mybearworld wrote:

ninjaMAR wrote:

Maximouse wrote:

ninjaMAR wrote:

fdreerf wrote:

RedGuy7 wrote:

it's actually not that hard, just remember semicolons at the end of each line. that;s the most annoying thing, the non-optional semicolons

Isn't that in like every major programming language except Python

Python has : and ;

In Python, semicolons are optional (and discouraged). They just make code less readable.

They are good for one line code

How's that useful?

IDK

Lol, I'm not sure if this is any good but: ‘Where’s polygon? Idk where has poly gone? Yeah - not that good sorry for that guys xD

my mathematical joke:
Q: What does the math workbook say to the other?
A: You have a lot of problems!

<O_O :: #ff0000> // gary 
<⌐_⌐ :: #FFA500> // bob
<:) :: #fff000> // james
<0_0 :: #00ff00> // noah
<v_v :: #0000ff> // felix
<*_* :: #800080> // lucas

Bacteria999 wrote:

Boy: Hello, can you give me 1000$?
Girl: No way!
Boy: sudo Give me 1000$
Girl: OK!

LOL!

I don't get why !important and !DOCTYPE HTML don't mean the opposite of what they actually mean
Also, funny video: Wat

In america, you program Scratch Cat.
In soviet russia, Scratch Cat programs you!
obviously no offense intended

asin? More like asinine!

take this as a helpful bump

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first mathematician orders a beer

The second orders half a beer

“I don't serve half-beers” the bartender replies

“Excuse me?” Asks mathematician #2

“What kind of bar serves half-beers?” The bartender remarks. “That's ridiculous.”

“Oh c'mon” says mathematician #1 “do you know how hard it is to collect an infinite number of us? Just play along”

“There are very strict laws on how I can serve drinks. I couldn't serve you half a beer even if I wanted to.”

“But that's not a problem” mathematician #3 chimes in “at the end of the joke you serve us a whole number of beers. You see, when you take the sum of a continuously halving function-”

“I know how limits work” interjects the bartender

“Oh, alright then. I didn't want to assume a bartender would be familiar with such advanced mathematics”

“Are you kidding me?” The bartender replies, “you learn limits in like, 9th grade! What kind of mathematician thinks limits are advanced mathematics?”

“HE'S ON TO US” mathematician #1 screeches

Simultaneously, every mathematician opens their mouth and out pours a cloud of multicolored mosquitoes. Each mathematician is bellowing insects of a different shade.

The mosquitoes form into a singular, polychromatic swarm. “FOOLS” it booms in unison, “I WILL INFECT EVERY BEING ON THIS PATHETIC PLANET WITH MALARIA”

The bartender stands fearless against the technicolor hoard. “But wait” he inturrupts, thinking fast, “if you do that, politicians will use the catastrophe as an excuse to implement free healthcare. Think of how much that will hurt the taxpayers!”

The mosquitoes fall silent for a brief moment. “My God, you're right. We didn't think about the economy! Very well, we will not attack this dimension. FOR THE TAXPAYERS!” and with that, they vanish.

A nearby barfly stumbles over to the bartender. “How did you know that that would work?”

“It's simple really” the bartender says. “I saw that the vectors formed a gradient, and therefore must be conservative.”

That joke was going in every direction lol

me: wanna go on a date?
her: no ew
me: sudo wanna go on a date?
her: no yuck
me: doas wanna go on a date?
her: YESS

sudo is bloated use doas

DipLeChip wrote:

me: wanna go on a date?
her: no ew
me: sudo wanna go on a date?
…

her: Password:

circleString = “”
s = [ “A = 0”,
“lHD = 0000”,
“vD = len(s) + 00”,
“#fill some space”,
“#fill some space”,
“#fill a bit more space”,
“#fill a fair bit of space”,
“#fill a fair bit of space”,
“#fill a fair bit of space”,
“for i in range(0,len(s)):”,
" if lHD < len(s):“,
” lHD = len(s)“,
” A += len(s) + 00“,
”d = int((vD + lHD) / 2)“,
”#fill a fair bit of space“,
”#fill a fair bit of space“,
”#fill a fair bit of space“,
”#fill a bit more space“,
”#fill some space“,
”#fill some space“,
”r = d/2 + 00000“,
”rS = r**2 + 000“,
”print(str(A/rS))"]
for i in range(0,len(s)):
circleString += s + “\n”
exec(circleString)

======

This calculates pi by looking at its own source code.

p=input().split()
print(“In Soviet Russia,”,p,p,p+“!”)

Input something like “In America, you write program.” and it will output “In Soviet Russia, program write you!”

OriginalProjects wrote:

p=input().split()
print(“In Soviet Russia,”,p,p,p+“!”)

Input something like “In America, you write program.” and it will output “In Soviet Russia, program write you!”

help

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!

OriginalProjects wrote:

circleString = ""
s = [          "A = 0",
            "lHD = 0000",
         "vD = len(s) + 00",
         "#fill some space",
         "#fill some space",
      "#fill a bit more space",
     "#fill a fair bit of space",
     "#fill a fair bit of space",
     "#fill a fair bit of space",
     "for i in range(0,len(s)):",
      "    if lHD < len(s[i]):",
      "        lHD = len(s[i])",
      "    A += len(s[i]) + 00",
      "d = int((vD + lHD) / 2)",
     "#fill a fair bit of space",
     "#fill a fair bit of space",
     "#fill a fair bit of space",
      "#fill a bit more space",
         "#fill some space",
         "#fill some space",
         "r = d/2 + 00000",
         "rS = r**2 + 000",
         "print(str(A/rS))"]
for i in range(0,len(s)):
    circleString += s[i] + "\n"
exec(circleString)

======

This calculates pi by looking at its own source code.

LOL, you have [i] in it so it won't work. As that starts italic text.
Anyways let's try it out.
3.138888888888889 is not right xD

mybearworld wrote:

OriginalProjects wrote:

circleString = ""
s = [          "A = 0",
            "lHD = 0000",
         "vD = len(s) + 00",
         "#fill some space",
         "#fill some space",
      "#fill a bit more space",
     "#fill a fair bit of space",
     "#fill a fair bit of space",
     "#fill a fair bit of space",
     "for i in range(0,len(s)):",
      "    if lHD < len(s[i]):",
      "        lHD = len(s[i])",
      "    A += len(s[i]) + 00",
      "d = int((vD + lHD) / 2)",
     "#fill a fair bit of space",
     "#fill a fair bit of space",
     "#fill a fair bit of space",
      "#fill a bit more space",
         "#fill some space",
         "#fill some space",
         "r = d/2 + 00000",
         "rS = r**2 + 000",
         "print(str(A/rS))"]
for i in range(0,len(s)):
    circleString += s[i] + "\n"
exec(circleString)

======

This calculates pi by looking at its own source code.

LOL, you have [i] in it so it won't work. As that starts italic text.
Anyways let's try it out.
3.138888888888889 is not right xD

I think this is the most interesting program for calculating pi, written in Piet.

Trying to use javascript be like

99 bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code.
Take one down,
patch it around,
[object Object] bugs in the code

So Javascript was going to a party, but they were going to be late, so they hurried up.
When they got there, they said "I'm just in time!".

cheesy I know

Do you want to have some pi?