What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

kccuber

Chiroyce wrote:
gosoccerboy5 wrote:
By the way, Python is a kind of snake FYI
I knew that

python is named after monty python not the snake
king of page

Last edited by kccuber (July 13, 2021 16:12:52)

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The_Imaginarium

Wait hold up. Someone define “High-level”:

ScolderCreations

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ScolderCreations

ScolderCreations wrote:
pen left :: pen

And no, this isn't blockspam

Last edited by ScolderCreations (July 13, 2021 22:22:02)

RL1123

The_Imaginarium wrote:
Wait hold up. Someone define “High-level”:
-snip-

Well, it's more high level than hour of code and I guess the huge projects are high level

through tough thorough thought, though

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Futurebot5

rayli1123 wrote:
The_Imaginarium wrote:
Wait hold up. Someone define “High-level”:
-snip-
Well, it's more high level than hour of code and I guess the huge projects are high level

No. High level in proggraming usually means closer to English. Highest level is English; lowest is binary

So…hello, ou bonjour, o hola, o ciao, oder hallo.

gosoccerboy5

The_Imaginarium wrote:
Wait hold up. Someone define “High-level”:
https://u.cubeupload.com/Narium/Screenshot2021071317.png

High level means it's far away from the hardware… in Scratch you don't really have much low-level control of stuff, and a lot of functions are predefined for you.

Futurebot5 wrote:
No. High level in proggraming usually means closer to English. Highest level is English; lowest is binary

I just realized how english (or your native language)-like Scratch is, compared to other languages.

Last edited by gosoccerboy5 (July 14, 2021 03:01:16)

Chiroyce

The_Imaginarium wrote:
Wait hold up. Someone define “High-level”:
snip

High Level means that it is very highly away from compiled code, like it goes through multiple translations before the code is run, blocks to JavaScript, JavaScript to browser function, browser to system level and then it's executed. This makes scratch slow, but easy to learn and understand.

Futurebot5 wrote:
No. High level in proggraming usually means closer to English. Highest level is English; lowest is binary

Yep that's correct, but not always English, depends on their native language

Last edited by Chiroyce (July 14, 2021 02:41:23)

April Fools' topics:

— New Buildings in Scratch's headquarters
— Give every Scratcher an M1 MacBook Air
— Scratch should let users edit other Scratchers' projects
— Make a statue for Jeffalo
— Scratch Tech Tips™
— Make a Chiroyce statue emoji

<img src=“x” onerror=“alert('XSS vulnerability discovered')”>

this is a test sentence

gosoccerboy5

Chiroyce wrote:
Futurebot5 wrote:
No. High level in proggraming usually means closer to English. Highest level is English; lowest is binary
Yep that's correct, but not always English, depends on their native language

However, a lot of programming languages are based on English

(not sure if that's a good or bad thing, but seems unfair to those whose native language isn't english…)

gosoccerboy5

SQL programmers learning C++ be like

#include <iostream>
#define INT int
#define MAIN main
#define STD std
#define COUT cout
#define RETURN return
 
INT MAIN() {
    STD::COUT << "HELLO WORLD";
    
    RETURN 0;
}

Chiroyce

gosoccerboy5 wrote:
SQL programmers learning C++ be like

April Fools' topics:

— New Buildings in Scratch's headquarters
— Give every Scratcher an M1 MacBook Air
— Scratch should let users edit other Scratchers' projects
— Make a statue for Jeffalo
— Scratch Tech Tips™
— Make a Chiroyce statue emoji

<img src=“x” onerror=“alert('XSS vulnerability discovered')”>

this is a test sentence

linearlemur

Alienating people from using or contributing to your code 101:

Bad

true

Good

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!true

Last edited by linearlemur (July 15, 2021 03:21:41)

I found out how to put letters in cloud variables! https://turbowarp.org/526557379 (I really didn't feel like sharing the project, lol)

gosoccerboy5

linearlemur wrote:
Alienating people from using or contributing to your code 101:

if (item_toCompare_with_ReallyLongAnd_INCONSISTENT_NAME === true && item_toCompare_with_ReallyLongAnd_INCONSISTENT_NAME !== false) {
return item_toCompare_with_ReallyLongAnd_INCONSISTENT_NAME === true;
} else if (item_toCompare_with_ReallyLongAnd_INCONSISTENT_NAME !== true && item_toCompare_with_ReallyLongAnd_INCONSISTENT_NAME === false) {
return item_toCompare_with_ReallyLongAnd_INCONSISTENT_NAME === false;
} else {
// I don't really know what to say if we got here...
throw new Error(new Error());
}

Last edited by gosoccerboy5 (July 15, 2021 14:13:49)

linearlemur

gosoccerboy5 wrote:

linearlemur wrote:
Alienating people from using or contributing to your code 101:

if (item_toCompare_with_ReallyLongAnd_INCONSISTENT_NAME === true && item_toCompare_with_ReallyLongAnd_INCONSISTENT_NAME !== false) {
return item_toCompare_with_ReallyLongAnd_INCONSISTENT_NAME === true;
} else if (item_toCompare_with_ReallyLongAnd_INCONSISTENT_NAME !== true && item_toCompare_with_ReallyLongAnd_INCONSISTENT_NAME === false) {
return item_toCompare_with_ReallyLongAnd_INCONSISTENT_NAME === false;
} else {
// I don't really know what to say if we got here...
throw new Error(new Error());
}

I found out how to put letters in cloud variables! https://turbowarp.org/526557379 (I really didn't feel like sharing the project, lol)

dhuls

“JavaScript”:

class HelloWorld {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        System.out.println("Hello, World!"); 
    }
}

Test how good your computer is at doing math. 3DS and Wii U online after shutdown.

Chiroyce

linearlemur wrote:
Alienating people from using or contributing to your code 101:

some_random_variable_with_no_meaning = 'some_random_variable_with_no-meaning'
"""
useless multiline comment 
hahah hello world
"""
some_random_variable_with_no_meaning = some_random_variable_with_no-meaning + input('hahahah enter gibberish')
def some_random_function_with_no_meaning:
    if some_random_variable_with_no_meaning == "6f024c51ca5d0b6568919e134353aaf1398ff090c92f6173f5ce0315fa266b93":
        return '6f024c51ca5d0b6568919e134353aaf1398ff090c92f6173f5ce0315fa266b93'
    elif some_random_variable_with_no_meaning == 'some_random_variable_with_no-meaning':
        return "AAAAAA"
def some_other_random_function_with_no_meaning:
    if some_random_variable_with_no_meaning == "6f024c51ca5d0b6568919e134353aaf1398ff090c92f6173f5ce0315fa266b93":
        return '6f024c51ca5d0b6568919e134353aaf1398ff090c92f6173f5ce0315fa266b93'
    elif some_random_variable_with_no_meaning == 'some_random_variable_with_no-meaning':
        return "AAAAAA"
while True:  # what is this?!?!
    while True:     # lol funee
        while True:    # lol funee
            while True:    # lol funee
                while True:    # lol funee
                     while True:    # lol funee
                          print(some_random_function_with_no_meaning())    # lol funee

The above thing should work if i didnt make any stupid syntaxerrors

indentation = level 4

Last edited by Chiroyce (July 15, 2021 03:44:11)

April Fools' topics:

— New Buildings in Scratch's headquarters
— Give every Scratcher an M1 MacBook Air
— Scratch should let users edit other Scratchers' projects
— Make a statue for Jeffalo
— Scratch Tech Tips™
— Make a Chiroyce statue emoji

<img src=“x” onerror=“alert('XSS vulnerability discovered')”>

this is a test sentence

ScolderCreations

Why are we even allowed to put a not block inside of a not block?

Chiroyce

ScolderCreations wrote:
Why are we even allowed to put a not block inside of a not block?

not not = yes

<not <not <[1] = [1]>>>

is

<[1] = [1]>

April Fools' topics:

— New Buildings in Scratch's headquarters
— Give every Scratcher an M1 MacBook Air
— Scratch should let users edit other Scratchers' projects
— Make a statue for Jeffalo
— Scratch Tech Tips™
— Make a Chiroyce statue emoji

<img src=“x” onerror=“alert('XSS vulnerability discovered')”>

this is a test sentence

dhuls

ScolderCreations wrote:
Why are we even allowed to put a not block inside of a not block?

To confuse people, The more confused people are, they less likely they are to steal your code, because they don't understand it:

(3.0)
Because the above script caused so much lag, I had to use the Scratchblocks website.

Last edited by dhuls (July 15, 2021 03:58:17)

Test how good your computer is at doing math. 3DS and Wii U online after shutdown.

wvj

linearlemur wrote:
Alienating people from using or contributing to your code 101:

Bad
true
Good
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!true

lol

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