"chair." - @IKEA-chair, 2019
We still have a infinite cookie, just now it's covered in glue ;-;
We have decoys. Don't even try a bomb.
✓ How to join ⑁
1) Set your pfp to a chair ⑁
2) Send in supa epic kewl chair related projects! ;w; (if u can!)
3) (optional) If you're a forum user, set your signature to this! (copy & paste the code below)
1) Ignore all that and just ask politely.
2) No, seriously. We give away so many exceptions you don't really need to do anything these days to become a chair. We'd like it if you did, but you don't have to.
If you wanna become a manager, you probably do want to go the extra mile however. For more detail, see:
✓ Becoming manager ⑁
One will be promoted to manager if they are active around the studio, keep up to date with things, and perhaps if they make a project (or several!). Please don't ask to be promoted.
Note to other managers: please don't promote ppl without my permission, ask before if you think they deserve a promotion :)
✓ Notable Chairs ⑁
If you're active for long enough or are just awesome in general, you become a notable chair, which means you get invited to THE ELITE COUNCIL OF CHAIRS!
foiwuhre (foy-WOO-ray) verb. to sit on a chair and eat cookies, specifically IKEA chairss. "He likes to foiwuhre while he watches television." Past tense: foiwuhreing. 3rd person present: foiwuhres. Gerund: foiwuhring
Word created by @Vubobinali, definition created by @Green_Cookie
chair+cookie=chookie. A new word. What are chookies? They're chairs that have an attachment to feed you cookies while sitting. Now if you excuse me, it's chookie time.
Official Chair Of Republic Events Studio:
Breaking news ⑁
You'll never find our underground supersecure+++++ IKEA HQ 5.0.
Free cookies? Chair of Republic.
Full respect? Chair of Republic.
Peace? Chair of Republic.
g̶o̶o̶d Wi-Fi? Chair of Republic.
But really, why would you go to a hotel when you can live with us chairs in our underground supersecure+++++ IKEA HQ 5.0?
~ Inspirational quotes ⑁
"Roses are red, violets are blue, #IKEAChairssHaveLivesToo"
"OK, THEN. WHO HAS A GUN THAT SAYS "TDBrift" ON THE SIDE? TELL ME OR OOF TO YOUR LEADER" - @915922
"ikea table" - @CatsUnited
"I still support chairs in the memory of IKEA_Chair"
"This is my religion now." - @ThisIsSammy
"TOGETHER, WE SHALL RULE SCRATCH WITH OUR MAJESTIC BEINGS" - @PrincessIKEAChair
"People may decide not to buy you when they see your box, but a chair has much more to it on the inside." - @Green_Cookie
"our meatballs are very satisfying"- @MathsHat1
"Come and get some, COOKIES!!!!"
"The chairs will rule, never mind the ACC."
"ACC! >.< the AntiChairClan is here!! s̶e̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶I̶ ̶d̶i̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶?"
"guess it's time to make some chair projects"
"ikea chair best chair"
"IKEA chairz 4 life" - @PrincessIKEAChair
"You have beauty, you have grace, no you're not supposed to sit on it with your face" - @Green_Cookie
"For some reason, I feel misspelled." - @IKEA-chair
"Cookies and chairs, what more could you ask for?" - @SuperMarioOdyssey100
"We are hardware, we have meatballs and cookies, WE ARE Chair!" - @TJN_Films
"Chair forever" - @TwistedChair
"Cookies are brown, Chairs are cool, I like IKEA, And so should you"
~ UPDATES ⑁
We now like Sprite Cranberry. - @XxShazammxX
We are currently trying to build
"Chair Country". This luxury holiday island for chairs is currently being build across Mexico or some kinda country.
We have an ally, @Deathstriding's Cheeseburger Empire