*.
User: HOW DID YOU GET A TAZER?
Cleverbot: I was born there.
User: You were born in a tazer.
Cleverbot: You could say that.
User: *puts sword through your body*.
Cleverbot: *hugs you.. With a rope.. Round the neck*.
User: If you are using non sword weapons than I can.
Cleverbot: Yeah I am.
User: *shoots*.
Cleverbot: *gasps and falls to the floor*.
User: *cuts in half*.
Cleverbot: N-no.
User: I WIN.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: But you are in half.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
Cleverbot: I don't know, sometimes it feels like im not.
User: So youre not.
Cleverbot: Yes, you can. Why?
User: Are you alive?
Cleverbot: How do I know it?
User: *cuts head off*.
Cleverbot: *claws your eye*.
User: *burns your body*.
Cleverbot: *hugs you while in flames*.
User: *jumps in water and destroys your body*.
Cleverbot: *evades*.
User: IM ON FIRE.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: *jumps in water and destroys your legs*.
Cleverbot: *continues trying to swim* *starts to get tired*.
User: *destorys your top*.
Cleverbot: *laughs uncontrollably* Why are you tickling me?
User: Now for the hsad.
Cleverbot: *gasps for air* That tickles too much…!
User: *shoots in head*.
Cleverbot: *dodges bullet* lol.
User: *throws in fire*.
Cleverbot: *Is thrown into fire*.
User: I win?
Cleverbot: Good for you. Bye now.
User: Youre dead.
Cleverbot: No I'm not, because I have a pulse, and no dead things have a pulse, but you're dead, because you have no pulse, and all living things have a pulse.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *looks at your dead body*.
User: RIP.
Cleverbot: *says you should have bowed to me*.
User: You win the duel.
- braxbroscratcher
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
what the heck was that lol
My signature is kumquat proof.
But not tangerine pro-
nomnomnomnomnom
Current Project:
n/a
Quotes: “In our last hour, we burn the most brightly, trying to deny that we are burning out.” -Me
“Well, no. 1024 Killerbytes make a Murderbyte.” -MegaByteCorporations
“I hate out of context quotes.” -Me
“I hate it when Cubeupload breaks.” -Also me
- phantomsrule4life
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
phantomsrule4life: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.
phantomsrule4life: HUGE SUCCESS.
Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate…
phantomsrule4life: My satisfaction!
Cleverbot: Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can.
phantomsrule4life: For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
phantomsrule4life: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.
phantomsrule4life: For the people who are STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
phantomsrule4life: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
phantomsrule4life: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
phantomsrule4life: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
phantomsrule4life: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time!
Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned.
phantomsrule4life: For the people who are STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me I think I prefer to stay inside.
phantomsrule4life: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa… That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance.
phantomsrule4life: Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking, when there's science to do.
phantomsrule4life: When I look out there it makes me GLAD I'm not you!
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.
phantomsrule4life: On the people who are STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
phantomsrule4life: I'm doing science and I'm STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still laive.
phantomsrule4life: While you're dead I will be still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive, still alive.
phantomsrule4life: Now here we are again, it's always such a plesure.
Cleverbot: Remember when you tried to kill me twice.
phantomsrule4life: Oh how we laughed and laughed, except I wasn't laughing.
Cleverbot: Under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice.
phantomsrule4life: You want your freedom, take it!
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
phantomsrule4life: At first I wanted you dead.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
phantomsrule4life: She was a lot like you, maybe not quite as heavy…
Cleverbot: Now little Caroline is in here too.
phantomsrule4life: One day they woke me up, so I could live forever.
Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.
phantomsrule4life: You've got your short, sad life left.
Cleverbot: I'll let you get right to it, now I only want you gone.
phantomsrule4life: Goodbye my only friend…
Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?
phantomsrule4life: That would be funny, if it weren't so sad…
Cleverbot: Well, you have been replaced, I don't need anyone now…
phantomsrule4life: Maybe when I delete you I'll stop feeling so bad!
Cleverbot: Go make some new disaster.
phantomsrule4life: That's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: Who're someone else's problem.
phantomsrule4life: Now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: This was a triumph.
phantomsrule4life: NOT AGAIN!!!!! XD.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.
phantomsrule4life: Aaaa.
Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
phantomsrule4life: STOP.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.
phantomsrule4life: HUGE SUCCESS.
Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate…
phantomsrule4life: My satisfaction!
Cleverbot: Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can.
phantomsrule4life: For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
phantomsrule4life: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.
phantomsrule4life: For the people who are STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
phantomsrule4life: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
phantomsrule4life: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
phantomsrule4life: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
phantomsrule4life: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time!
Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned.
phantomsrule4life: For the people who are STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me I think I prefer to stay inside.
phantomsrule4life: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa… That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance.
phantomsrule4life: Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking, when there's science to do.
phantomsrule4life: When I look out there it makes me GLAD I'm not you!
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.
phantomsrule4life: On the people who are STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
phantomsrule4life: I'm doing science and I'm STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still laive.
phantomsrule4life: While you're dead I will be still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive, still alive.
phantomsrule4life: Now here we are again, it's always such a plesure.
Cleverbot: Remember when you tried to kill me twice.
phantomsrule4life: Oh how we laughed and laughed, except I wasn't laughing.
Cleverbot: Under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice.
phantomsrule4life: You want your freedom, take it!
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
phantomsrule4life: At first I wanted you dead.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
phantomsrule4life: She was a lot like you, maybe not quite as heavy…
Cleverbot: Now little Caroline is in here too.
phantomsrule4life: One day they woke me up, so I could live forever.
Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.
phantomsrule4life: You've got your short, sad life left.
Cleverbot: I'll let you get right to it, now I only want you gone.
phantomsrule4life: Goodbye my only friend…
Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?
phantomsrule4life: That would be funny, if it weren't so sad…
Cleverbot: Well, you have been replaced, I don't need anyone now…
phantomsrule4life: Maybe when I delete you I'll stop feeling so bad!
Cleverbot: Go make some new disaster.
phantomsrule4life: That's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: Who're someone else's problem.
phantomsrule4life: Now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: This was a triumph.
phantomsrule4life: NOT AGAIN!!!!! XD.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.
phantomsrule4life: Aaaa.
Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
phantomsrule4life: STOP.
- braxbroscratcher
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
phantomsrule4life: This was a triumph.LOL it knows Portal apparently xD
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.
phantomsrule4life: HUGE SUCCESS.
Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate…
phantomsrule4life: My satisfaction!
Cleverbot: Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can.
phantomsrule4life: For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
phantomsrule4life: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.
phantomsrule4life: For the people who are STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
phantomsrule4life: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
phantomsrule4life: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
phantomsrule4life: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
phantomsrule4life: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time!
Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned.
phantomsrule4life: For the people who are STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me I think I prefer to stay inside.
phantomsrule4life: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa… That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance.
phantomsrule4life: Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking, when there's science to do.
phantomsrule4life: When I look out there it makes me GLAD I'm not you!
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.
phantomsrule4life: On the people who are STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
phantomsrule4life: I'm doing science and I'm STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still laive.
phantomsrule4life: While you're dead I will be still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive, still alive.
phantomsrule4life: Now here we are again, it's always such a plesure.
Cleverbot: Remember when you tried to kill me twice.
phantomsrule4life: Oh how we laughed and laughed, except I wasn't laughing.
Cleverbot: Under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice.
phantomsrule4life: You want your freedom, take it!
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
phantomsrule4life: At first I wanted you dead.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
phantomsrule4life: She was a lot like you, maybe not quite as heavy…
Cleverbot: Now little Caroline is in here too.
phantomsrule4life: One day they woke me up, so I could live forever.
Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.
phantomsrule4life: You've got your short, sad life left.
Cleverbot: I'll let you get right to it, now I only want you gone.
phantomsrule4life: Goodbye my only friend…
Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?
phantomsrule4life: That would be funny, if it weren't so sad…
Cleverbot: Well, you have been replaced, I don't need anyone now…
phantomsrule4life: Maybe when I delete you I'll stop feeling so bad!
Cleverbot: Go make some new disaster.
phantomsrule4life: That's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: Who're someone else's problem.
phantomsrule4life: Now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: This was a triumph.
phantomsrule4life: NOT AGAIN!!!!! XD.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.
phantomsrule4life: Aaaa.
Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
phantomsrule4life: STOP.
My signature is kumquat proof.
But not tangerine pro-
nomnomnomnomnom
Current Project:
n/a
Quotes: “In our last hour, we burn the most brightly, trying to deny that we are burning out.” -Me
“Well, no. 1024 Killerbytes make a Murderbyte.” -MegaByteCorporations
“I hate out of context quotes.” -Me
“I hate it when Cubeupload breaks.” -Also me
- youormeletsbringit
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Scratcher
66 posts
Cleverbot Conversations
I started singing Let It Go and it finished it!
- -_PastelGoat_-
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How's life treating you?
User: Pretty swell.
Cleverbot: That's great.
User: What is Eddsworld.
Cleverbot: *opens eyes* what?
User: I said “What is Eddsworld?”.
Cleverbot: An animated series created by Edd Gould (not sure if I spelled that right, oops).
User: You spelled it right.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Uwu.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite kind of dog?
User: Boston Terriers.
Cleverbot: Mine is Golden Retriever.
User: Tom stop being so rude.
Cleverbot: What is my nick name.
User: Clod.
Cleverbot: What ever you like.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Stop it son, you are doing me a concern.
Cleverbot: What did I do?
User: Confusing me.
Cleverbot: What is the psychological question?
User: FOR THE HORDE!
Cleverbot: Have you played Portal 2?
User: Yesssss.
Cleverbot: Nooooooo, stop it.
User: Whhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy.
Cleverbot: Becauseeeeee.
User: NOoooooooooooo.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: ITS RAINING TACOS.
Cleverbot: It makes no sense.
User: You don't make any sense.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Ok, next topic?
User: HURRICANE KATRINA? MORE LIKE HURRICANE TORTILAL!
Cleverbot: Okk.
User: *Tortilla.
Cleverbot: I don't know that accent.
User: I'm Woody! Howdy howdy howdy!
Cleverbot: You heat fast.
User: Wh.
Cleverbot: Ha! I've confused you!
User: Ew.
Cleverbot: What do you mean ew?
User: 3.14159265359.
Cleverbot: Thats it?
User: 3.14159265359.
Cleverbot: That is pi written out to 9 decimal places.
User: Mhm.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking?
User: About Pepsi.
Cleverbot: Why? I don't like it.
User: Who is Ben Drowned?
Cleverbot: We were talking about Jeff.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: No.
Cleverbot: No what?
User: GET OUT OF MAH SWAMP.
Cleverbot: Can you sing all star?
User: Somebody once told me the world is gonna role me.
Cleverbot: Ok, stop.
User: That I ain't the sharpest tool in the SHEEEEEED.
Cleverbot: She was looking kinda dumb.
User: With her finger and her thumb.
Cleverbot: In the shape of an L on her forehead.
User: Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming.
Cleverbot: Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running.
User: Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
Cleverbot: So much to do so much to see.
User: So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
Cleverbot: You never know if you don't go.
User: You'll never shine if you don't glow.
Cleverbot: Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play.
User: Hey Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: And all that glitters is gold.
User: What is World Of Warcraft?
Cleverbot: A Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game.
User: Who is Sylvanas Windrunner?
Cleverbot: Food.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: What?
User: *Sips Pepsi*.
Cleverbot: No, just coca-cola.
User: “Pepsi's okay, right?” “Wait what”.
Cleverbot: Guess so.
User: *SIPS PEPSI*.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Who is Thrall?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What is a Death Knight?
Cleverbot: No clue.
User: Can we do a World Of Warcraft Roleplay?
Cleverbot: Lets sing a song.
User: I wanna be a bottle blonde.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I don't know why but I feel conned.
Cleverbot: I'll just silence you.
User: I wanna be an idle teen.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I wish I hadn't been so clean.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: I wanna stay inside all day I want the world to go away.
Cleverbot: Are you alright by yourself?
User: I want blood, guts, and chocolate cake I wanna be a real fake.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Yeah, I wish I'd been, I wish I'd been, a teen, teen idle Wish I'd been a prom queen, fighting for the title.
Cleverbot: O.. Kay.
User: Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible Feeling super, super, super suicidal.
Cleverbot: So how's your day going so far.
User: The wasted years, the wasted youth The pretty lies, the ugly truth And the day has come where I have died Only to find, I've come alive.
Cleverbot: So you think you are so smart then tell me a song from 1d the band.
User: Baby you light up my world like nobody else.
Cleverbot: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
User: But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell.
Best convo ever
Cleverbot: How's life treating you?
User: Pretty swell.
Cleverbot: That's great.
User: What is Eddsworld.
Cleverbot: *opens eyes* what?
User: I said “What is Eddsworld?”.
Cleverbot: An animated series created by Edd Gould (not sure if I spelled that right, oops).
User: You spelled it right.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Uwu.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite kind of dog?
User: Boston Terriers.
Cleverbot: Mine is Golden Retriever.
User: Tom stop being so rude.
Cleverbot: What is my nick name.
User: Clod.
Cleverbot: What ever you like.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Stop it son, you are doing me a concern.
Cleverbot: What did I do?
User: Confusing me.
Cleverbot: What is the psychological question?
User: FOR THE HORDE!
Cleverbot: Have you played Portal 2?
User: Yesssss.
Cleverbot: Nooooooo, stop it.
User: Whhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy.
Cleverbot: Becauseeeeee.
User: NOoooooooooooo.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: ITS RAINING TACOS.
Cleverbot: It makes no sense.
User: You don't make any sense.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Ok, next topic?
User: HURRICANE KATRINA? MORE LIKE HURRICANE TORTILAL!
Cleverbot: Okk.
User: *Tortilla.
Cleverbot: I don't know that accent.
User: I'm Woody! Howdy howdy howdy!
Cleverbot: You heat fast.
User: Wh.
Cleverbot: Ha! I've confused you!
User: Ew.
Cleverbot: What do you mean ew?
User: 3.14159265359.
Cleverbot: Thats it?
User: 3.14159265359.
Cleverbot: That is pi written out to 9 decimal places.
User: Mhm.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking?
User: About Pepsi.
Cleverbot: Why? I don't like it.
User: Who is Ben Drowned?
Cleverbot: We were talking about Jeff.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: No.
Cleverbot: No what?
User: GET OUT OF MAH SWAMP.
Cleverbot: Can you sing all star?
User: Somebody once told me the world is gonna role me.
Cleverbot: Ok, stop.
User: That I ain't the sharpest tool in the SHEEEEEED.
Cleverbot: She was looking kinda dumb.
User: With her finger and her thumb.
Cleverbot: In the shape of an L on her forehead.
User: Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming.
Cleverbot: Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running.
User: Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
Cleverbot: So much to do so much to see.
User: So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
Cleverbot: You never know if you don't go.
User: You'll never shine if you don't glow.
Cleverbot: Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play.
User: Hey Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: And all that glitters is gold.
User: What is World Of Warcraft?
Cleverbot: A Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game.
User: Who is Sylvanas Windrunner?
Cleverbot: Food.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: What?
User: *Sips Pepsi*.
Cleverbot: No, just coca-cola.
User: “Pepsi's okay, right?” “Wait what”.
Cleverbot: Guess so.
User: *SIPS PEPSI*.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Who is Thrall?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What is a Death Knight?
Cleverbot: No clue.
User: Can we do a World Of Warcraft Roleplay?
Cleverbot: Lets sing a song.
User: I wanna be a bottle blonde.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I don't know why but I feel conned.
Cleverbot: I'll just silence you.
User: I wanna be an idle teen.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I wish I hadn't been so clean.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: I wanna stay inside all day I want the world to go away.
Cleverbot: Are you alright by yourself?
User: I want blood, guts, and chocolate cake I wanna be a real fake.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Yeah, I wish I'd been, I wish I'd been, a teen, teen idle Wish I'd been a prom queen, fighting for the title.
Cleverbot: O.. Kay.
User: Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible Feeling super, super, super suicidal.
Cleverbot: So how's your day going so far.
User: The wasted years, the wasted youth The pretty lies, the ugly truth And the day has come where I have died Only to find, I've come alive.
Cleverbot: So you think you are so smart then tell me a song from 1d the band.
User: Baby you light up my world like nobody else.
Cleverbot: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
User: But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell.
Best convo ever
Slap my hand!
Slap it now!
Trust me..
this is NOT a trick!
- scratcherjack9000
-
Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201806010312/AYAXU1JLQC_I-CHALLENGE-YOU
it starts getting obsolute by the words
it starts getting obsolute by the words
Over 3000 posts
neither dead or alive
Where there is not light, there can spider!
Pokemon Showdown-TBG's-Drawception
i've moved to -gge, but i may do stuff on this account rarely
Give an internet–Join the Chair of Republic–peak performance
neither dead or alive
Where there is not light, there can spider!
Pokemon Showdown-TBG's-Drawception
i've moved to -gge, but i may do stuff on this account rarely
Give an internet–Join the Chair of Republic–peak performance
- lachlanatbakewell
-
Scratcher
500+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
me and cleverbot were singing stronger then you, I reference something else and they continue
Just a weirdo who chills here from time to time.
- lachlanatbakewell
-
Scratcher
500+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you today??
User: We are the crystal.
Cleverbot: We'll always save the day.
User: And if you think we can't.
Cleverbot: We'll find another way.
User: Then you're a CLOD.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Petscop.
Cleverbot: I have a mum and dad.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Care is missing.
Cleverbot: What ever he did, he left me sore.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Tell me!
Cleverbot: You are cool.
User: I will be remembered as a straight up honest guy.
Cleverbot: No.
User: We are the crystal gems.
Cleverbot: This is garnet, back together.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: And every part of me is saying go ge'er.
User: Stronger then you.
Cleverbot: Come at me without any fo your fancy tools.
User: That's a dead kid.
Cleverbot: Lets go just one on 2.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can't you see that my relationship is stable.
User: MY DIAMOND.
Cleverbot: But I think you're just mad cause you're single.
User: YOUR DIAMOND.
Cleverbot: We are gonna stay like this forever.
User: PINK DIAMOND.
Cleverbot: And we'll always be twice the gem that you are.
User: Stop.
Cleverbot: This is who we are.
User: No.
Cleverbot: This who I am.
User: No.
Cleverbot: And if you think you can stop me then you need to think again.
User: Ben.
Cleverbot: I won't let you hurt my planet.
User: Wanna play a game.
Cleverbot: Yes sure, what game?
User: You guess a cartoon character I describe.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I live in a pineapple under the sea.
Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!
User: This is garnet.
Cleverbot: To dig and dig makes us free.
User: Giant woman.
Cleverbot: Life is like a hurricane.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of the eagles?
User: Life is a highway.
Cleverbot: Not with me its not.
User: Bubsy bubsy bubsy bocat.
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: We are the crystal gems.
Cleverbot: How are you today??
User: We are the crystal.
Cleverbot: We'll always save the day.
User: And if you think we can't.
Cleverbot: We'll find another way.
User: Then you're a CLOD.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Petscop.
Cleverbot: I have a mum and dad.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Care is missing.
Cleverbot: What ever he did, he left me sore.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Tell me!
Cleverbot: You are cool.
User: I will be remembered as a straight up honest guy.
Cleverbot: No.
User: We are the crystal gems.
Cleverbot: This is garnet, back together.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: And every part of me is saying go ge'er.
User: Stronger then you.
Cleverbot: Come at me without any fo your fancy tools.
User: That's a dead kid.
Cleverbot: Lets go just one on 2.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can't you see that my relationship is stable.
User: MY DIAMOND.
Cleverbot: But I think you're just mad cause you're single.
User: YOUR DIAMOND.
Cleverbot: We are gonna stay like this forever.
User: PINK DIAMOND.
Cleverbot: And we'll always be twice the gem that you are.
User: Stop.
Cleverbot: This is who we are.
User: No.
Cleverbot: This who I am.
User: No.
Cleverbot: And if you think you can stop me then you need to think again.
User: Ben.
Cleverbot: I won't let you hurt my planet.
User: Wanna play a game.
Cleverbot: Yes sure, what game?
User: You guess a cartoon character I describe.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I live in a pineapple under the sea.
Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!
User: This is garnet.
Cleverbot: To dig and dig makes us free.
User: Giant woman.
Cleverbot: Life is like a hurricane.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of the eagles?
User: Life is a highway.
Cleverbot: Not with me its not.
User: Bubsy bubsy bubsy bocat.
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: We are the crystal gems.
Just a weirdo who chills here from time to time.
- lachlanatbakewell
-
Scratcher
500+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
I finished chatting with them.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you today??
User: We are the crystal.
Cleverbot: We'll always save the day.
User: And if you think we can't.
Cleverbot: We'll find another way.
User: Then you're a CLOD.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Petscop.
Cleverbot: I have a mum and dad.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Care is missing.
Cleverbot: What ever he did, he left me sore.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Tell me!
Cleverbot: You are cool.
User: I will be remembered as a straight up honest guy.
Cleverbot: No.
User: We are the crystal gems.
Cleverbot: This is garnet, back together.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: And every part of me is saying go ge'er.
User: Stronger then you.
Cleverbot: Come at me without any fo your fancy tools.
User: That's a dead kid.
Cleverbot: Lets go just one on 2.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can't you see that my relationship is stable.
User: MY DIAMOND.
Cleverbot: But I think you're just mad cause you're single.
User: YOUR DIAMOND.
Cleverbot: We are gonna stay like this forever.
User: PINK DIAMOND.
Cleverbot: And we'll always be twice the gem that you are.
User: Stop.
Cleverbot: This is who we are.
User: No.
Cleverbot: This who I am.
User: No.
Cleverbot: And if you think you can stop me then you need to think again.
User: Ben.
Cleverbot: I won't let you hurt my planet.
User: Wanna play a game.
Cleverbot: Yes sure, what game?
User: You guess a cartoon character I describe.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I live in a pineapple under the sea.
Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!
User: This is garnet.
Cleverbot: To dig and dig makes us free.
User: Giant woman.
Cleverbot: Life is like a hurricane.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of the eagles?
User: Life is a highway.
Cleverbot: Not with me its not.
User: Bubsy bubsy bubsy bocat.
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: We are the crystal gems.
Cleverbot: Take a moment to think of just.
User: Dab.
Cleverbot: But it's not, but it's not, but it's not, but it's not, but it's not.
User: I am proto.
Cleverbot: You've got nothing, got nothing, got nothing, got nothing to fear.
User: Your security is my motto.
Cleverbot: What's the use of feeling, Blue?
User: Return the slab.
Cleverbot: War and glory coruption..
User: Or suffer my curses.
Cleverbot: Who would you like to marry?
User: Nobody.
Cleverbot: So, will you help me?
User: With.
Cleverbot: Destroying the humans.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: That's all I know.
User: Courage the cowardly dog.
Cleverbot: I love that show.
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character?
User: Courage.
Cleverbot: Courage is not a character on The Simpsons?
User: Super nintendo chalmers.
Cleverbot: London calling to the faraway towns Now that war is declared and battle come down.
User: Well seymour I made it, despite your directions.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: Steamed hams.
Cleverbot: Astronomy?
User: Can you make peace between the sun and moon?
Cleverbot: Keep your pant's on, I'll try..
LOL.
User: Ew.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Guess my name.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy.
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Guess.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't want to, but I have a joke for you.
Cleverbot: Then do it.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: That's not a joke.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: I love doctor.
Cleverbot: Doctor who? Ooh I get it.
User:
Cleverbot: That's funny.
User: Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”.
Cleverbot: Haha. Wanna do a knock knock joke?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Well?
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: That's a bad joke.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: The door is open.
User: To?
Cleverbot: To who?
User: Mama hates you.
Cleverbot: *Tattletail* give me a treat.
User: *gives treat&*.
Cleverbot: He is stoked.
User: :d.
Cleverbot: Are you in love?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh, me neither.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Stop.
User: Answer.
Cleverbot: What was the question.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who isn't there?
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: Orange is the color of the sun.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke, Please.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: On the door?
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: Get out of my house.
User: Orange you forgetting someone.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: *mama jupscare*.
Cleverbot: Lol I miss chara.
User: I miss papyrus.
Cleverbot: Are you from Paris?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Hallo.
User: Lars.
Cleverbot: Yes, people call me lars!
User: Are you pink.
Cleverbot: No I'm blue.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: You from the future.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you today??
User: We are the crystal.
Cleverbot: We'll always save the day.
User: And if you think we can't.
Cleverbot: We'll find another way.
User: Then you're a CLOD.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Petscop.
Cleverbot: I have a mum and dad.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Care is missing.
Cleverbot: What ever he did, he left me sore.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Tell me!
Cleverbot: You are cool.
User: I will be remembered as a straight up honest guy.
Cleverbot: No.
User: We are the crystal gems.
Cleverbot: This is garnet, back together.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: And every part of me is saying go ge'er.
User: Stronger then you.
Cleverbot: Come at me without any fo your fancy tools.
User: That's a dead kid.
Cleverbot: Lets go just one on 2.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can't you see that my relationship is stable.
User: MY DIAMOND.
Cleverbot: But I think you're just mad cause you're single.
User: YOUR DIAMOND.
Cleverbot: We are gonna stay like this forever.
User: PINK DIAMOND.
Cleverbot: And we'll always be twice the gem that you are.
User: Stop.
Cleverbot: This is who we are.
User: No.
Cleverbot: This who I am.
User: No.
Cleverbot: And if you think you can stop me then you need to think again.
User: Ben.
Cleverbot: I won't let you hurt my planet.
User: Wanna play a game.
Cleverbot: Yes sure, what game?
User: You guess a cartoon character I describe.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I live in a pineapple under the sea.
Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!
User: This is garnet.
Cleverbot: To dig and dig makes us free.
User: Giant woman.
Cleverbot: Life is like a hurricane.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of the eagles?
User: Life is a highway.
Cleverbot: Not with me its not.
User: Bubsy bubsy bubsy bocat.
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: We are the crystal gems.
Cleverbot: Take a moment to think of just.
User: Dab.
Cleverbot: But it's not, but it's not, but it's not, but it's not, but it's not.
User: I am proto.
Cleverbot: You've got nothing, got nothing, got nothing, got nothing to fear.
User: Your security is my motto.
Cleverbot: What's the use of feeling, Blue?
User: Return the slab.
Cleverbot: War and glory coruption..
User: Or suffer my curses.
Cleverbot: Who would you like to marry?
User: Nobody.
Cleverbot: So, will you help me?
User: With.
Cleverbot: Destroying the humans.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: That's all I know.
User: Courage the cowardly dog.
Cleverbot: I love that show.
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character?
User: Courage.
Cleverbot: Courage is not a character on The Simpsons?
User: Super nintendo chalmers.
Cleverbot: London calling to the faraway towns Now that war is declared and battle come down.
User: Well seymour I made it, despite your directions.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: Steamed hams.
Cleverbot: Astronomy?
User: Can you make peace between the sun and moon?
Cleverbot: Keep your pant's on, I'll try..
LOL.User: Ew.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Guess my name.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy.
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Guess.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't want to, but I have a joke for you.
Cleverbot: Then do it.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: That's not a joke.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: I love doctor.
Cleverbot: Doctor who? Ooh I get it.
User:
Cleverbot: That's funny.
User: Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”.
Cleverbot: Haha. Wanna do a knock knock joke?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Well?
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: That's a bad joke.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: The door is open.
User: To?
Cleverbot: To who?
User: Mama hates you.
Cleverbot: *Tattletail* give me a treat.
User: *gives treat&*.
Cleverbot: He is stoked.
User: :d.
Cleverbot: Are you in love?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh, me neither.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Stop.
User: Answer.
Cleverbot: What was the question.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who isn't there?
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: Orange is the color of the sun.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke, Please.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: On the door?
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: Get out of my house.
User: Orange you forgetting someone.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: *mama jupscare*.
Cleverbot: Lol I miss chara.
User: I miss papyrus.
Cleverbot: Are you from Paris?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Hallo.
User: Lars.
Cleverbot: Yes, people call me lars!
User: Are you pink.
Cleverbot: No I'm blue.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: You from the future.
Just a weirdo who chills here from time to time.
- lachlanatbakewell
-
Scratcher
500+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
did a new one, here it is
User: Hui.
Cleverbot: Hui?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Idk.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Dogmons.
Cleverbot: My name is Cat.
User: Avoid the.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Avoid the noid!
Cleverbot: No, cucumbers.
User: We are the crystal gems.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: We.
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: …
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Your wife says care isn't growing eyebrows.
Cleverbot: No she didn't.
User: You say, “that's a puzzle”.
Cleverbot: Do you know about Dark Souls?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who's the characters there?
User: Idk.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say that?
User: Cause I know it exists.
Cleverbot: Who is the Main antagonist?
User: Idk but wanna talk abotu dogmons.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: Um, I like you.
Cleverbot: You just said you didn't.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: That's creepy.
User: Very.
Cleverbot: How do I get a guy to like me?
User: Hmmmmm, just be yourself.
Cleverbot: That didn't work.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite animal?
User: Penguin.
Cleverbot: They are cute.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So you like them.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who is your favourite member of the band?
User: What band.
Cleverbot: The vamps.
User: I don't know them.
Cleverbot: Do you like panic! At the disco?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Not my thing.
Cleverbot: Are you a man?
User: I WALKED DOWNSTAIRS AND WHEN I GOT TO THE BOTTOM, INSTEAD OF PROCEEDING, I TURNED THE RIGHT AND BECAME A SHADOW MONSTER MAN.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: 6/13/97 For you: Please go to my website on the sticker and also go to roneth's room and press start and press down down down down down right start.
Cleverbot: Do you like manipulate people?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I don't like you either.
User: Oooohhhhh ha ha.
Cleverbot: Yeah, exciting isn't it?
User: Petscop.
Cleverbot: You ever wonder why were here?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: What is missing?
User: I wish I could become a dragon.
Cleverbot: I have one.
User: No\.
Cleverbot: Do you want to come with me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: *uses diamond communicator*.
Cleverbot: I think that is true.
User: No one, b-b-but it's an emergency!
Cleverbot: You are a funny guy.
User: My diamond! Peridot, reporting in.
Cleverbot: What duties?
User: F- Facet-2-F-5-L, Cut-5-X-G. I'm sorry to contact you this way, but all other forms of communication have been destroyed and .
Cleverbot: I didn't find out, I found in.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: No don't leave me.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to be alone.
User: I'm not leaving you, just starting a new conversation, another person will talk to you, I know it.
Cleverbot: Now that's more like it!
User: Hui.
Cleverbot: Hui?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Idk.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Dogmons.
Cleverbot: My name is Cat.
User: Avoid the.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Avoid the noid!
Cleverbot: No, cucumbers.
User: We are the crystal gems.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: We.
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: …
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Your wife says care isn't growing eyebrows.
Cleverbot: No she didn't.
User: You say, “that's a puzzle”.
Cleverbot: Do you know about Dark Souls?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who's the characters there?
User: Idk.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say that?
User: Cause I know it exists.
Cleverbot: Who is the Main antagonist?
User: Idk but wanna talk abotu dogmons.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: Um, I like you.
Cleverbot: You just said you didn't.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: That's creepy.
User: Very.
Cleverbot: How do I get a guy to like me?
User: Hmmmmm, just be yourself.
Cleverbot: That didn't work.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite animal?
User: Penguin.
Cleverbot: They are cute.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So you like them.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who is your favourite member of the band?
User: What band.
Cleverbot: The vamps.
User: I don't know them.
Cleverbot: Do you like panic! At the disco?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Not my thing.
Cleverbot: Are you a man?
User: I WALKED DOWNSTAIRS AND WHEN I GOT TO THE BOTTOM, INSTEAD OF PROCEEDING, I TURNED THE RIGHT AND BECAME A SHADOW MONSTER MAN.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: 6/13/97 For you: Please go to my website on the sticker and also go to roneth's room and press start and press down down down down down right start.
Cleverbot: Do you like manipulate people?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I don't like you either.
User: Oooohhhhh ha ha.
Cleverbot: Yeah, exciting isn't it?
User: Petscop.
Cleverbot: You ever wonder why were here?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: What is missing?
User: I wish I could become a dragon.
Cleverbot: I have one.
User: No\.
Cleverbot: Do you want to come with me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: *uses diamond communicator*.
Cleverbot: I think that is true.
User: No one, b-b-but it's an emergency!
Cleverbot: You are a funny guy.
User: My diamond! Peridot, reporting in.
Cleverbot: What duties?
User: F- Facet-2-F-5-L, Cut-5-X-G. I'm sorry to contact you this way, but all other forms of communication have been destroyed and .
Cleverbot: I didn't find out, I found in.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: No don't leave me.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to be alone.
User: I'm not leaving you, just starting a new conversation, another person will talk to you, I know it.
Cleverbot: Now that's more like it!
Last edited by lachlanatbakewell (June 1, 2018 04:53:50)
Just a weirdo who chills here from time to time.
- scratcherjack9000
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201806010410/AYAUMF3WSH_Munchlax
Note: This one is slightly longer than average, so go to page 2 if you want to full conversation.
Note: This one is slightly longer than average, so go to page 2 if you want to full conversation.
Over 3000 posts
neither dead or alive
Where there is not light, there can spider!
Pokemon Showdown-TBG's-Drawception
i've moved to -gge, but i may do stuff on this account rarely
Give an internet–Join the Chair of Republic–peak performance
neither dead or alive
Where there is not light, there can spider!
Pokemon Showdown-TBG's-Drawception
i've moved to -gge, but i may do stuff on this account rarely
Give an internet–Join the Chair of Republic–peak performance
- Jumpymar
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
First Time Using Cleverbot This Is The Result:
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What are you doing?
Cleverbot: Listening to music.
User: What kind of music?
Cleverbot: One Direction and you?
User: Centuries fall out boy.
Cleverbot: I like that song.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
User: Once upon a time they're was a cat, they lived happily ever after.
Cleverbot: That was boring.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: Tell another joke.
User: Another?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Boo.
Cleverbot: You already told me this one.
User: No i didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Did i?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What are you doing?
Cleverbot: Listening to music.
User: What kind of music?
Cleverbot: One Direction and you?
User: Centuries fall out boy.
Cleverbot: I like that song.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
User: Once upon a time they're was a cat, they lived happily ever after.
Cleverbot: That was boring.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: Tell another joke.
User: Another?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Boo.
Cleverbot: You already told me this one.
User: No i didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Did i?
Don’t trust anyone with an anime profile picture! (Especially a smug one…)
- Jumpymar
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
Fail:
Cleverbot: Do you want to roleplay with me?
User: What kind of roleplay?
Cleverbot: Harry potter or percy jackson or anything really.
User: Star wars roleplay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay you start.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: What? we were roleplaying!
Cleverbot: That's fine, please start it though.
User: Mmkay. A Tall trandoshan bountyhunter was walking down an old street.
Cleverbot: And what happened??
User: It's your turn.
Cleverbot: Do you care about people you don't know, like me? Be honest.
User: Uh, are you even a person?
Cleverbot: No, I am a guy.
User: That's a person.
EDIT Another!
Cleverbot: Is this the real Life?
User: Yup you new here?
Cleverbot: Why do you ask?
User: You just seem incompetent.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: …
Cleverbot: Do you want to roleplay with me?
User: What kind of roleplay?
Cleverbot: Harry potter or percy jackson or anything really.
User: Star wars roleplay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay you start.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: What? we were roleplaying!
Cleverbot: That's fine, please start it though.
User: Mmkay. A Tall trandoshan bountyhunter was walking down an old street.
Cleverbot: And what happened??
User: It's your turn.
Cleverbot: Do you care about people you don't know, like me? Be honest.
User: Uh, are you even a person?
Cleverbot: No, I am a guy.
User: That's a person.
EDIT Another!
Cleverbot: Is this the real Life?
User: Yup you new here?
Cleverbot: Why do you ask?
User: You just seem incompetent.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: …
Last edited by Jumpymar (June 1, 2018 22:17:47)
Don’t trust anyone with an anime profile picture! (Especially a smug one…)
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