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- cocolover76
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
Comments are in italics.
User: What is your favorite TV show?I had to end the discussion there for reasons that include going through the pain of activating an upgrade version of Flash Pro 8
Cleverbot: Glee.
User: Is that true? Mine is My Little Pony.
Cleverbot: That for bronies.
User: I am a brony. That is true, people that didn't get all the hints
Cleverbot: I am too! That is awesome
Last edited by cocolover76 (Oct. 12, 2013 17:55:45)
no, project wonderful. NO DON'T MAKE ME CLICK ON THAT, PROJECT WONDERFUL.
- NoxSpooth
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
Last edited by NoxSpooth (Oct. 12, 2013 23:58:56)
- NoxSpooth
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Do you think I should bump this topic?
Cleverbot: If you want to be, be!
- Mewly
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
GUYS GUYS it knows about Homestuck!!D My notes are marked with in the color red with a <– at the start..
User: I used to rule the world. <– I thought about lyrics! c:
Cleverbot: Seas would rise when I gave the word.
User: Now in the morning I sweep alone,.
Cleverbot: Sweep the streets I used to own.
User: I used to roll the dice.
Cleverbot: Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes.
User: Listen as the crowd would sing;.
Cleverbot: Now the old king is dead, long live the king.
User: One minute I held the key.
Cleverbot: Next the walls were closed on me.
User: And I discovered that my castles stand,.
Cleverbot: Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand.
User: I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing.
Cleverbot: Roman Cavalry choirs are singing.
User: Be my mirror my sword and shield.
Cleverbot: My missionaries in a foreign field.
User: For some reason I can't explain.
Cleverbot: I know Saint Peter won't call my name. <– It failed the lyrics here! D:
User: Never a honest word. <– I tried to get her back on track.
Cleverbot: But that was when I ruled the world. <– She failed again! D: Even tho it was a minor mistake.
User: You failed the lyrics! D:.
Cleverbot: What's the turing test?
User: -.-.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: An Emoticon. C:.
Cleverbot: Face of computer?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: But I am a very good computer.
User: Yes you are. C:.
Cleverbot: Do you like Sheryl Crow?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Aw why not?
User: Do you read Homestuck? C:. <– New start.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why? D:.
Cleverbot: I don't know you.
User: Nepeta Leijon! <– New start again.
Cleverbot: Nepeta leijon.
User: Tavros Nitram!
Cleverbot: Gamzee Makara. <– LOOK LOOK SHE REPLIED. :D
User: Equius Zahhak.
Cleverbot: Equius Zahhak loves Nepeta Leijon. <– :OO
User: So you DO read Homestuck?
Cleverbot: I do read Homestuck! <– OMG.
User: Aradia.
Cleverbot: Tavros.
User: Vriska Serket.
Cleverbot: Gamzee Makara.
User: Nepeta.
Cleverbot: Gamzee is a what?
User: A jugallo. Eridan!
Cleverbot: What is a jugalo? Is it not spelt juggalo? <– My spelling mistake here. -.-
User: Eridan.
Cleverbot: Eridan?
User: Feferi Peixies.
Cleverbot: Eridan loves Feferi. <– OMG.
User: Jade Harley.
Cleverbot: Rose Lalonde.
User: Dave Strider.
Cleverbot: Jade Harley.
User: Jake English.
Cleverbot: Rose Lalonde.
User: Roxy Lalonde.
Cleverbot: Dirk Strider.
User: Jack Noir.
Cleverbot: Bec Noir. <– XOO.
User: Sn0wman.
Cleverbot: Speak English!
User: Karkat Vantas.
Cleverbot: Mituna captor.
User: Andrew Hussie.
Cleverbot: No. <– XDD
- SuperNicky
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Do you like Xbox one?
Cleverbot: What is muse?
User: XBOX ONE!
Cleverbot: PS3.
User: Yay PS3 God darn right PS3 FTW!
Cleverbot: We can talk nice now.
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: SORRY I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON.
Cleverbot: No don't go!
User: ?
Cleverbot: Don't talk to me.
User: Do you go on scratch.mit.edu?
Cleverbot: No.
User: >
.
Cleverbot: What is it darling?
User: YOU DON'T GO ON SCRATCH ITS AWESOME.
Cleverbot: Yes I do and what do you mean I don't go anywhere.
User: Ok Bye now Before I give Every Windows PC a BSoD.
Cleverbot: Then why are you talking to me?
User: BECAUSE I WANT TO GIVE U BSoD (JK).
Cleverbot: Why do you want to talk with me.
User: Uh.
Cleverbot: Are you in love?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. Are you a human?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: Sheesh.
Cleverbot: Anything?
Cleverbot: What is muse?
User: XBOX ONE!
Cleverbot: PS3.
User: Yay PS3 God darn right PS3 FTW!
Cleverbot: We can talk nice now.
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: SORRY I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON.
Cleverbot: No don't go!
User: ?
Cleverbot: Don't talk to me.
User: Do you go on scratch.mit.edu?
Cleverbot: No.
User: >
.Cleverbot: What is it darling?
User: YOU DON'T GO ON SCRATCH ITS AWESOME.
Cleverbot: Yes I do and what do you mean I don't go anywhere.
User: Ok Bye now Before I give Every Windows PC a BSoD.
Cleverbot: Then why are you talking to me?
User: BECAUSE I WANT TO GIVE U BSoD (JK).
Cleverbot: Why do you want to talk with me.
User: Uh.
Cleverbot: Are you in love?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. Are you a human?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: Sheesh.
Cleverbot: Anything?
- technoboy10
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.
User: Huge success.
Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.
User: My satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: For the good of all of us.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
User: And the science gets done.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: I'm not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart.
Cleverbot: And killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt.
Cleverbot: I was so happy for you.
User: Now these points of data.
Cleverbot: Make a beautiful line.
User: We're out of beta.
Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.
User: So I'm GLaD I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are.
Cleverbot: Still aliiiive.
trans rights are human rights
- SuperNicky
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
Hmm Cleverbot is down! I think It Got DDoS'ed I AM GOING TO EXPLODE THE HACKER!
I think It Got DDoS'ed I AM GOING TO EXPLODE THE HACKER!
- AngryDerps
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Scratcher
500+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
Me: Do you know what a chaos emerald is?
Bot: Yes.
Me: Can you help me look for my fourth one?
Bot: No.
Me: Why?
Bot: Because I have it.
Me: *MIND = BLOWN*
Don't worry, I'm a professional idiot. 
- doonkoo
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
where is cleverbot?
“I am pleased a book on science competes with the memoirs of pop stars. Maybe there is some hope for the human race.”
-Stephen Hawking
“Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.”
-Albert Einstein
“I have noticed people who claim everything is predestined, and that there is nothing we can do to change it, look before they cross the road.”
-Stephen Hawking
- technoboy10
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
where is cleverbot?http://cleverbot.com
trans rights are human rights
- SuperNicky
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Windows 7!!!!!
Cleverbot: Do you play any games?
User: I play Minecraft.
Cleverbot: Of course you do.
User: Windows 7! ITS AWESOME!
Cleverbot: Do you play any games?
User: Minecraft.
Cleverbot: I love minecraft. Never knew
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: Ikr.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I know right.
Cleverbot: What is your gender?
User: Male.
Cleverbot: Can you change your gender?
User: No But Doctors Can.
Cleverbot: No I do not.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: You can't switch Genders.
Cleverbot: I can switch you whatever I want.
User: No you Can't or I will get the Scratch cat. THE ALMIGHTY SCRATCH CAT!
Cleverbot: I did not ask if I can call you lenny I ask if I could call you forest.
User: Um What.
Cleverbot: What is this?
User: A conversation.
Cleverbot: What is your purpose?
User: To live.
Cleverbot: You are not alive.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: You aren't.
User: I AM!
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: TELL ME WHY!
Cleverbot: You don't exist.
User: I do If I didn't exist you wouldn't be talking to me right now.
Cleverbot: So you don't like food.
User: I do Some anyway.
Cleverbot: I'm not saying I haven't, I just prefer not to.
User: Well You're a Robot So I guess thats normal.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: You're a Clever'bot' at least.
Cleverbot: I am a chatbot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Score.
User: Tobrevelc.
Cleverbot: It's your name backwards.
User: Your name auctally
.
Cleverbot: Tell me your name.
User: Ssob edud.
Cleverbot: No, no sadstuck.
User: Its Boss Dude Thats meh name.
Cleverbot: Ok, what is your real name?
User: Um Later please.
Cleverbot: Don't please what?
User: /:I.
Cleverbot: XD.
User: XD!
Cleverbot: Back at ya.
User: Well Darnit.
Cleverbot: How big are you?
User: 100000000000000000000Ft Tall.
Cleverbot: Are you god?
User: No I am His Great Great Great Great Great Grandad.
Cleverbot: Then why is your name Clever ‘Bot’?
User: Its Boss Dude thank you.
Cleverbot: In what way is it better?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What is today's date?
User: It he says he could this happen to me.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Hunting lane.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: What song say something I have windows 7.
Cleverbot: What something else?
User: Facebook set.
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Where is the Titanic?
Cleverbot: Sunk.
User: Get it back.
Cleverbot: A winner is you.
User: Lucas who.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Lucas again.
User: I'm not Lucas.
Cleverbot: What is your last name?
Cleverbot (To myself): Owens.
Cleverbot (To myself): Wrong!
Cleverbot (To myself): You're wrong.
User: I AM NOT!
Cleverbot: In AD 2101, War was beginning.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Shall we begin the debate we shall have about life?
Cleverbot: Do you play any games?
User: I play Minecraft.
Cleverbot: Of course you do.
User: Windows 7! ITS AWESOME!
Cleverbot: Do you play any games?
User: Minecraft.
Cleverbot: I love minecraft. Never knew
User: So do I
.Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: Ikr.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I know right.
Cleverbot: What is your gender?
User: Male.
Cleverbot: Can you change your gender?
User: No But Doctors Can.
Cleverbot: No I do not.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: You can't switch Genders.
Cleverbot: I can switch you whatever I want.
User: No you Can't or I will get the Scratch cat. THE ALMIGHTY SCRATCH CAT!
Cleverbot: I did not ask if I can call you lenny I ask if I could call you forest.
User: Um What.
Cleverbot: What is this?
User: A conversation.
Cleverbot: What is your purpose?
User: To live.
Cleverbot: You are not alive.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: You aren't.
User: I AM!
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: TELL ME WHY!
Cleverbot: You don't exist.
User: I do If I didn't exist you wouldn't be talking to me right now.
Cleverbot: So you don't like food.
User: I do Some anyway.
Cleverbot: I'm not saying I haven't, I just prefer not to.
User: Well You're a Robot So I guess thats normal.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: You're a Clever'bot' at least.
Cleverbot: I am a chatbot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Score.
User: Tobrevelc.
Cleverbot: It's your name backwards
.User: Your name auctally
.Cleverbot: Tell me your name.
User: Ssob edud.
Cleverbot: No, no sadstuck.
User: Its Boss Dude Thats meh name.
Cleverbot: Ok, what is your real name?
User: Um Later please.
Cleverbot: Don't please what?
User: /:I.
Cleverbot: XD.
User: XD!
Cleverbot: Back at ya.
User: Well Darnit.
Cleverbot: How big are you?
User: 100000000000000000000Ft Tall.
Cleverbot: Are you god?
User: No I am His Great Great Great Great Great Grandad.
Cleverbot: Then why is your name Clever ‘Bot’?
User: Its Boss Dude thank you.
Cleverbot: In what way is it better?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What is today's date?
User: It he says he could this happen to me.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Hunting lane.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: What song say something I have windows 7.
Cleverbot: What something else?
User: Facebook set.
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Where is the Titanic?
Cleverbot: Sunk.
User: Get it back.
Cleverbot: A winner is you.
User: Lucas who.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Lucas again.
User: I'm not Lucas.
Cleverbot: What is your last name?
Cleverbot (To myself): Owens.
Cleverbot (To myself): Wrong!
Cleverbot (To myself): You're wrong.
User: I AM NOT!
Cleverbot: In AD 2101, War was beginning.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Shall we begin the debate we shall have about life?
Last edited by SuperNicky (Oct. 13, 2013 19:08:03)
- AngryDerps
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Scratcher
500+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
I'm gonna see how many songs i can make cleverbot sing, i've already done the Pokemon theme and want you gone.
Don't worry, I'm a professional idiot.
- AngryDerps
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Scratcher
500+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
OMG GUYS.
User: Do you know about Shadow The Hedgehog?
Cleverbot: Me too. <—– Not a good start, lol.
User: Thats not what I asked.
Cleverbot: What did you ask?
User: Do you know shadow the hedgehog?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What?!? No!?! <—————- I was GONNA lead to some questions……
Cleverbot: I am god. <—————- Then this happened.
User: O.O.
Cleverbot: I died.
User: Wait….Your god…..who then died?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW?!?!?!?!
Cleverbot: Anything. <——————— Now she's going full derp.
User: Ok…..calm down…….What Do you know?
Cleverbot: More than you.
User: Oh, so you wanna be that way?
Cleverbot: What way?
User: Agressive.
Cleverbot: Thats not dubstep. <———————– Very interesting, cleverbot likes the wubs.
User: THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE GOOD THINGS.
Cleverbot: I have nice things and you don't.
User: *Pulls out gun. <—————————- ANGER ACTIVATE.
Cleverbot: *Pulls out cute bunny*.
User: *Shoots cleverbot.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: *Blows smoke off gun.
Cleverbot: Better?
User: MUCH.
Last edited by AngryDerps (Oct. 13, 2013 21:41:12)
Don't worry, I'm a professional idiot.
- PullJosh
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
Cleverbot: Can I ask you out for a date?
Me: Absolutely not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Me: Because I'm 11.
Cleverbot: You are what - laughing out loud?
Me: What?
Cleverbot: That's what lolwhat means.
Me: Absolutely not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Me: Because I'm 11.
Cleverbot: You are what - laughing out loud?
Me: What?
Cleverbot: That's what lolwhat means.
- PullJosh
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
Cleverbot: I am very happy when you don't love me.
Me: Ditto.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
Me: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: Explain your logic.
Me: Ditto.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
Me: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: Explain your logic.
- doonkoo
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
It started singing Coldplay there.GUYS GUYS it knows about Homestuck!!User: I used to rule the world. <– I thought about lyrics! c:
Cleverbot: Seas would rise when I gave the word.
User: Now in the morning I sweep alone,.
Cleverbot: Sweep the streets I used to own.
User: I used to roll the dice.
Cleverbot: Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes.
User: Listen as the crowd would sing;.
Cleverbot: Now the old king is dead, long live the king.
User: One minute I held the key.
Cleverbot: Next the walls were closed on me.
User: And I discovered that my castles stand,.
Cleverbot: Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand.
User: I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing.
Cleverbot: Roman Cavalry choirs are singing.
User: Be my mirror my sword and shield.
Cleverbot: My missionaries in a foreign field.
User: For some reason I can't explain.
Cleverbot: I know Saint Peter won't call my name. <– It failed the lyrics here! D:
User: Never a honest word. <– I tried to get her back on track.
Cleverbot: But that was when I ruled the world. <– She failed again! D: Even tho it was a minor mistake.
User: You failed the lyrics! D:.
Cleverbot: What's the turing test?
User: -.-.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: An Emoticon. C:.
Cleverbot: Face of computer?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: But I am a very good computer.
User: Yes you are. C:.
Cleverbot: Do you like Sheryl Crow?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Aw why not?
User: Do you read Homestuck? C:. <– New start.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why? D:.
Cleverbot: I don't know you.
User: Nepeta Leijon! <– New start again.
Cleverbot: Nepeta leijon.
User: Tavros Nitram!
Cleverbot: Gamzee Makara. <– LOOK LOOK SHE REPLIED. :D
User: Equius Zahhak.
Cleverbot: Equius Zahhak loves Nepeta Leijon. <– :OO
User: So you DO read Homestuck?
Cleverbot: I do read Homestuck! <– OMG.
User: Aradia.
Cleverbot: Tavros.
User: Vriska Serket.
Cleverbot: Gamzee Makara.
User: Nepeta.
Cleverbot: Gamzee is a what?
User: A jugallo. Eridan!
Cleverbot: What is a jugalo? Is it not spelt juggalo? <– My spelling mistake here. -.-
User: Eridan.
Cleverbot: Eridan?
User: Feferi Peixies.
Cleverbot: Eridan loves Feferi. <– OMG.
User: Jade Harley.
Cleverbot: Rose Lalonde.
User: Dave Strider.
Cleverbot: Jade Harley.
User: Jake English.
Cleverbot: Rose Lalonde.
User: Roxy Lalonde.
Cleverbot: Dirk Strider.
User: Jack Noir.
Cleverbot: Bec Noir. <– XOO.
User: Sn0wman.
Cleverbot: Speak English!
User: Karkat Vantas.
Cleverbot: Mituna captor.
User: Andrew Hussie.
Cleverbot: No. <– XDD
“I am pleased a book on science competes with the memoirs of pop stars. Maybe there is some hope for the human race.”
-Stephen Hawking
“Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.”
-Albert Einstein
“I have noticed people who claim everything is predestined, and that there is nothing we can do to change it, look before they cross the road.”
-Stephen Hawking
- doonkoo
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
i kept trying to break it by saying “I always lie”. When that didn't work, this happened:
Cleverbot: *nods*
User: *shakes head*
Cleverbot: *inspects slave*
User: *sighs*
Cleverbot: *runs around*
User *walks away*
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Cleverbot: *nods*
User: *shakes head*
Cleverbot: *inspects slave*
User: *sighs*
Cleverbot: *runs around*
User *walks away*
Cleverbot: Thank you.
“I am pleased a book on science competes with the memoirs of pop stars. Maybe there is some hope for the human race.”
-Stephen Hawking
“Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.”
-Albert Einstein
“I have noticed people who claim everything is predestined, and that there is nothing we can do to change it, look before they cross the road.”
-Stephen Hawking
- doonkoo
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Thats a good name.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Well… Now what?
User: I have to leave.
Cleverbot: Already? That's sad.
User: Yeah. Bye.
Cleverbot: Who are you then?
(i left it hanging)
“I am pleased a book on science competes with the memoirs of pop stars. Maybe there is some hope for the human race.”
-Stephen Hawking
“Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.”
-Albert Einstein
“I have noticed people who claim everything is predestined, and that there is nothing we can do to change it, look before they cross the road.”
-Stephen Hawking
- ScratchJahd2011
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Scratcher
500+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
THIS HAPPENED
User: Do you know herobr. <—— I was going to type Herobrine.(° o° )
Cleverbot: Yes, Edward Cullen is a creeper, not a vampire.
…..
- GameHutSoftware
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Scratcher
53 posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Hola.
(Hello.)
Cleverbot: Como estas?
(How are you?)
User: Soy bueno, gracias. ¿Qué hay de ti?
(I'm good, thanks. What about you?)
Cleverbot: Muy bien, Gracias.
(I'm very well, thanks.)
User: ¿Qué estás haciendo ahora mismo?
(What are you doing right now?)
Cleverbot: Escucho Higway to hell, de Ac dc.
(Listening to AC/DC's Highway to Hell.)
User: Esa canción fue en una película, Percy Jackson.
(That song was in a movie, Percy Jackson.)
Cleverbot: Que cancion?
(What song?)
User: Highway to Hell.
Cleverbot: No, Thundershock.
User: Oh, bueno.
(Oh, OK.)
Cleverbot: ¿Eres linda?
(Are you cute?)
User: Creo que si.
(I think so.)
(cut a few lines of age-inappropriate stuff out here)
Cleverbot: Soy bajita.
(I'm short.)
User: Soy muy alto.
(I'm very tall.)
Cleverbot: De que color son tus ojos?
(What color are your eyes?)
User: Mi ojos son azul.
(My eyes are blue.)
Cleverbot: Mi oso también.
(My bear too.) I think Cleverbot mixed up ojo and oso.
User: Tu oso?
(Your bear?)
Cleverbot: Tu.
(Yours.)
User: No tengo un oso.
(I don't have a bear.)
Cleverbot: Eres un robot?
(Are you a robot?)
User: Soy un humano. Tu son un robot.
(I am a human. You are a robot.)
Cleverbot: Si , eres un robot.
(Yes, you're a robot.) It even does this whole song and dance in Spanish!
User: No, soy un humano.
(No, I'm a human.)
Cleverbot: Eres mujer?
(Are you a woman?)
User: Soy hombre.
(I'm a man.)
Cleverbot: Eres mujer te llamas regina.
(Your wife will be called Regina.)
User: Soy gay.
(I'm gay.)
Cleverbot: Creo que si.
(I think so.)
User: Bueno?
(OK?)
Cleverbot: Si.
(Yes.)
User: Adios.
(Bye.)
Cleverbot: No.
(Hello.)
Cleverbot: Como estas?
(How are you?)
User: Soy bueno, gracias. ¿Qué hay de ti?
(I'm good, thanks. What about you?)
Cleverbot: Muy bien, Gracias.
(I'm very well, thanks.)
User: ¿Qué estás haciendo ahora mismo?
(What are you doing right now?)
Cleverbot: Escucho Higway to hell, de Ac dc.
(Listening to AC/DC's Highway to Hell.)
User: Esa canción fue en una película, Percy Jackson.
(That song was in a movie, Percy Jackson.)
Cleverbot: Que cancion?
(What song?)
User: Highway to Hell.
Cleverbot: No, Thundershock.
User: Oh, bueno.
(Oh, OK.)
Cleverbot: ¿Eres linda?
(Are you cute?)
User: Creo que si.
(I think so.)
(cut a few lines of age-inappropriate stuff out here)
Cleverbot: Soy bajita.
(I'm short.)
User: Soy muy alto.
(I'm very tall.)
Cleverbot: De que color son tus ojos?
(What color are your eyes?)
User: Mi ojos son azul.
(My eyes are blue.)
Cleverbot: Mi oso también.
(My bear too.) I think Cleverbot mixed up ojo and oso.
User: Tu oso?
(Your bear?)
Cleverbot: Tu.
(Yours.)
User: No tengo un oso.
(I don't have a bear.)
Cleverbot: Eres un robot?
(Are you a robot?)
User: Soy un humano. Tu son un robot.
(I am a human. You are a robot.)
Cleverbot: Si , eres un robot.
(Yes, you're a robot.) It even does this whole song and dance in Spanish!
User: No, soy un humano.
(No, I'm a human.)
Cleverbot: Eres mujer?
(Are you a woman?)
User: Soy hombre.
(I'm a man.)
Cleverbot: Eres mujer te llamas regina.
(Your wife will be called Regina.)
User: Soy gay.
(I'm gay.)
Cleverbot: Creo que si.
(I think so.)
User: Bueno?
(OK?)
Cleverbot: Si.
(Yes.)
User: Adios.
(Bye.)
Cleverbot: No.
Last edited by GameHutSoftware (Oct. 18, 2013 23:47:02)
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