What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

Chiroyce

kccuber wrote:
Programmers: NPM vs Yarn

you forgot pip!

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<img src=“x” onerror=“alert('XSS vulnerability discovered')”>

this is a test sentence

gdpr5b78aa4361827f5c2a08d700

Chiroyce wrote:
kccuber wrote:
Programmers: NPM vs Yarn
you forgot pip!

no nuget? sinful

Chiroyce

potatophant wrote:
no nuget? sinful

yes plz chicken nuggets yum yum

April Fools' topics:

— New Buildings in Scratch's headquarters
— Give every Scratcher an M1 MacBook Air
— Scratch should let users edit other Scratchers' projects
— Make a statue for Jeffalo
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<img src=“x” onerror=“alert('XSS vulnerability discovered')”>

this is a test sentence

Vaibhs11

Chiroyce wrote:
potatophant wrote:
no nuget? sinful
yes plz chicken nuggets yum yum

that was my idea

Greg8128

Why do Haskell programmers procrastinate?
Lazy evaluation

Why was the JavaScript programmer arrested?
For Coercion

Why was the C programmer single?
Because his core dumped him

Why is Java so popular?
Because some programmers get paid by the hour

Last edited by Greg8128 (June 30, 2021 06:50:21)

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Vaibhs11

Greg8128 wrote:
Why was the C programmer single?
Because his core dumped him

*applause* *boo*

gosoccerboy5

Greg8128 wrote:
Why do Haskell programmers procrastinate?
Lazy evaluation

Why was the JavaScript programmer arrested?
For Coercion

Why was the C programmer single?
Because his core dumped him

Why is Java so popular?
Because some programmers get paid by the hour

lolll

mybearworld

[joke=unfunny]
Do Malbolge help forums even have spam avoiding rules?
[/joke]

Last edited by mybearworld (June 30, 2021 13:48:54)

Signatures are the only place where assets links still work.

gosoccerboy5

Greg8128 wrote:
Why do Haskell programmers procrastinate?
Lazy evaluation

Why is Haskell such a popular medicine?
It has no side effects.

Why is Python such an unpopular medicine?
It's really slow to do anything

mybearworld

Why am I so mad about this.

Signatures are the only place where assets links still work.

Chiroyce

gosoccerboy5 wrote:
Why is Python such an unpopular medicine?
It's really slow to do anything

mybearworld wrote:
Do Malbolge help forums even have spam avoiding rules?

lets convert the source code of Chromium into Malbolge and paste it here, lets see what the ST does about it (troll lol)

April Fools' topics:

— New Buildings in Scratch's headquarters
— Give every Scratcher an M1 MacBook Air
— Scratch should let users edit other Scratchers' projects
— Make a statue for Jeffalo
— Scratch Tech Tips™
— Make a Chiroyce statue emoji

<img src=“x” onerror=“alert('XSS vulnerability discovered')”>

this is a test sentence

kccuber

why is there a programming language named a bad word

and the code tag works with it too which makes it even more funny

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ what the heck

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Raihan142857

kccuber wrote:
why is there a programming language named a bad word
and the code tag works with it too which makes it even more funny
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ what the heck

because believe it or not some people actually use curse words in real life

I use scratch.
GF: I'll dump you. BF: hex dump or binary dump?

wvj

gosoccerboy5 wrote:
Why is Python such an unpopular medicine?
It's really slow to do anything

true

Greg8128

How strings work:
in most languages: a vector of chars
in Haskell: a linked list of chars
in C: an array of chars ending with ‘\0’
in JS and Python: a vector of strings

Last edited by Greg8128 (June 30, 2021 22:26:34)

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mlcreater

mybearworld wrote:
[joke=unfunny]
Do Malbolge help forums even have spam avoiding rules?
[/joke]

<joke isfunny=“not at all”>
If spammers dare to sow discord and split organized threads with off-topic text, is there really any helping them out of Malbolge?
</joke>

← there are 3 sig figs and 0 kumquats

Vaibhs11

Greg8128 wrote:
How strings work:
in C: an array of chars ending with ‘\0’
in JS and Python: a vector of strings

man that's true

got this from a meme I saw months ago:

Python is a slow language
Python compiles in C
C is the real slow language

Last edited by Vaibhs11 (July 1, 2021 01:51:17)

Chiroyce

Vaibhs11 wrote:
C is the real slow language

no assembly is the slow language

April Fools' topics:

— New Buildings in Scratch's headquarters
— Give every Scratcher an M1 MacBook Air
— Scratch should let users edit other Scratchers' projects
— Make a statue for Jeffalo
— Scratch Tech Tips™
— Make a Chiroyce statue emoji

<img src=“x” onerror=“alert('XSS vulnerability discovered')”>

this is a test sentence

Raihan142857

Chiroyce wrote:
Vaibhs11 wrote:
C is the real slow language
no assembly is the slow language

Although you are being satirical, C/C++ is actually faster than assembly

Last edited by Raihan142857 (July 1, 2021 18:20:15)

I use scratch.
GF: I'll dump you. BF: hex dump or binary dump?

gosoccerboy5

Raihan142857 wrote:
Chiroyce wrote:
Vaibhs11 wrote:
C is the real slow language
no assembly is the slow language
Although you are being satirical, C/C++ is actually slower than assembly

I'm not surprised

edit wait no. I am surprised. I believe the post you linked is actually saying inline handwritten asm is slower than c/++

Last edited by gosoccerboy5 (July 1, 2021 03:18:48)

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