What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

skymover1239

It usually a good to upgrade your vision from c to c++

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skymover1239 wrote:
It usually a good to upgrade your vision from c to c++

then finally to c#, which makes you see sharp.

scratchieguy12345678

potatophant wrote:
skymover1239 wrote:
It usually a good to upgrade your vision from c to c++
then finally to c#, which makes you see sharp.

In the gap between c++ and c#, there's css, which allows you to see your friend Samuel Sanders very clearly.

Jonathan50

skymover1239 wrote:
It usually a good to upgrade your vision from c to c++

joefarebrother wrote:
C++ is a bug in itself. It's only better than C AFTER you finish using it!

Not yet a Knight of the Mu Calculus.

mlcreater

scratchieguy12345678 wrote:
Nah, real coders program in Malbolge.

Wow, it would be so terrific to be one of them

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Vaibhs11

scratchieguy12345678 wrote:
potatophant wrote:
skymover1239 wrote:
It usually a good to upgrade your vision from c to c++
then finally to c#, which makes you see sharp.

In the gap between c++ and c#, there's css, which allows you to see your friend Samuel Sanders very clearly.

no no, css comes after c#, because it can make your vision sharp sharp

Chiroyce

potatophant wrote:
skymover1239 wrote:
It usually a good to upgrade your vision from c to c++
then finally to c#, which makes you see sharp.

potato that slightly cracked me up

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gosoccerboy5

potatophant wrote:
skymover1239 wrote:
It usually a good to upgrade your vision from c to c++
then finally to c#, which makes you see sharp.

And back to Javascript, where you tear your hair out because of all the weird quirks and type coercion and stuff, then vision is your least concern

or so the legends go

Raihan142857

gosoccerboy5 wrote:
potatophant wrote:
skymover1239 wrote:
It usually a good to upgrade your vision from c to c++
then finally to c#, which makes you see sharp.
And back to Javascript, where you tear your hair out because of all the weird quirks and type coercion and stuff, then vision is your least concern

or so the legends go

hey, javascript is not that bad. at least it's better than python.

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Raihan142857 wrote:
gosoccerboy5 wrote:
potatophant wrote:
skymover1239 wrote:
It usually a good to upgrade your vision from c to c++
then finally to c#, which makes you see sharp.
And back to Javascript, where you tear your hair out because of all the weird quirks and type coercion and stuff, then vision is your least concern

or so the legends go
hey, javascript is not that bad. at least it's better than python.

yeah but then, every language is better than python /s

mybearworld

potatophant wrote:
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yeah but then, python is better than every language

fixed up your grammar [/s]

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mybearworld wrote:
potatophant wrote:
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yeah but then, python is better than every language
fixed up your grammar [/s]

i think you missed a /s…

Raihan142857

potatophant wrote:
Raihan142857 wrote:
gosoccerboy5 wrote:
potatophant wrote:
skymover1239 wrote:
It usually a good to upgrade your vision from c to c++
then finally to c#, which makes you see sharp.
And back to Javascript, where you tear your hair out because of all the weird quirks and type coercion and stuff, then vision is your least concern

or so the legends go
hey, javascript is not that bad. at least it's better than python.
yeah but then, every language is better than python /s

that /s is unnecessary

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Chocolate_Melons

A riddle that my math teacher always used was:
Q: What is a mathematicians favorite tree?
A: A geometry

Barthdry

Why ; is important for life . (full stop is important) i adviced to c

Jonathan50

Barthdry wrote:
Why ; is important for life . (full stop is important) i adviced to c

Smalltalk isCool. ' true

Not yet a Knight of the Mu Calculus.

Vaibhs11

Barthdry wrote:
Why ; is important for life . (full stop is important) i adviced to c

???

gosoccerboy5

potatophant wrote:
Raihan142857 wrote:
gosoccerboy5 wrote:
And back to Javascript, where you tear your hair out because of all the weird quirks and type coercion and stuff, then vision is your least concern

or so the legends go
hey, javascript is not that bad. at least it's better than python.
yeah but then, every language is better than python /s

where did that /s come from?
OK, OK, it was a joke

Last edited by gosoccerboy5 (May 23, 2021 23:32:53)

PikachuB2005

comp09 wrote:
No, MD5 is past its expiration date. Try SHA256 hash browns!

Off topic question: If SHA256 is better, why do project assets use md5? (in project json file)

Last edited by PikachuB2005 (May 30, 2021 21:17:56)

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Sheep_maker

PikachuB2005 wrote:
comp09 wrote:
No, MD5 is past its expiration date. Try SHA256 hash browns!
Off topic question: If SHA256 is better, why do project assets use md5? (in project json file)

md5 is quick, which is fine for project assets when you just need to hash costumes to some unique string and the server to verify the hashes, but for passwords, hashes that're easy to compute make them easier to brute force, so SHA256 is better for passwords but not necessarily everything else

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