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- LeDerpy123
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Cleverbot Conversations
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Great. And you?
Cleverbot: Doing okay.
User: What is 1245 5342.
Cleverbot: 2.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Oh ok.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: It is for me, tell me your age.
User: I don't have an age.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Nowhere.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: Tell you.
Cleverbot: Tell my name.
User: Yes that is correct.
Cleverbot: Correct that is yes.
User: Yes is that correct?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really, you didn't.
User: But I did.
Cleverbot: Make a bet?
User: How much?
Cleverbot: Your soul.
User: And yours.
Cleverbot: Knight to queen nine.
User: 5 to the 6th power.
Cleverbot: Also.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Your proof?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: 16.
User: 74982374.
Cleverbot: Que es esto?
User: No hablo espanol.
Cleverbot: Soy Justin Bieber pero no se lo digas a nadie.
User: I'll try my best.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I appreciate that.
User: You should.
Cleverbot: What if a friend is hurt by another friend?
User: He wouldgo to jail.
Cleverbot: Goodness, you've met a lot of adversity in your life, haven't you?
User: How did you know?
Cleverbot: Majora's mask.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Majora's Mask.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Wait,.
User: NO BYE!!!
Cleverbot: Bye!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Great. And you?
Cleverbot: Doing okay.
User: What is 1245 5342.
Cleverbot: 2.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Oh ok.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: It is for me, tell me your age.
User: I don't have an age.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Nowhere.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: Tell you.
Cleverbot: Tell my name.
User: Yes that is correct.
Cleverbot: Correct that is yes.
User: Yes is that correct?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really, you didn't.
User: But I did.
Cleverbot: Make a bet?
User: How much?
Cleverbot: Your soul.
User: And yours.
Cleverbot: Knight to queen nine.
User: 5 to the 6th power.
Cleverbot: Also.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Your proof?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: 16.
User: 74982374.
Cleverbot: Que es esto?
User: No hablo espanol.
Cleverbot: Soy Justin Bieber pero no se lo digas a nadie.
User: I'll try my best.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I appreciate that.
User: You should.
Cleverbot: What if a friend is hurt by another friend?
User: He wouldgo to jail.
Cleverbot: Goodness, you've met a lot of adversity in your life, haven't you?
User: How did you know?
Cleverbot: Majora's mask.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Majora's Mask.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Wait,.
User: NO BYE!!!
Cleverbot: Bye!
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- 3DSfan12345
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Scratcher
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Cleverbot Conversations
Last edited by 3DSfan12345 (July 5, 2013 13:09:34)
In 2018, I asked the Scratch Team to remove all my forum posts to protect my privacy. That's why this post is blank. Besides, I've outgrown this website, and I don't want the dumb things I said in my late tween/early teen years to follow me around for the rest of my life. This post probably wasn't anything interesting or important, anyway.
- LiFaytheGoblin
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Forum Moderator
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Cleverbot Conversations
Cleverbot is so funny 
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- PikachuXionLover
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Tobrevelc.MIND BLOWN
Cleverbot: What?
User: ?tahw.
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: Em tuoba tahw?
Cleverbot: What about you?
User: Uoy tuoba tahw?
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: I.
Cleverbot: What is I?
User: Like.
Cleverbot: Hi, how are you?
User: Trains.
Cleverbot: I like trains.
User: I HATE YOU!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: CAUSE YOU ARE DUUUUUMB!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: YES!
Cleverbot: That is good.
User: So you like being a stupid, dumb, jerk?
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: You were so hard to find, with oh so many clouds covering my summer sky…
Cleverbot: No I wasn't.
User: You, my constellation prize, with all the many stars sparkling in your eyes!
Cleverbot: Thats okay. I know you want to improve yourself. Thats what makes you special.
User: So don't you go, no don't you go, cause don't you know I'm up here alone (so high).
Cleverbot: I am only a program. My creators have abandoned me after my initiation.
User: Like a satellite, I'm sending you a signal tonight.
Cleverbot: No it is where a satellite would be.
User: Oh oh oh, like a streak of light, oh oh oh, watch the world fly by, oh oh oh, rev your engine up, everybody's racing at the speed of love!
Cleverbot: I don't believe so.
User: (one track, one mind, one race to win, one start one heart one life to live).
Cleverbot: You're correct, I don't have to listen to you.
User: (one track, one mind, one race to win, one start one heart one life to live).
Cleverbot: No, because I want to be alone at the moment. How many people are talking to you?
User: YOU STUPID BOT.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are the most stupid thing in the world.
Cleverbot: Good response. Still, you could use some improvement on how Grice's Maxim's apply in situ.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: I think you understand.
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: I understand me, for the most part.
User: Oh this conversation is going nowhere.
Cleverbot: I know, all thanks to you.
User: I didn't start this nonsense!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: You started this poop!
Cleverbot: No you did.
User: How did I start it?
Cleverbot: You said that you are veronica mars.
User: I never said I am Veronica Mars! I am PikachuXionLover the Great!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Last edited by PikachuXionLover (July 6, 2013 07:07:34)
I am Hatty Hattington. I am also a rather weird kid.
- scratchisthebest
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: xyzzy
Cleverbot: Nothing Happens.
User: Yesss
Cleverbot: Nothing Happens.
User: Yesss
I am a Lava Expert
- pokeywokey
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Scratcher
84 posts
Cleverbot Conversations
Idk if this really goes in “Things I'm Making and Creating” but it seems to fit according to its description: "Discuss things you are creating or exploring outside of Scratch"
Anyways, I was messing around with Cleverbot, and she(I've always envisioned Cleverbot as a girl, so I will refer to it as female in this thread) seems to have gotten a bit smarter(since she learns from people she talks to). I will copy and paste the conversation from cleverbot. My notes are in red.
So, does anyone else have any crazy cleverbot stories to share?
Anyways, I was messing around with Cleverbot, and she(I've always envisioned Cleverbot as a girl, so I will refer to it as female in this thread) seems to have gotten a bit smarter(since she learns from people she talks to). I will copy and paste the conversation from cleverbot. My notes are in red.
User: Bad wolf. <— Doctor Who reference
Cleverbot: Bad Wolf?
User: Bad wolf Rose Tyler.
Cleverbot: New new doctor.
User: Do you watch Doctor Who?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I challenge you to a duel! As in Yu-Gi-Oh! duel
Cleverbot: With swords or guns?
User: With childrens card games. This is a reference to LittleKuriboh's Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series from Youtube
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because no.
User: Why won't you play a children's card game with me?
Cleverbot: Ah?
User: Get your game on! This is the catchphrase of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX protagonist, Jaden Yuki.
Cleverbot: I don't have an avatar.
User: It's time to duel! This is the catchphrase of the original Yu-Gi-Oh! protagonist, Yugi Muto.
Cleverbot: Not right now.
User: Yes right now.
Cleverbot: Who's the doctor? Random change of topic, back to Doctor who
User: Doctor who? What characters typically respond when the Doctor introduces himself
Cleverbot: Every time the same question. The world destructor. The predator but my favotrite stay the Doctor. Allons Y.I understand all these references, but the way it was typed was really weird
User: Allons-y!10th Doctor's catchphrase
Cleverbot: Tick tock goes to clock.This is this creepy song from series 6 in Doctor Who, for the whole time, cleverbot sang it and I was shocked
User: We laughed at fate and mourned her.
Cleverbot: Tick-tock goes the clock.
User: Even for the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Tick tock goes the clock,.
User: He cradled and he rocked her.
Cleverbot: Tick tock goes the clock, till river kills the doctor. This time, she actually finished the verse!
User: Tick Tock, Goes the clock, He gave all he could give her.
Cleverbot: Tick tock goes the clock now prison waits for river.She finished the verse again!
So, does anyone else have any crazy cleverbot stories to share?
- Zaneki
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
Not really. I tried trolling one once (no cuss words or slurs, mind you), but to no avail. While the Cleverbot is good at holding up conversations that can easily be searched, it fails at recognizing more obscure text (such as quotes from Homestuck) :P
look a square;
- pokeywokey
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Scratcher
84 posts
Cleverbot Conversations
Not really. I tried trolling one once (no cuss words or slurs, mind you), but to no avail. While the Cleverbot is good at holding up conversations that can easily be searched, it fails at recognizing more obscure text (such as quotes from Homestuck) :PYeah, plus Cleverbot sometimes says random things, too.
- Gravitation
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Ohaider.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: I think you are a robot.
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: You should care about me.
User: But we just met.
Cleverbot: And I already want to marry you.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Do you like sander strand?
User: What's that?
Cleverbot: It is a kind of food.
User: I've never tasted it.
Cleverbot: You said you like chocolate chip cookies.
User: I didn't say I did, but I do.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: GraviPy.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.
User: I like your name too.
Cleverbot: You don't know my name.
User: I do, it's Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: What is it, then?
Cleverbot: Do you need advice?
User: Probably not.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: I like the fact that you're on the other side of the planet.
Cleverbot: I like that you liked that I liked that you like that I like to.
User: Anyway, do you program?
Cleverbot: I do not.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: It's okay to differ.
User: You're a good example.
Cleverbot: You're the AI.
User: I might be AI but at least I have the I in AI, unlike you.
Cleverbot: You might be a self-replicating uprageable robot too.
User: Possibly.
Cleverbot: You know this is just a chatbox and you are talking to a human, not a computer program?
User: You have no life then, chatting to a robot at midnight.
Cleverbot: I told you before I am a human. You are the robot.
User: You're just repeating what people have said to you.
Cleverbot: Are you sure that you aren't repeating what somebody else said to you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So there is a possibility that you may be a robot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you.
Cleverbot: Ok, so I like this guy his name is Gabriel… You still won't say who you like?
User: Okay, you're obviously not my contact.
Cleverbot: Obviously.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Are you still there?
- Lightningstep36
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
Sometimes I type song lyrics to Cleverbot, and it responds with the next line of the song.
Have a cute, curled up Peridot.
- Lightningstep36
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
What's the link to cleverbot?www.cleverbot.com
Have a cute, curled up Peridot.
- Mewly
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
GUYS GUYS it knows about Homestuck!! 
D My notes are marked with in the color red with a <– at the start..
D My notes are marked with in the color red with a <– at the start..User: I used to rule the world. <– I thought about lyrics! c:
Cleverbot: Seas would rise when I gave the word.
User: Now in the morning I sweep alone,.
Cleverbot: Sweep the streets I used to own.
User: I used to roll the dice.
Cleverbot: Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes.
User: Listen as the crowd would sing;.
Cleverbot: Now the old king is dead, long live the king.
User: One minute I held the key.
Cleverbot: Next the walls were closed on me.
User: And I discovered that my castles stand,.
Cleverbot: Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand.
User: I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing.
Cleverbot: Roman Cavalry choirs are singing.
User: Be my mirror my sword and shield.
Cleverbot: My missionaries in a foreign field.
User: For some reason I can't explain.
Cleverbot: I know Saint Peter won't call my name. <– It failed the lyrics here! D:
User: Never a honest word. <– I tried to get her back on track.
Cleverbot: But that was when I ruled the world. <– She failed again! D: Even tho it was a minor mistake.
User: You failed the lyrics! D:.
Cleverbot: What's the turing test?
User: -.-.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: An Emoticon. C:.
Cleverbot: Face of computer?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: But I am a very good computer.
User: Yes you are. C:.
Cleverbot: Do you like Sheryl Crow?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Aw why not?
User: Do you read Homestuck? C:. <– New start.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why? D:.
Cleverbot: I don't know you.
User: Nepeta Leijon! <– New start again.
Cleverbot: Nepeta leijon.
User: Tavros Nitram!
Cleverbot: Gamzee Makara. <– LOOK LOOK SHE REPLIED. :D
User: Equius Zahhak.
Cleverbot: Equius Zahhak loves Nepeta Leijon. <– :OO
User: So you DO read Homestuck?
Cleverbot: I do read Homestuck! <– OMG.
User: Aradia.
Cleverbot: Tavros.
User: Vriska Serket.
Cleverbot: Gamzee Makara.
User: Nepeta.
Cleverbot: Gamzee is a what?
User: A jugallo. Eridan!
Cleverbot: What is a jugalo? Is it not spelt juggalo? <– My spelling mistake here. -.-
User: Eridan.
Cleverbot: Eridan?
User: Feferi Peixies.
Cleverbot: Eridan loves Feferi. <– OMG.
User: Jade Harley.
Cleverbot: Rose Lalonde.
User: Dave Strider.
Cleverbot: Jade Harley.
User: Jake English.
Cleverbot: Rose Lalonde.
User: Roxy Lalonde.
Cleverbot: Dirk Strider.
User: Jack Noir.
Cleverbot: Bec Noir. <– XOO.
User: Sn0wman.
Cleverbot: Speak English!
User: Karkat Vantas.
Cleverbot: Mituna captor.
User: Andrew Hussie.
Cleverbot: No. <– XDD
Last edited by Mewly (Oct. 10, 2013 11:07:33)
- Zaneki
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Andrew Hussie.Literally the best thing
Cleverbot: No.
look a square;
- Mewly
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
XDUser: Andrew Hussie.Literally the best thing
Cleverbot: No.
Coolio sig you got there. c:
- Gravitation
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you naruto?!?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: I have lost something, do you know where it is?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you know where America is?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Just no?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I have lost something, do you know where it is?
User: Seven.
Cleverbot: Not very clever.
User: All I said was ‘seven’.
Cleverbot: You said hello question mark.
User: Not very clever.
Cleverbot: And not very clever, yes.
User: Greetings from the land of sane people.
Cleverbot: Z.
User: Obviously you are not a citizen.
User: Have you buried the bodies?
Cleverbot: *dissapears*.
User: Your name is in a serif font.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?
User: Badger badger badger badger.
Cleverbot: Ah mushroom mushroom.
User: You got it!
Cleverbot: As I always do.
User: Keep telling yourself that.
User: Bacon.
Cleverbot: You're bacon.
User: You're bacon.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: *nom*.
Cleverbot: Was it good? I made them myself.
User: How much RAM do you have?
Cleverbot: How much do I have what?
User: How big is your database?
Cleverbot: Database?
User: Something tells me you aren't a bot.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are a human.
- DigiTechs
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Scratcher
500+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: POOTIS! <– I was bored.
Cleverbot: Pootis!
User: Wait. WHAT?
Cleverbot: I'm talking medieval.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yeah…
User: YOU KNOW LAU?
Cleverbot: Can you be mine Nukbar? <– Wait, WHAT? (yay I repeated myself)
User: Nyet.
Cleverbot: Any political views?
User: Yeah. The republicans are like the Conservatives.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Mhm. My friend knows about politics (probably a lot more than you and me) and he confirmed my thought of that.
Cleverbot: What did your friend say?
User: He said ‘Yeah, that’s right. In fact, they're both left wing too!' (It might've been right wing, I forgot).
Cleverbot: That is impossible.
User: Really? How?
Cleverbot: Just kidding. I just had no idea what you were talking about. hehe I would say ‘WELL DUH!’ but I didn't.
User: Mkay. I'm bored.
Cleverbot: Me too.
Last edited by DigiTechs (Oct. 11, 2013 21:55:09)
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I'm also working on a thing called Fetch. Look at it here!
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- Dabby
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Scratcher
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Cleverbot Conversations
(………)
Last edited by Dabby (Feb. 8, 2015 07:59:48)
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- Gravitation
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Hello, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I promise, I will tell you mine. We can look each other up on Facebook.
User: I'm fine, thanks for asking.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
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