What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

brourbeinsus

Cats really like yarn

So I’m guessing dogs really like npm

So every time I need to say

X tension,
I’m going to say (see above)

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gosoccerboy5

Classic:
A programmer had a problem.
So they used regex.
Now they have two.
(bonus: now they have [object Object] problems)

NFlex23

gosoccerboy5 wrote:
(the lambda expression (hopefully) is relatively language neutral)

LOL Quite funny :P

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Vaibhs11

NFlex23 wrote:
gosoccerboy5 wrote:
(the lambda expression (hopefully) is relatively language neutral)

LOL Quite funny :P

>:(
I still don't understand the joke

mybearworld

gosoccerboy5 wrote:
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Classic:
A programmer had a problem.
So they used regex.
Now they have two.
(bonus: now they have [object Object] problems)

I hate using alert just because of [object Object]

Vaibhs11 wrote:
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>:(
I still don't understand the joke

lambda is this

x = lambda: print(1)

x = function(){print(1);}

Not much more to it

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gosoccerboy5

Vaibhs11 wrote:
>:(
I still don't understand the joke

c doesnt have lambdas right?

Vaibhs11

gosoccerboy5 wrote:
Vaibhs11 wrote:
>:(
I still don't understand the joke
c doesnt have lambdas right?

true.

kccuber

i dont know if this counts, but
“You spelled it wrong.”
~guthib 2021

Also…
“Run without screen refresh Run without screen refresh Run without screen refresh Run without screen refresh”
~griffpatch 2021

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Chiroyce

kccuber wrote:
“You spelled it wrong.”
~guthib 2021

kccuber wrote:
“Run without screen refresh Run without screen refresh Run without screen refresh Run without screen refresh”
~griffpatch 2021

i didnt get it …. mind explaining?

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Ankit_Anmol

Chiroyce wrote:
kccuber wrote:
“You spelled it wrong.”
~guthib 2021
kccuber wrote:
“Run without screen refresh Run without screen refresh Run without screen refresh Run without screen refresh”
~griffpatch 2021
i didnt get it …. mind explaining?

Same reaction

what is the second joke? Is that really a quote of griffpatch?

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kccuber

Chiroyce wrote:
i didnt get it …. mind explaining?

I meant this:

“make sure to check ‘run without screen refresh’”
~griffpatch 2021

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gosoccerboy5

Null safety in Dart in a nutshell:

!!!!!!!???????!?!?!??!?!?????!?!??!?!??!?!?! String??? as foo! ??= blabla! 
(foo?.bar?.baz?.blabla?[5]! * 7)! - myclass.staticMethod?(varIable?)?
if (foo == null) throw foo?.bar;

there are a LOT of question and exclamation marks..
fortunately, dart's flow analysis is powerful and epic so you can use that to work with null safety
ok so why is my pfp not loading

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Chiroyce

kccuber wrote:
“make sure to check ‘run without screen refresh’”
~griffpatch 2021

also this

“make sure to keep this variable ‘for this sprite only’”
~griffpatch 2021

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this is a test sentence

kccuber

gosoccerboy5 wrote:
ok so why is my pfp not loading

that's because fastly ate your pfp
another classic haha made by griffpatch:
“make skip smoke” (it was supposed to be “skid smoke” and he corrected it 2 episodes later)

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Raihan142857

kccuber wrote:
gosoccerboy5 wrote:
ok so why is my pfp not loading
that's because fastly ate your pfp
another classic haha made by griffpatch:
“make skip smoke” (it was supposed to be “skid smoke” and he corrected it 2 episodes later)

“i have so many feet!” - griffpatch 2020

I use scratch.
GF: I'll dump you. BF: hex dump or binary dump?

wvj

bump

kccuber

Raihan142857 wrote:
kccuber wrote:
gosoccerboy5 wrote:
ok so why is my pfp not loading
that's because fastly ate your pfp
another classic haha made by griffpatch:
“make skip smoke” (it was supposed to be “skid smoke” and he corrected it 2 episodes later)
“i have so many feet!” - griffpatch 2020

“Lol… So, my next video is going to have ears… What can I say!” ~ griffpatch 2021

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Chiroyce

Timestamp = 24:06 | Tile Scrolling Platformer Tutorial | Part 11 | Death, Background & Sound
_____________

❝ It’s very satisfying to finally have sound, and also losing a life. ❞
— griffpatch, 2021

April Fools' topics:

— New Buildings in Scratch's headquarters
— Give every Scratcher an M1 MacBook Air
— Scratch should let users edit other Scratchers' projects
— Make a statue for Jeffalo
— Scratch Tech Tips™
— Make a Chiroyce statue emoji

<img src=“x” onerror=“alert('XSS vulnerability discovered')”>

this is a test sentence

kccuber

Chiroyce wrote:
Timestamp = 24:06 | Tile Scrolling Platformer Tutorial | Part 11 | Death, Background & Sound
_____________
❝ It’s very satisfying to finally have sound, and also losing a life. ❞
— griffpatch, 2021

that definitely gets me
also in the beginning of the video

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kccuber

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