What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

Chiroyce

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this is a test sentence

ScolderCreations

Fun programming fact everyone can relate to: StackOverflow

Chiroyce

ScolderCreations wrote:
Fun programming fact everyone can relate to: StackOverflow

why should you attack me in such a way? i mean, it's true

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this is a test sentence

kccuber

Snap! adds a javascript function block.
Nobody:
Not even some hacker:
Some kid: let me just steal all my classmates passwords with a freaking fake adobe flash download page

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Greg8128

Error handling in C#:

try 
{
  int a = foo();
  int b = bar();
  return a*b;
}
catch (Exception e)
{
  return 10;
}

Error handling in Go:

a, err := foo();
if err != nil {
  return 10;
}
b, err := bar();
if err != nil {
  return 10;
}
return a*b

Error handling in Haskell:

foldr const 10 $ liftA2 (*) foo bar

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ScolderCreations

What is pi times infinity?

The_Imaginarium

Raihan142857 wrote:
*rap battle*

Imagine being so good at English you can rhyme math.

Last edited by The_Imaginarium (July 8, 2021 20:55:35)

gosoccerboy5

Vaibhs11 wrote:
ScolderCreations wrote:
1+1 = 11
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* very funny *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *deep fried wheeze* *world ending by laughing* *ded*

It's funny that it's a bad joke? You made me grin though.

this is a very common theme on certain subreddits. “javascript bad”

Vaibhs11

gosoccerboy5 wrote:
Vaibhs11 wrote:
ScolderCreations wrote:
1+1 = 11
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* very funny *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *deep fried wheeze* *world ending by laughing* *ded*

It's funny that it's a bad joke? You made me grin though.
this is a very common theme on certain subreddits. “javascript bad”

he didn't add strings lol

ScolderCreations

Vaibhs11 wrote:
gosoccerboy5 wrote:
Vaibhs11 wrote:
ScolderCreations wrote:
1+1 = 11
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* very funny *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *deep fried wheeze* *world ending by laughing* *ded*

It's funny that it's a bad joke? You made me grin though.
this is a very common theme on certain subreddits. “javascript bad”
he didn't add strings lol

l meant to

Vaibhs11

ScolderCreations wrote:
Vaibhs11 wrote:
gosoccerboy5 wrote:
Vaibhs11 wrote:
ScolderCreations wrote:
1+1 = 11
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* very funny *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *audience laughs* *applause* *deep fried wheeze* *world ending by laughing* *ded*

It's funny that it's a bad joke? You made me grin though.
this is a very common theme on certain subreddits. “javascript bad”
he didn't add strings lol
l meant to

“these”, ‘these’ and `these` are needed to indicate strings in javascript

Greg8128

gosoccerboy5 wrote:
this is a very common theme on certain subreddits. “javascript bad”

Type coercion was a mistake

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-gge

why was 6 afraid of 7

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Chiroyce

-gge wrote:
why was 6 afraid of 7

7 8 9
Seven ATE nine

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-ShadowOfTheFuture-

Here's one I copied from some website:

A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.

The physicist does some basic ballistic calculations, assuming a vacuum, lifts his rifle to a specific angle, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards short.

The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance, lifts his rifle slightly higher, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards long.

The statistician yells “We got him!”

██       ██  ██            ██  ██       ██
██       ██  ██            ██  ██       ██
██       ██  ██     ██     ██  ██       ██
██       ██  ██     ██     ██  ██       ██
███     ███   ██   ████   ██   ███     ███
 █████████     █████  █████     █████████

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gosoccerboy5

Greg8128 wrote:
gosoccerboy5 wrote:
this is a very common theme on certain subreddits. “javascript bad”
Type coercion was a mistake

honestly, I do kinda have to agree.

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something feels wrong here:

ScolderCreations

-ShadowOfTheFuture- wrote:
The physicist does some basic ballistic calculations, assuming a vacuum, lifts his rifle to a specific angle, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards short.

The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance, lifts his rifle slightly higher, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards long.

The statistician yells “We got him!”

ls this an epic Gamer fnf reference?!?!

RedGuy7

ScolderCreations wrote:
What is pi times infinity?

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Vaibhs11

potatophant wrote:
something feels wrong here:

mysql is a very good comedy short, you should watch it.

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