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- cheese-duck
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Math jokes are fun, you can waste your time and if your parents ask you if you're wasting your time, you can just say “I'm doing math.”
Post whatever math jokes here other than
- the ones everyone knows/the ones that hardly count as math jokes (ex. why is 6 afraid of 7)
- ones that are inappropriate for Scratch
To sum everything up, just add your jokes here. Make sure they're totally radical! courtesy of dual_creator43
Post whatever math jokes here other than
- the ones everyone knows/the ones that hardly count as math jokes (ex. why is 6 afraid of 7)
- ones that are inappropriate for Scratch
To sum everything up, just add your jokes here. Make sure they're totally radical! courtesy of dual_creator43
Last edited by cheese-duck (Oct. 8, 2018 11:20:06)
- -ShadowOfTheFuture-
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The one about how 2 in binary is 10
Curse you, 60-second rule…
Curse you, 60-second rule…
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- DaEpikDude
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This joke about Fibonacci numbers is just as bad as the last two combined.
And all the world over, each nation's the same,
They've simply no notion of playing the game.
They argue with umpires, they cheer when they've won,
And they practice beforehand, which ruins the fun!
- zafzaf
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- dual_creator43
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Here's one you can use in the title:
To sum everything up, just add your jokes here. Make sure they're totally radical!By the way, a radical is a square root sign. (√)
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- SoftAndWet
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My teacher said my math skills were average. How mean.
pls add
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And all the world over, each nation's the same,
They've simply no notion of playing the game.
They argue with umpires, they cheer when they've won,
And they practice beforehand, which ruins the fun!
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- TheAdriCoolManDude
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MathTo me it isn't. Math is easy for me. Maybe because I like numbers or something.
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- gigamushroom
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REAL Math is not numbers, you're thinking of arithmetic (which I dislike by the way).MathTo me it isn't. Math is easy for me. Maybe because I like numbers or something.
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Ok yeah arithmetic is a field of mathematics, but it's not pure mathematics in the traditional sense
Last edited by gigamushroom (Oct. 6, 2018 15:45:22)
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Numbers, shapes, tape diagrams, fractions, patterns, they are all easy.REAL Math is not numbers, you're thinking of arithmetic (which I dislike by the way).MathTo me it isn't. Math is easy for me. Maybe because I like numbers or something.
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Ok yeah arithmetic is a field of mathematics, but it's not pure mathematics in the traditional sense
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Wait till you get to matrices, derivatives, integrals, proofs, vectors, logarithms, infinite sums, limits etc.Numbers, shapes, tape diagrams, fractions, patterns, they are all easy.REAL Math is not numbers, you're thinking of arithmetic (which I dislike by the way).MathTo me it isn't. Math is easy for me. Maybe because I like numbers or something.
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Ok yeah arithmetic is a field of mathematics, but it's not pure mathematics in the traditional sense
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- cheese-duck
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Here's one you can use in the title:juicy, I'll add that tomorrowTo sum everything up, just add your jokes here. Make sure they're totally radical!By the way, a radical is a square root sign. (√)
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Should be easy enough. I will probably understand it once I get there.Wait till you get to matrices, derivatives, integrals, proofs, vectors, logarithms, infinite sums, limits etc.Numbers, shapes, tape diagrams, fractions, patterns, they are all easy.REAL Math is not numbers, you're thinking of arithmetic (which I dislike by the way).MathTo me it isn't. Math is easy for me. Maybe because I like numbers or something.
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Ok yeah arithmetic is a field of mathematics, but it's not pure mathematics in the traditional sense
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Wait till you get to matrices, derivatives, integrals, proofs, vectors, logarithms, infinite sums, limits etc.I still have bad memories of having to calculate inverse matrices… by hand…
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- dual_creator43
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All you really need is the same $17 calculator I have: It's a Casio fx-115 es Plus. (I'm only in 7th grade, though, and I don't even use it for much. And you have to make sure you actually know how to use it.)Wait till you get to matrices, derivatives, integrals, proofs, vectors, logarithms, infinite sums, limits etc.I still have bad memories of having to calculate inverse matrices… by hand…
I'm dual_creator43, and I hope I've done well with anything. (Projects, forum replies, etc.) My Scratch habits include:
- checking my inbox
- being active in the forums
- working on my projects (sometimes)
My most famous quote: “Nothing good ever comes from posting near the end of a page.”
This is probably the best post anyone has ever made for me.
Don't you hate it when your signature isn't big enough to show everything you put in it?
But I guess it doesn't matter since you're (probably) using Shift+↓.
- nickeljorn
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Not really a joke, but you know that thing about how the sum of the towns in Eagleland is ten, as in Tenda Village?
It actually doesn’t really work because in the Japanese version, the Tenda are called the Gumi.
It actually doesn’t really work because in the Japanese version, the Tenda are called the Gumi.
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- bybb
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Ok, you said you knew patterns, so here's a pattern.snipShould be easy enough. I will probably understand it once I get there.
Wait till you get to matrices, derivatives, integrals, proofs, vectors, logarithms, infinite sums, limits etc.
Find the nth term of this sequence:
2, 30, 102, 236, 450
- --_Nova_--
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r/iamverysmart?Should be easy enough. I will probably understand it once I get there.Wait till you get to matrices, derivatives, integrals, proofs, vectors, logarithms, infinite sums, limits etc.Numbers, shapes, tape diagrams, fractions, patterns, they are all easy.REAL Math is not numbers, you're thinking of arithmetic (which I dislike by the way).MathTo me it isn't. Math is easy for me. Maybe because I like numbers or something.
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Ok yeah arithmetic is a field of mathematics, but it's not pure mathematics in the traditional sense
Last edited by --_Nova_-- (Oct. 6, 2018 23:27:36)
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