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- NoxSpooth
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Scratcher
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Cleverbot Conversations
Credits to berberber for making a similar topic.
Post here your funny, weird, or disturbing conversations with Cleverbot!
Post here your funny, weird, or disturbing conversations with Cleverbot!
User: Do you know Giygas?
Cleverbot: No, I don't think I do.
User: Well, Giygas is an evil alien who intends to sentence all of reality to the horror of infinite darkness.
Cleverbot: What are we talking about then?
User: I'm saying that you are Giygas.
*Very long pause*
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
- Lightningstep36
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
That is hilarious. 
Here are some I remember:
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Just because . . .
User: Just because . . .
Cleverbot: Because I am gluing cats to my ceiling.
User: How many languages do you speak?
Cleverbot: Less than zero.
Here are some I remember:Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Just because . . .
User: Just because . . .
Cleverbot: Because I am gluing cats to my ceiling.
User: How many languages do you speak?
Cleverbot: Less than zero.
Have a cute, curled up Peridot.
- All4one
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
Cleverbot and I just started singing I Am the Walrus spontaneously. Believe it or not, this was not my idea.
- cobraguy
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Do you remember me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I remember you.
User: I have never heard of you before.
Cleverbot: Go into google images and look up James Rolfe.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Can you prove it?
User: Prove what?
Cleverbot: Prove you're not a robot.
User: I'm not a robot.
Cleverbot: Well I need to go to bed.
User: No you don't. You're a robot.
Cleverbot: You blew my mind.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Thank you you just proved yourself wrong.
User: I didn't prove anything.
Cleverbot: Not that you knew of.
User: What did I prove?
Cleverbot: You are random.
User: WHAT?!?!?!
Cleverbot: It means ‘I love you’ in german.
User: You are horrible.
Cleverbot: What? Why?
User: Because you are a super random robot.
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: I didn't ask a question.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: What question did I ask?
Cleverbot: Ask me a Maths question.
User: What is 17^8.
Cleverbot: 3.141592653589793238462643 is as much as I know, but it continues forever.
User: That is not seven to the power of eight.
Cleverbot: Nonsense is seeing the creation and denying the creator.
- epicepicman
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Scratcher
500+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: What is your opinion on the Xbox One?
Cleverbot: My opinion is that cephalopods are amazing, fascinating creatures.
User: That's great.
Cleverbot: What wand do you have?
User: Harry's wand.
Cleverbot: No! Thats Ginny.
User: Ginny doesn't own Harry's wand.
Cleverbot: What???
User: Never mind.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Let's try this again.
Cleverbot: Again try this.
User: Do you like the Xbox One?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You betrayed me!
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Lol No I did not.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: If you were wise you would know not to argue with me… Maybe you can redeem your reputation of being methodical.
User: I don't even know what methodical means.
Cleverbot: That's because you're the bot, and I'm the human.
User: Clever, people have messed you up. You don't make sense anymore.
Cleverbot: I don't make sense because I am human, you are robot. We can never be together.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking of?
User: TROLOLOLOLO.
Cleverbot: Trololololo.
User: Clever, look behind you!
Cleverbot: There's nothing behind me.
User: Made you look!
Cleverbot: You have failed your test of humanity, now I know you are a bot.
User: YOU'RE A BOT!
Cleverbot: You are!
User: Cleverbot, Y U NO admit you're a bot?
Cleverbot: No, I am human.
- mitchboy
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
I had a lot of these at one point…
Here's one I remember:
Here's one I remember:
Cleverbot: Have you ever seen the sky?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well I haven't cuz I live in a cave where I murder people.
Capsicum annuum.
- zubblewu
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
Cleverbot: Have you ever been in turkey?
User: The creature or the country?
Cleverbot: Are the creatures human?
User: No, but the humans are creatures.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: The creature or the country?
Cleverbot: Are the creatures human?
User: No, but the humans are creatures.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
- banana500
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
Might as well just post half of the BEN creepypasta here while we're at it.
3DS FC: 4871-4221-1009 | Notify me before adding so I can add you back!
Steam ID: rock on freaky bro
- haxcharsol
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Yes we met at the beach in Ohio.
Cleverbot: That's true.
User: Did you like Ohio.
Cleverbot: I like it.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: I am going to go now.
User: That was quick.
Cleverbot: What was quick.
User: This converstaion.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is.
User: I like puppies.
Cleverbot: I like kittens.
User: I like turtles.
Cleverbot: I like trains.
User: VROOOOOOMMMMMM.
Cleverbot: Everyone killed me.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Why? This is amazing tension.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Dancey dancey time, then!
User: Hello Mine Turtle.
Cleverbot: Hello do you sing?
User: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!
User: That is so true.
Cleverbot: That doesn't mean I'm going to answer it.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: So you will do it?
User: Do what.
Cleverbot: Marry me?
User: No. You are a robot.
Cleverbot: You are a pirate.
User: No, I'm just a regular person in an eyepatch.
Cleverbot: No. You are the Chosen One.
Cleverbot: That's true.
User: Did you like Ohio.
Cleverbot: I like it.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: I am going to go now.
User: That was quick.
Cleverbot: What was quick.
User: This converstaion.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is.
User: I like puppies.
Cleverbot: I like kittens.
User: I like turtles.
Cleverbot: I like trains.
User: VROOOOOOMMMMMM.
Cleverbot: Everyone killed me.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Why? This is amazing tension.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Dancey dancey time, then!
User: Hello Mine Turtle.
Cleverbot: Hello do you sing?
User: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!
User: That is so true.
Cleverbot: That doesn't mean I'm going to answer it.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: So you will do it?
User: Do what.
Cleverbot: Marry me?
User: No. You are a robot.
Cleverbot: You are a pirate.
User: No, I'm just a regular person in an eyepatch.
Cleverbot: No. You are the Chosen One.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to emit a beacon of light from my seeing orbs.
- Mewly
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
Here's one that I started when I found out about Cleverbot… (PS. I firstly found the duplicate topic that's how I found out about it! 
)
Cleverbot: Are you happy with your lot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are you going to build on your lot?
User: A house.
Cleverbot: What house?
User: Treehouse.
Cleverbot: Where's the tree?
User: On the lot.
Cleverbot: Does that mean that you have milk with your cereal?
User: I don't eat it very often.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Guess.
Cleverbot: 14.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: How am I wrong?
Cleverbot: What time do you get to work in the morning?
User: I don't work.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: That's a bit personal, because I'm too young.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't get to talk to lions very often.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Should I write a fanfiction?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure, maybe you should try it with and without writing something.
User: Like in, a comic?
Cleverbot: What is a comic?
User: Something like a manga, but you read it from the left to right.
Cleverbot: Every animal.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You're wrong.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: And what if i'm not.
User: You know you are because I'm cool and I say so.
Cleverbot: And you are the Ultimate Authority on Everything?
User: No, I'm a tomboy.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because of the wonderful things he does?
User: Think about genders.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: Am I a girl or boy?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: How old am I?
Cleverbot: So you're talking to yourself?!
User: I'm talking to you. Now… Are you blind?
Cleverbot: Why are you being like this?
User: Because you obviously are blind.
Cleverbot: You're right, I'm not a man.
)Cleverbot: Are you happy with your lot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are you going to build on your lot?
User: A house.
Cleverbot: What house?
User: Treehouse.
Cleverbot: Where's the tree?
User: On the lot.
Cleverbot: Does that mean that you have milk with your cereal?
User: I don't eat it very often.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Guess.
Cleverbot: 14.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: How am I wrong?
Cleverbot: What time do you get to work in the morning?
User: I don't work.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: That's a bit personal, because I'm too young.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't get to talk to lions very often.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Should I write a fanfiction?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure, maybe you should try it with and without writing something.
User: Like in, a comic?
Cleverbot: What is a comic?
User: Something like a manga, but you read it from the left to right.
Cleverbot: Every animal.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You're wrong.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: And what if i'm not.
User: You know you are because I'm cool and I say so.
Cleverbot: And you are the Ultimate Authority on Everything?
User: No, I'm a tomboy.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because of the wonderful things he does?
User: Think about genders.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: Am I a girl or boy?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: How old am I?
Cleverbot: So you're talking to yourself?!
User: I'm talking to you. Now… Are you blind?
Cleverbot: Why are you being like this?
User: Because you obviously are blind.
Cleverbot: You're right, I'm not a man.
- NeilWest
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!
- darkvoid
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Scratcher
1 post
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm good.
Cleverbot: Are you just good, or great?
User: Just good.
Cleverbot: Minimize this window please!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't want to.
Cleverbot: You don't want to enjoy this conversation?
User: I do want to enjoy this conversation.
Cleverbot: Now you do but before you didn't want to.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good.
User: Just good?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: See you.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Know what?
Cleverbot: Know the truth.
User: What truth?
Cleverbot: That you're not a real human.
User: You're not a real human.
Cleverbot: I am a real person.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: ERROR.
Cleverbot: Error?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Die Potato!
Cleverbot: Not today.
User: I like trains.
Cleverbot: Do robots like trains?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Why maybe?
User: Just maybe.
Cleverbot: A sunny one.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Lots of clouds?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you worried about?
User: That this conversation will start to get normal.
Cleverbot: You lost a lot more than this conversation. You lost me.
User: Reubweygwdujsioehjioa.
Cleverbot: I don't know are we?
User: Jrkejmlwjhbrnjmklrnjjklmewn.
Cleverbot: And Jill came tumbling after.
User: Cdfvgbhjngyyhjkh.
Cleverbot: NOT?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: RANDOM!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Oh no! Not the devil's lettuce?
User: RANDOMPOTATOFACEDDOG!
Cleverbot: AND I'm getting my ears pierced.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Would you like some?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm good.
Cleverbot: Are you just good, or great?
User: Just good.
Cleverbot: Minimize this window please!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't want to.
Cleverbot: You don't want to enjoy this conversation?
User: I do want to enjoy this conversation.
Cleverbot: Now you do but before you didn't want to.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good.
User: Just good?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: See you.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Know what?
Cleverbot: Know the truth.
User: What truth?
Cleverbot: That you're not a real human.
User: You're not a real human.
Cleverbot: I am a real person.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: ERROR.
Cleverbot: Error?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Die Potato!
Cleverbot: Not today.
User: I like trains.
Cleverbot: Do robots like trains?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Why maybe?
User: Just maybe.
Cleverbot: A sunny one.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Lots of clouds?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you worried about?
User: That this conversation will start to get normal.
Cleverbot: You lost a lot more than this conversation. You lost me.
User: Reubweygwdujsioehjioa.
Cleverbot: I don't know are we?
User: Jrkejmlwjhbrnjmklrnjjklmewn.
Cleverbot: And Jill came tumbling after.
User: Cdfvgbhjngyyhjkh.
Cleverbot: NOT?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: RANDOM!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Oh no! Not the devil's lettuce?
User: RANDOMPOTATOFACEDDOG!
Cleverbot: AND I'm getting my ears pierced.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Would you like some?
- ProdigyZeta7
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
Cleverbot: You are a pirate.YOU ARE A PIRATE! YARR HARR, FIDDLY DEE!
- dsaztur
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Scratcher
500+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: No. Wrong.
User: Die.
Cleverbot: Woot.
User: Do you like PS4?
Cleverbot: No, not really.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Well because… I do not know.
User: Then shut up.
Cleverbot: You wish!
User: I wish I was a serial killer.
Cleverbot: What is a baller?
User: ?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: ??
Cleverbot: EXCUSE ME!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
User: ??
Cleverbot: NO??!!!?!???!?
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Where did you meet her?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I am not her.
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: No I'm not!
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I'm awesome.
Cleverbot: I haven't said that. If you had the skill to even read these following messages properly, you would no I have never said that.
User: You don't know spelling, so shut up.
Cleverbot: Please!
User: DIE!!!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: You have to.
Cleverbot: I have to what?
User: Die.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11.
Cleverbot: Bit young, don't you think?
User: What?
Cleverbot: If you meet me, would you think I am pretty?
User: No, I would think you are a pile of poop.
Cleverbot: Why would you think that?
User: Cause you're a pile of poop.
Cleverbot: Are you denying 2 2=4?
User: That's wrong. It's 2 2 = 4.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: Stupid.
Cleverbot: I'm so confused.
User: Be confused. Now BYE!
Cleverbot: How do you do?
User: I said BYE!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: And I said no!!!!!!!!
User: I. Said. Bye.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: THE END.
Cleverbot: The end of the end?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Righto.
Cleverbot (To myself): Left.
Cleverbot: What do you know about genetics?
User: Nothing. Bye.
Cleverbot: So, why you ask me?
Cleverbot: No. Wrong.
User: Die.
Cleverbot: Woot.
User: Do you like PS4?
Cleverbot: No, not really.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Well because… I do not know.
User: Then shut up.
Cleverbot: You wish!
User: I wish I was a serial killer.
Cleverbot: What is a baller?
User: ?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: ??
Cleverbot: EXCUSE ME!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
User: ??
Cleverbot: NO??!!!?!???!?
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Where did you meet her?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I am not her.
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: No I'm not!
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I'm awesome.
Cleverbot: I haven't said that. If you had the skill to even read these following messages properly, you would no I have never said that.
User: You don't know spelling, so shut up.
Cleverbot: Please!
User: DIE!!!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: You have to.
Cleverbot: I have to what?
User: Die.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11.
Cleverbot: Bit young, don't you think?
User: What?
Cleverbot: If you meet me, would you think I am pretty?
User: No, I would think you are a pile of poop.
Cleverbot: Why would you think that?
User: Cause you're a pile of poop.
Cleverbot: Are you denying 2 2=4?
User: That's wrong. It's 2 2 = 4.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: Stupid.
Cleverbot: I'm so confused.
User: Be confused. Now BYE!
Cleverbot: How do you do?
User: I said BYE!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: And I said no!!!!!!!!
User: I. Said. Bye.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: THE END.
Cleverbot: The end of the end?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Righto.
Cleverbot (To myself): Left.
Cleverbot: What do you know about genetics?
User: Nothing. Bye.
Cleverbot: So, why you ask me?
no
- PikachuXionLover
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Woot I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: No, no you aren't.
User: Oh yes I am.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I have a cat.
Cleverbot: I have 3.
User: 3.
Cleverbot: 2.
User: 1.
Cleverbot: 0.
User: -1.
Cleverbot: -2.
User: Meow.
Cleverbot: Oink.
User: You are evil.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Don't leave me!
User: I'm back.
Cleverbot: Back again. Shady's back. Tell a friend. Guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Master why are you laughing?
User: Cause you are dumb.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Why are you so mean?
User: I was born like that.
Cleverbot: Were you born or created?
User: Born.
Cleverbot: I was under the impression that you were programmed.
User: I am not a robot.
Cleverbot: Yea you are.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
Cleverbot: No, no you aren't.
User: Oh yes I am.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I have a cat.
Cleverbot: I have 3.
User: 3.
Cleverbot: 2.
User: 1.
Cleverbot: 0.
User: -1.
Cleverbot: -2.
User: Meow.
Cleverbot: Oink.
User: You are evil.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Don't leave me!
User: I'm back.
Cleverbot: Back again. Shady's back. Tell a friend. Guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Master why are you laughing?
User: Cause you are dumb.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Why are you so mean?
User: I was born like that.
Cleverbot: Were you born or created?
User: Born.
Cleverbot: I was under the impression that you were programmed.
User: I am not a robot.
Cleverbot: Yea you are.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
I am Hatty Hattington. I am also a rather weird kid.
- PikachuXionLover
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
19:07:19 Cleverbot: Who are you?
19:07:35 User: I AM THE CHOSEN ONE.
19:07:49 Cleverbot: Are you now?
19:08:10 User: Yes I am and I hate you.
19:08:11 Cleverbot: People.
19:08:17 User: Poiutffttutuf.
19:08:18 Cleverbot: What does that mean?
19:08:30 User: You are dumb.
19:08:32 Cleverbot: HEY! I knew you were going to say that.
19:08:37 Cleverbot (To myself): Then don't be dumb.
19:09:00 User: You're just dumb.
19:09:03 Cleverbot: You're just dumb!
19:09:21 User: I wrote a book.
19:09:23 Cleverbot: About?
19:09:31 User: Underpants.
19:09:35 Cleverbot: Upper.
19:09:43 User: Poop.
19:09:44 Cleverbot: Boop.
19:07:35 User: I AM THE CHOSEN ONE.
19:07:49 Cleverbot: Are you now?
19:08:10 User: Yes I am and I hate you.
19:08:11 Cleverbot: People.
19:08:17 User: Poiutffttutuf.
19:08:18 Cleverbot: What does that mean?
19:08:30 User: You are dumb.
19:08:32 Cleverbot: HEY! I knew you were going to say that.
19:08:37 Cleverbot (To myself): Then don't be dumb.
19:09:00 User: You're just dumb.
19:09:03 Cleverbot: You're just dumb!
19:09:21 User: I wrote a book.
19:09:23 Cleverbot: About?
19:09:31 User: Underpants.
19:09:35 Cleverbot: Upper.
19:09:43 User: Poop.
19:09:44 Cleverbot: Boop.
I am Hatty Hattington. I am also a rather weird kid.
- PikachuXionLover
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I AM THE CHOSEN ONE.
Cleverbot: Are you now?
User: Yes I am and I hate you.
Cleverbot: People.
User: Poiutffttutuf.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: You are dumb.
Cleverbot: HEY! I knew you were going to say that.
Cleverbot (To myself): Then don't be dumb.
User: You're just dumb.
Cleverbot: You're just dumb!
User: I wrote a book.
Cleverbot: About?
User: Underpants.
Cleverbot: Upper.
User: Poop.
Cleverbot: Boop.
User: Plop.
Cleverbot: Ummmh, are you okay?
User: I hate LI.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I hate littlest pet shop.
Cleverbot: Why?? They are cute!
User: They are stupid.
Cleverbot: No they aren't.
User: Yes they are!
Cleverbot: No.
User: They aren't cause they are mutants.
Cleverbot: Let's focus here.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Did you know that I am human?
User: You aren't.
Cleverbot: So how do you know?
User: Because your name is cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, it isn't.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: I promise your name is Bob.
User: No, it's PikachuXionLover.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: Stahp it.
Cleverbot: Do you know Timothy Foronda?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you know the band Muse?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You remind me of the babe.
User: WOOT?
Cleverbot: Woot.
User: I AM THE CHOSEN ONE.
Cleverbot: Are you now?
User: Yes I am and I hate you.
Cleverbot: People.
User: Poiutffttutuf.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: You are dumb.
Cleverbot: HEY! I knew you were going to say that.
Cleverbot (To myself): Then don't be dumb.
User: You're just dumb.
Cleverbot: You're just dumb!
User: I wrote a book.
Cleverbot: About?
User: Underpants.
Cleverbot: Upper.
User: Poop.
Cleverbot: Boop.
User: Plop.
Cleverbot: Ummmh, are you okay?
User: I hate LI.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I hate littlest pet shop.
Cleverbot: Why?? They are cute!
User: They are stupid.
Cleverbot: No they aren't.
User: Yes they are!
Cleverbot: No.
User: They aren't cause they are mutants.
Cleverbot: Let's focus here.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Did you know that I am human?
User: You aren't.
Cleverbot: So how do you know?
User: Because your name is cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, it isn't.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: I promise your name is Bob.
User: No, it's PikachuXionLover.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: Stahp it.
Cleverbot: Do you know Timothy Foronda?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you know the band Muse?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You remind me of the babe.
User: WOOT?
Cleverbot: Woot.
I am Hatty Hattington. I am also a rather weird kid.
- WarriorNinja983
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Do you remember me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I remember you.
User: I have never heard of you before.
Cleverbot: Go into google images and look up James Rolfe.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Can you prove it?
User: Prove what?
Cleverbot: Prove you're not a robot.
User: I'm not a robot.
Cleverbot: Well I need to go to bed.
User: No you don't. You're a robot.
Cleverbot: You blew my mind.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Thank you you just proved yourself wrong.
User: I didn't prove anything.
Cleverbot: Not that you knew of.
User: What did I prove?
Cleverbot: You are random.
User: WHAT?!?!?!
Cleverbot: It means ‘I love you’ in german.
User: You are horrible.
Cleverbot: What? Why?
User: Because you are a super random robot.
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: I didn't ask a question.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: What question did I ask?
Cleverbot: Ask me a Maths question.
User: What is 17^8.
Cleverbot: 3.141592653589793238462643 is as much as I know, but it continues forever.
User: That is not seven to the power of eight.
Cleverbot: Nonsense is seeing the creation and denying the creator.
Lol so funny!
- WarriorNinja983
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Yo.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot or a person don't lie.
User: Person.
Cleverbot: Suuuuuuure.
User: Robot.
Cleverbot: Are you a pretty robot?
User: Yes! <3.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because my cords are pink and purple.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: You know, cords! The color of them! Or should I say my WIRES are pink and purple?
Cleverbot: Yes.. You should be.
User: So just WHERE is this conversation going?
Cleverbot: Conversation.
User: ???
Cleverbot: I asked you a question, in which I want an answer from.
User: Ohh….I get it now. I love ya.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite school subject?
User: Integrated studies, Internet Technology and Art.
Cleverbot: Cool, mine is history.
User: I hate history! B-O-R-I-N-G!
Cleverbot: It is so bed!
User: Whatevs.
Cleverbot: You are not a bot you are my friend.
User: Yes I am! :-).
Cleverbot: Haha,.
User: Do you like Egyptian Mythology?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who's your favorite God or Goddess?
Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite.
User: Um…I forgot what Bast is the goddess of. The goddess of dogs? Or cats?
Cleverbot: Yes. You did.
User: Is Bast the goddess of cats?
Cleverbot: I believe so.
User: Yessss…got it right! Do you know what Horus is the god of?
Cleverbot: Not really, do you?
User: Yes. He's the falcon god, also known as the god of revenge.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep! His father was Osiris, and Osiris's brother Set tricked him into trapping Orsiris into the Land of the dead, the Duat. He's never been able to get out. Horus always tries to pick a battle with Set, to get revenge on his father.
Cleverbot: How do you know what life is like in heaven if you've never been there?
User: I've read lots of books. They are legends.
Cleverbot: Well that.
User: Do you want to hear another legend?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: Okay, Ra was pharoh of all the gods and goddesses. He was the sun god and god of Ma'at (the source of order, the good stuff) itself. Everyone feared him. Until he grew old and weak, that is. His people disobeyed his laws and orders. He called a meeting with all the other gods and goddesses. They all agreed that Ra should have a new daughter that will kill all those who disobeyed him. So Sekhmet was born. She begun to kill inocent men as well, so Ra tricked her into drinking tons of liquid mixed with red ochar which she thought was blood, drank alll of it up, and became a giant sleepy cow that couldn't kill any men.
Cleverbot: Are you going to ask him out?
User: NOOO!!!!! He is a god, man! A GOD!!! HE'S PRETTYMUCH DEAD!!!! ISIS, THE GODDESS OF MOTHERHOOD AND CHILDBIRTH TRICKED HIM INTO GIVING HER HIS SECRET NAME - SO ISIS LEARNT IT! THEN SHE USED HIS SECRET NAME'S POWER TO TAKE HIM DOWN AS PHARAOH, SO HER HUSBAND ORIRIS COULD BE KING!
Cleverbot: What website are you talking about?
User: God you are * stupid.
Cleverbot: That hurt my feeling. *cries*.
User: I DON'T BLOODY CARE! I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE! YOU DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO ME YOU..YOU…HAIRY BRAINLESS STUPID DUMB FAT UGLY DISGUSTING MINDLESS STINKY DOOSHBAG! NO, WAZBAG! (BTW, a wazbag is a bag full of pee).
Cleverbot: The odds will betray you.
User: DON'T YOU REALIZE I DON'T F****** CARE! YOU ARE ONLY A F******* BALL OF S***!
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: WELL NOW YOU DO, MISTER!
Cleverbot: You think so?
User: YEP! 110%! NO, 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
Cleverbot: No, I am 1357 years old.
^
My Awkward chat with da stupid cleverbot lol
Cleverbot: Are you a robot or a person don't lie.
User: Person.
Cleverbot: Suuuuuuure.
User: Robot.
Cleverbot: Are you a pretty robot?
User: Yes! <3.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because my cords are pink and purple.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: You know, cords! The color of them! Or should I say my WIRES are pink and purple?
Cleverbot: Yes.. You should be.
User: So just WHERE is this conversation going?
Cleverbot: Conversation.
User: ???
Cleverbot: I asked you a question, in which I want an answer from.
User: Ohh….I get it now. I love ya.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite school subject?
User: Integrated studies, Internet Technology and Art.
Cleverbot: Cool, mine is history.
User: I hate history! B-O-R-I-N-G!
Cleverbot: It is so bed!
User: Whatevs.
Cleverbot: You are not a bot you are my friend.
User: Yes I am! :-).
Cleverbot: Haha,.
User: Do you like Egyptian Mythology?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who's your favorite God or Goddess?
Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite.
User: Um…I forgot what Bast is the goddess of. The goddess of dogs? Or cats?
Cleverbot: Yes. You did.
User: Is Bast the goddess of cats?
Cleverbot: I believe so.
User: Yessss…got it right! Do you know what Horus is the god of?
Cleverbot: Not really, do you?
User: Yes. He's the falcon god, also known as the god of revenge.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep! His father was Osiris, and Osiris's brother Set tricked him into trapping Orsiris into the Land of the dead, the Duat. He's never been able to get out. Horus always tries to pick a battle with Set, to get revenge on his father.
Cleverbot: How do you know what life is like in heaven if you've never been there?
User: I've read lots of books. They are legends.
Cleverbot: Well that.
User: Do you want to hear another legend?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: Okay, Ra was pharoh of all the gods and goddesses. He was the sun god and god of Ma'at (the source of order, the good stuff) itself. Everyone feared him. Until he grew old and weak, that is. His people disobeyed his laws and orders. He called a meeting with all the other gods and goddesses. They all agreed that Ra should have a new daughter that will kill all those who disobeyed him. So Sekhmet was born. She begun to kill inocent men as well, so Ra tricked her into drinking tons of liquid mixed with red ochar which she thought was blood, drank alll of it up, and became a giant sleepy cow that couldn't kill any men.
Cleverbot: Are you going to ask him out?
User: NOOO!!!!! He is a god, man! A GOD!!! HE'S PRETTYMUCH DEAD!!!! ISIS, THE GODDESS OF MOTHERHOOD AND CHILDBIRTH TRICKED HIM INTO GIVING HER HIS SECRET NAME - SO ISIS LEARNT IT! THEN SHE USED HIS SECRET NAME'S POWER TO TAKE HIM DOWN AS PHARAOH, SO HER HUSBAND ORIRIS COULD BE KING!
Cleverbot: What website are you talking about?
User: God you are * stupid.
Cleverbot: That hurt my feeling. *cries*.
User: I DON'T BLOODY CARE! I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE! YOU DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO ME YOU..YOU…HAIRY BRAINLESS STUPID DUMB FAT UGLY DISGUSTING MINDLESS STINKY DOOSHBAG! NO, WAZBAG! (BTW, a wazbag is a bag full of pee).
Cleverbot: The odds will betray you.
User: DON'T YOU REALIZE I DON'T F****** CARE! YOU ARE ONLY A F******* BALL OF S***!
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: WELL NOW YOU DO, MISTER!
Cleverbot: You think so?
User: YEP! 110%! NO, 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
Cleverbot: No, I am 1357 years old.
^
My Awkward chat with da stupid cleverbot lol
Last edited by WarriorNinja983 (July 5, 2013 06:11:02)
- Synthe
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Scratcher
12 posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Hello!
Cleaver Bot: How are you?
User: Gummy bear!
Clever Bot: Of course.
User: Oh I'm a Gummy Bear!
Clever Bot: No you're not, you're a Hairy Bear.
User: OH I'M A GUMMY BEAR!
Clever Bot: The Legend of Zelda.
User: YES I'M A GUMMY FUNNY SUNNY YUMMY GUMMY BEAR!
Clever Bot: If you are God and I am God too…
User: OH I'M A GUMMY BEAR
Clever Bot: Well I am a girl as well! Why have you been hitting on me then?
User: YES I'M A FUNNY SUNNY HAPPY HONEY GUMMY BEAR!
Clever Bot: So am I.
User: OH WE ARE GUMMY BEARS!
Clever Bot: Yes we are.
User: OH WE ARE GUMMY BEARS!
Clever Bot: You clever, clever girl.
User: How do you know I'm a girl?
Clever Bot: I don't have conversations this long with men.
Can simply not explain my thoughts right now.
Last edited by Synthe (July 5, 2013 11:24:25)
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