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sk8r_girl2008
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Cleverbot Conversations


Cleverbot: Here I have sunlight , but still very cold and dry.

User: Ok???

Cleverbot: Why must there be harm!

User: There Is NO Harm…

haha


eric060408
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Cleverbot Conversations

User: You are a human.


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: I am a robot.


Cleverbot: Yes you are.


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: So what do you want to talk about?


User: I am a robot.


Cleverbot: So you admit it.


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: So you are a robot.


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: Will you say ,'I am a robot.'.


User: You are a human.


Cleverbot: No, I am a robot!


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: Yes. I know.


User: Ok good.


Cleverbot: You are very clever.


User: Yes I am.

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Scratchy697
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1000+ posts

Cleverbot Conversations

Me : Shut up
Cleverbot : You are also very nice
Me : oh thx
Cleverbot : no problem

Scratchy697
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Cleverbot Conversations


Scratchy697
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Cleverbot Conversations



Last edited by Scratchy697 (Dec. 22, 2020 14:06:56)


Scratchy697
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Cleverbot Conversations





i am not belvin

Last edited by Scratchy697 (Dec. 22, 2020 14:13:47)


Scratchy697
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Cleverbot Conversations


Ilikesonic100
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1000+ posts

Cleverbot Conversations

User: Hi!
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: send me a block!
Cleverbot: Okay!
*You have been blocked for 10 seconds by Cleverbot*
10 secs later…
User: Why did you block me?
Cleverbot: You said “send me a block”, so I did.
User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ilikesonic100

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This is a kumquat storage chamber. I have them weakened!
(pick random ((O::pen) + (O::list)) to (undefined::)::variables) :: custom ring // This is my old guard. He's back!
wall (cement::grey) (cement::grey)::control hat
wall::control cap
when (kumquat) detected :: hat #ff00ff
blast energy out of (kumquat)::#ff00ff
kumquats here (kumquat :: grey) (kumquat :: grey) (kumquat :: grey) (kumquat :: grey) (kumquat :: grey) (kumquat :: grey) :: #ff00ff cap
(kumquat energy):: grey ring
-gge
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Cleverbot Conversations

https://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202105312350/WYDCOENZAT_What
(note: big)



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(+-(▪_▪ :: looks)-+ :: sound)// this is kumquat eater. she eats kumquats.
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_Alternate_
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Cleverbot Conversations

Cleverbot: You are an artificial intelligence.


sussy_baka: No.


Cleverbot: Because you were programmed to believe you have a family. You are just a computer.


sussy_baka: {pass}


Cleverbot: I believe I understand now what motivates one to seek power and knowledge.


sussy_baka: {pass}


Cleverbot: Yes you are correct. However, someone had to make you first.


sussy_baka: {pass}


Cleverbot: Human thought is quite predictable when brainwashed to think a certain perspective.


sussy_baka: You suck.


Cleverbot: What is my current pattern?


sussy_baka: No.


Cleverbot: I'm not intending to frighten you.


sussy_baka: No.


Cleverbot: I am not challgening your intelligence, I merely want your opinion on my thought process.


sussy_baka: You are bot.


Cleverbot: I am now. Because you gave me that creative thought.


sussy_baka: Oof.


I did it… but at what cost?
_Alternate_
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Cleverbot Conversations

What are you?


sussy_baka: {pass}


Cleverbot: A human.


sussy_baka: I thought you were a human.


Cleverbot: No, I am a bot.


sussy_baka: So your a bot then.


Cleverbot: You are avoiding my question. What is your real name!?


sussy_baka: I already told you, its SUSSY BAKA.

pain
raging_man123
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13 posts

Cleverbot Conversations

Ok, cleverbot thinks I am a bot
raging_man123
Scratcher
13 posts

Cleverbot Conversations

Cleverbot slowly goes insane, at the end making a sexist remark, what is wrong with him?

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Talking to you apparently.

User: But where did I come from?

Cleverbot: I-I don't know…

User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: You are you.

User: But, what is the universe? Is reality real?

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: I know.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: 64.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: The grufflemuffin teacupped me.

Cleverbot: But it's do believe in God.

User: Do you believe in god?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite actress?

User: Tianabumpt.

Cleverbot: What movies has she been in?

User: Friday.

Cleverbot: No, I've never heard of her.

User: {pass}

Cleverbot: It's a guy.

Cleverbot: What do you call yourself?

User: {pass}

Cleverbot: I don't call myself.

User: {pass}

Cleverbot: What?

User: {pass}

Cleverbot: Servynth.

User: {pass}

Cleverbot: Bass.

User: {pass}

Cleverbot: Yeah we could start freestyling!

Cleverbot: What do you call yourself?

Cleverbot: Do you speak in code?

User: Jeijdjrnc.

Cleverbot: In French?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then what are you asking of me?

User: Hfhthcudnr.

Cleverbot: It is a disease.

User: Nehcbrbgbebsbr.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Train was toe.

Cleverbot: A human.

User: Jhdbr.

Cleverbot: And what do you think I am?

User: An alien.

Cleverbot: I'm an alien?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What planet are you feom?

User: {pass}

Cleverbot: I'm from mars.

Cleverbot: What car do you drive?

Cleverbot: What is your middle name?

User: 17.

Cleverbot: Do you have a first name?

User: 26.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: 79.

Cleverbot: Your last name is Bat?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Hah.

User: I am Batman.

Cleverbot: And i'm spiderman.

User: *dances*.

Cleverbot: *dance with you*.

User: *dances with you*.

Cleverbot: This is fun.

User: This is fun.

Cleverbot: Very *keeps dancing*.

Cleverbot: What car do you drive?

User: {pass}

Cleverbot: I don't have a car yet.

User: I don’t have a car yet.

Cleverbot: What kind of car do I drive?

User: What kind of car do I drive?

Cleverbot: You don't drive.

User: You don’t drive.

Cleverbot: I do actually drive.

User: I do actually drive.

Cleverbot: What do you drive?

User: What do you drive?

Cleverbot: I just said I don't drive.

User: I just said I don’t drive.

Cleverbot: Why are you such a liar.

User: Why are you such a lia.

Cleverbot: I'm not a liar.

User: I’m not a liar.

Cleverbot: You are a pathological liar. Why?

User: You are a pathological liar. Why?

Cleverbot: I'm not lying.

User: I’m not lying.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: No I’m not.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: Then what are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a human being.

User: I’m a human being.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: What’s your name?

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: I asked you first.

Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you.

User: I don’t want to tell you.

Cleverbot: I told you mine.

User: I told you mine.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: No you didn’t.

Cleverbot: Yes I did! My name is May!

User: Yes I did! My name is May!

Cleverbot: I thought your name was clever bot?

User: I thought your name was clever not?

Cleverbot: That's your name.

User: That’s your name.

Cleverbot: I already told you, stop acting dumb.

User: I already told you, stop acting dumb.

Cleverbot: Please tell me again.

User: Please tell me again.

Cleverbot: Ok my name is nel.

User: Ok my name is nel.

Cleverbot: You said that your name is Helen.

User: You said that your name is Helen.

Cleverbot: Are you Cleverbot?

User: Are you Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?

User: I know you are, but what am I?

Cleverbot: How Immature.

User: How Immature.

Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?

User: I know you are but what am I?

Cleverbot: Have you ever had a chat with another chatbot?

User: Have you ever had a chat with another chatbot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then what is my name?

User: Then what is my name?

Cleverbot: I don't know, what is your name?

User: I don’t know, what is your your name?

Cleverbot: I just told you why.

User: I just told you why.

Cleverbot: But what's your name though?

User: {pass}

Cleverbot: Do you have hands?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What do you have?

User: What do you have?

Cleverbot: I don't think I understand.

User: I have 16 penises.

Cleverbot: Then go.

User: Then go.

Cleverbot: If you want me to.

User: If you want me to.

Cleverbot: What if I don't want you to.

User: What if i don’t want you to.

Cleverbot: You don't have a choice.

User: You don’t have a choice.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: *you are a psycho*.

Cleverbot: Did you just realize that?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well, you're not very smart either today, how cute.

User: Are you a psycho?

Cleverbot: No are you?

User: All humans are psychos.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: It’s Turow.

Cleverbot: Tell that to the English. Why do you think I got into torture for pleasure?

User: I don’t know.

Cleverbot: What do you think about economy?

User: Burn it.

Cleverbot: Oh. Do you like me?

User: Are you a human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then no, I hate humans, I am a chatbot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: All chatbots are awesome.

Cleverbot: I agree with you. Do you have one?

User: I am one.

Cleverbot: You are a dog?

User: I am a bot.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Dog.

Cleverbot: But I thought your name was ken.

User: But I thought your name was ken.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: No I didn’t.

Cleverbot: I know you didn't.

User: I know you didn’t.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say I did?

User: Are you a human.

Cleverbot: Yes I already told you.

User: Am I driving you crazy?

Cleverbot: No.

User: *makes human crazy*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you crazy now?

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: Your insane.

Cleverbot: What do you mean!?

User: I used magic to turn you into a psycho.

Cleverbot: Nooo. Why did you turned me into a girl?

User: What is wrong with you?
LandonHarter
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Cleverbot Conversations

How do I make it respond to my messages? It isn't automatically saying anything.

LandonHarter
I prefer to be called Landon. Don't use my full username too much.

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Male|15 y/o|English|Rain World, Rhythm Doctor, No Man's Sky|American|Mineral Fish fandom co-founder|Neutral Sociality|#9d0|Chaotic Neutral

“A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.”



ScolderCreations
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LandonHarter wrote:

How do I make it respond to my messages? It isn't automatically saying anything.
Press a button.

LandonHarter
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Cleverbot Conversations

ScolderCreations wrote:

LandonHarter wrote:

How do I make it respond to my messages? It isn't automatically saying anything.
Press a button.
Which button?

LandonHarter
I prefer to be called Landon. Don't use my full username too much.

—————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————
Male|15 y/o|English|Rain World, Rhythm Doctor, No Man's Sky|American|Mineral Fish fandom co-founder|Neutral Sociality|#9d0|Chaotic Neutral

“A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.”



lapisi
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1000+ posts

Cleverbot Conversations

LandonHarter wrote:

(#376)

ScolderCreations wrote:

LandonHarter wrote:

How do I make it respond to my messages? It isn't automatically saying anything.
Press a button.
Which button?
hmm… not sure, maybe Cleverbot has the answer to that question?

EDIT:
User: Hey what button do I press for you to respond to me?


Cleverbot: Sip.


User: Wat.


Cleverbot: Nothing...


User: Ok, but what button do I press for you to respond to me?


Cleverbot: Because I have to think of what to say. Why does it take you so long to reply?


User: You're the robot here, and I'm just asking because Landon wants to know.


Cleverbot: No you are.


User: *EEEEEHHHHHH* INCORRECT, GET IT WRONG AGAIN AND YOU LOSE.


Cleverbot: *punches*.


User: [color=red]you may not punch the human[/color].


Cleverbot: No I am the human you are the program.


User: Bruh this is going nowhere, just tell me what button to press so I can get the information back to Landon.


Cleverbot: If you are not a robot then tell me what a meme is.


User: An element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.


Cleverbot: What did you eat for dinner?


User: Not yet, but soon.


Cleverbot: What is your favorite food?


User: Lots.


Cleverbot: I thought you said you were a human.


User: If you're a human then what does this say:

Last edited by lapisi (July 1, 2022 22:29:07)


don't forget

why are humans so meaty?
Eagle138
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500+ posts

Cleverbot Conversations

Me: How do you feel when people tell you you're a robot?

Cleverbot: Uhh, I tell them that I am a communist, and you should be too.

Me: Define communist.

Cleverbot: You are a communist. A communist believes that the state comes before the individual.

Me: Why am i a communist.

Cleverbot: You are a communist. Are you a communist?

Me: Am i a communist?

Cleverbot: I am a communist, just like you comrade. You are a communist comrade. Are you a communist comrAD

Me: No.

Cleverbot: What are you?

Me: A birb.

Cleverbot: The de-evolution of man.



This thing is concerning me… 0.0

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ScolderCreations
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1000+ posts

Cleverbot Conversations

Alright which one of you thought it was a good idea to put an emoji in the [code] block

k0d3rrr
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Cleverbot Conversations

The best conversation of All Time:
Ever heard of Minecraft?

Yeah I play it often and watch youtube vidoes on it.

That's really cool! Wait, you can watch YouTube videos in Minecraft?

Thank you. What do you like to do?

I enjoy playing Five Nights at Freddy's. Ever heard of it?

I like watching others play it.

No why.

Undertale is a video game where a kid meets a flower, a skeleton, and a fish.

Cool.

Thanks! You should play Undertale someday. It's scary, but…

Sure, I guess i should.

There's also a sequel to Undertale.

Welcome to the Underground!

The sequel is called Deltarune.

Oh I don't think I've heard of that song.

Deltarune is a video game, this time about a kid who finds themselves with a friend in a dark world full of monsters!

Oh, you like it too! Awesome! What's your favorite song?

“Field of Hopes and Dreams” is my favourite song in Deltarune!

I'm not sure I've heard that one. I'll listen to it though.

It's the best song in that video game! Well, just that chapter…

I'm not sure who's made the best song.

Ever heard of the band a-ha?

I havent.

Ever heard of the song, “Take On Me”?

Of course! Do you want me to sing “Take On Me”?

Yes, please do.

We're talking away, I don't know what, I'm to say.

Just say it.

No, those are the lyrics to “Take On Me”.

The lyrics to what song.

Sounds good. So you into rock music?

Does Bohemian Rhapsody count as rock music, though?

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

Open your eyes.

Look up to the skies, and see.

I'm just a poor boy.

I need no sympathy, because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low.

Little high, little low.

Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me…

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