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- dual_creator43
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They're becoming self-aware…by the way, I don't even know what half of those concepts are.r/iamverysmart?Should be easy enough. I will probably understand it once I get there.Wait till you get to matrices, derivatives, integrals, proofs, vectors, logarithms, infinite sums, limits etc.Numbers, shapes, tape diagrams, fractions, patterns, they are all easy.REAL Math is not numbers, you're thinking of arithmetic (which I dislike by the way).MathTo me it isn't. Math is easy for me. Maybe because I like numbers or something.
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Ok yeah arithmetic is a field of mathematics, but it's not pure mathematics in the traditional sense
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Not now, later, I said. I easily understood everything else once it was introduced to me. Should be a piece of π.r/iamverysmart?Should be easy enough. I will probably understand it once I get there.Wait till you get to matrices, derivatives, integrals, proofs, vectors, logarithms, infinite sums, limits etc.Numbers, shapes, tape diagrams, fractions, patterns, they are all easy.REAL Math is not numbers, you're thinking of arithmetic (which I dislike by the way).MathTo me it isn't. Math is easy for me. Maybe because I like numbers or something.
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Ok yeah arithmetic is a field of mathematics, but it's not pure mathematics in the traditional sense
- cheese-duck
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welcome to the Brag About How Good At Math You Are topic
Also arithmetic is just as good(?) as other fields of math, I mean it's the only one that everyone uses in real life… rip
anecdote time
Once upon a time, some kids in my Geometry class gave our teacher a proof for her birthday
Now what I mean is that they got a giant piece of orange paper; had everyone else in the class sign sticky notes; put the sticky notes in a T shape on the paper; and proved that our teacher is awesome. Oh, they worked on it secretly in the bathroom, too.
Also arithmetic is just as good(?) as other fields of math, I mean it's the only one that everyone uses in real life… rip
anecdote time
Once upon a time, some kids in my Geometry class gave our teacher a proof for her birthday
Now what I mean is that they got a giant piece of orange paper; had everyone else in the class sign sticky notes; put the sticky notes in a T shape on the paper; and proved that our teacher is awesome. Oh, they worked on it secretly in the bathroom, too.
- bybb
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What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt.
Why was the Canadian Hexadecimal 6 scared of the Canadian Hexadecimal 7
Because 7 8 9 A
There's 10 types of people in this world
Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who didn't expect this to be a ternary joke
Nice belt.
Why was the Canadian Hexadecimal 6 scared of the Canadian Hexadecimal 7
Because 7 8 9 A
There's 10 types of people in this world
Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who didn't expect this to be a ternary joke
- cheese-duck
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What did zero say to eight?that last one is gold
Nice belt.
Why was the Canadian Hexadecimal 6 scared of the Canadian Hexadecimal 7
Because 7 8 9 A
There's 10 types of people in this world
Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who didn't expect this to be a ternary joke
- CatsUnited
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alright let me try a real math joke
There's 10 types of people in this world
Those who understand binary, those who don't, those who thought this would be a binary joke, those who thought this would be a ternary joke, those who thought this would be a quaternary joke, those who thought this would be a quinary joke, those who thought that I would keep going up a base each time I stated a new type of person, those who thought this wouldn't be decimal, those who thought I was going up to hexademical and those who understand decimal
There's 10 types of people in this world
Those who understand binary, those who don't, those who thought this would be a binary joke, those who thought this would be a ternary joke, those who thought this would be a quaternary joke, those who thought this would be a quinary joke, those who thought that I would keep going up a base each time I stated a new type of person, those who thought this wouldn't be decimal, those who thought I was going up to hexademical and those who understand decimal
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- owlannaelsa
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When is math most fun?
When there's Coolmath-games!
When there's Coolmath-games!
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- -ShadowOfTheFuture-
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Find the nth term of this sequence:Let's see…
2, 30, 102, 236, 450
Dividing each term by its n yields the sequence 2, 15, 34, 59, 90.
The differences between the terms in that sequence are 13, 19, 25, 31.
That is an arithmetic sequence with common difference of 6.
A_1 = 2
A_2 = 30
A_n = {[(A_(n-1) / (n-1)) - (A_(n-2) / (n-2))] + 6 + (A_(n-1) / (n-1))} * n
= [(A_(n-1) / (n-1)) - (A_(n-2) / (n-2)) + (A_(n-1) / (n-1)) + 6] * n
= (2 * (A_(n-1) / (n-1)) - (A_(n-2) / (n-2)) + 6) * n
Dear god, all those parentheses…
I probably messed up somewhere. My brain hurts.
Why did I spend 20 minutes of my life on this
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- gigamushroom
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The worst part of that is that you posted this on a math jokes thread. Nobody will believe your answer.Find the nth term of this sequence:Let's see…
2, 30, 102, 236, 450
Dividing each term by its n yields the sequence 2, 15, 34, 59, 90.
The differences between the terms in that sequence are 13, 19, 25, 31.
That is an arithmetic sequence with common difference of 6.
A_1 = 2
A_2 = 30
A_n = {[(A_(n-1) / (n-1)) - (A_(n-2) / (n-2))] + 6 + (A_(n-1) / (n-1))} * n
= [(A_(n-1) / (n-1)) - (A_(n-2) / (n-2)) + (A_(n-1) / (n-1)) + 6] * n
= (2 * (A_(n-1) / (n-1)) - (A_(n-2) / (n-2)) + 6) * n
Dear god, all those parentheses…
I probably messed up somewhere. My brain hurts.
Why did I spend 20 minutes of my life on this
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- bybb
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:thonk:?Find the nth term of this sequence:Let's see…
2, 30, 102, 236, 450
Dividing each term by its n yields the sequence 2, 15, 34, 59, 90.
The differences between the terms in that sequence are 13, 19, 25, 31.
That is an arithmetic sequence with common difference of 6.
A_1 = 2
A_2 = 30
A_n = {[(A_(n-1) / (n-1)) - (A_(n-2) / (n-2))] + 6 + (A_(n-1) / (n-1))} * n
= [(A_(n-1) / (n-1)) - (A_(n-2) / (n-2)) + (A_(n-1) / (n-1)) + 6] * n
= (2 * (A_(n-1) / (n-1)) - (A_(n-2) / (n-2)) + 6) * n
Dear god, all those parentheses…
I probably messed up somewhere. My brain hurts.
Why did I spend 20 minutes of my life on this
Sequence: 2, 30, 102, 236, 450
Gaps: 28, 72, 134, 214
Gaps of Gaps: 44, 62, 80
Gaps of Gaps of Gaps: 18, 18
Since the Gaps are 3 deep, it must be n^3 so we do 18/6 to get 3n^3
3n^3 = 3, 24, 81, 192, 375
Sequence 2 (Sequence - 3n^3): -1, 6, 21, 44, 75
Gaps: 7, 15, 23, 31
Gaps of Gaps, 8, 8, 8
Since the Gaps are 2 deep, it must be n^2 so we do 8/2 to get 4n^2
4n^2 = 4, 16, 36, 64, 100
Sequence 3 (Sequence 2 - 4n^2): -5, -10, -15, -20, -25
Gaps: -5, -5, -5, -5
Since the gaps are 1 deep it must be n so we get -5n
Stick them all together to get 3n^3 + 4n^2 - 5n
- -ShadowOfTheFuture-
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Too much for my 2-dimensional mind to comprehend.:thonk:?Find the nth term of this sequence:Let's see…
2, 30, 102, 236, 450
Dividing each term by its n yields the sequence 2, 15, 34, 59, 90.
The differences between the terms in that sequence are 13, 19, 25, 31.
That is an arithmetic sequence with common difference of 6.
A_1 = 2
A_2 = 30
A_n = {[(A_(n-1) / (n-1)) - (A_(n-2) / (n-2))] + 6 + (A_(n-1) / (n-1))} * n
= [(A_(n-1) / (n-1)) - (A_(n-2) / (n-2)) + (A_(n-1) / (n-1)) + 6] * n
= (2 * (A_(n-1) / (n-1)) - (A_(n-2) / (n-2)) + 6) * n
Dear god, all those parentheses…
I probably messed up somewhere. My brain hurts.
Why did I spend 20 minutes of my life on this
Sequence: 2, 30, 102, 236, 450
Gaps: 28, 72, 134, 214
Gaps of Gaps: 44, 62, 80
Gaps of Gaps of Gaps: 18, 18
Since the Gaps are 3 deep, it must be n^3 so we do 18/6 to get 3n^3
3n^3 = 3, 24, 81, 192, 375
Sequence 2 (Sequence - 3n^3): -1, 6, 21, 44, 75
Gaps: 7, 15, 23, 31
Gaps of Gaps, 8, 8, 8
Since the Gaps are 2 deep, it must be n^2 so we do 8/2 to get 4n^2
4n^2 = 4, 16, 36, 64, 100
Sequence 3 (Sequence 2 - 4n^2): -5, -10, -15, -20, -25
Gaps: -5, -5, -5, -5
Since the gaps are 1 deep it must be n so we get -5n
Stick them all together to get 3n^3 + 4n^2 - 5n
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- dual_creator43
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Even though this is the math jokes topic, I have a geometry theory that states that 2-dimensional objects (and lower) are actually non-existent.
-there was too much here-If my theory was proven true, your mind (if it really is 2-dimensional) wouldn't exist.
Too much for my 2-dimensional mind to comprehend.
I'm dual_creator43, and I hope I've done well with anything. (Projects, forum replies, etc.) My Scratch habits include:
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My most famous quote: “Nothing good ever comes from posting near the end of a page.”
This is probably the best post anyone has ever made for me.
Don't you hate it when your signature isn't big enough to show everything you put in it?
But I guess it doesn't matter since you're (probably) using Shift+↓.
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EDIT: Nothing is permanent, not even forum posts
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- dual_creator43
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Math jokes are fun, you can waste your time and if your parents ask you if you're wasting your time, you can just say “I'm doing math.”Just thought I'd let you know that you spelled my username wrong. (It's fine though; many people usually do it.)
Post whatever math jokes here other than
- the ones everyone knows/the ones that hardly count as math jokes (ex. why is 6 afraid of 7)
- ones that are inappropriate for Scratch
To sum everything up, just add your jokes here. Make sure they're totally radical! courtesy of dual_creater43
Although you're the first person who made an error that wasn't using the word “duel” instead of “dual.”
I'm dual_creator43, and I hope I've done well with anything. (Projects, forum replies, etc.) My Scratch habits include:
- checking my inbox
- being active in the forums
- working on my projects (sometimes)
My most famous quote: “Nothing good ever comes from posting near the end of a page.”
This is probably the best post anyone has ever made for me.
Don't you hate it when your signature isn't big enough to show everything you put in it?
But I guess it doesn't matter since you're (probably) using Shift+↓.
- cheese-duck
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AHH oh my gosh how did I do thatMath jokes are fun, you can waste your time and if your parents ask you if you're wasting your time, you can just say “I'm doing math.”Just thought I'd let you know that you spelled my username wrong. (It's fine though; many people usually do it.)
Post whatever math jokes here other than
- the ones everyone knows/the ones that hardly count as math jokes (ex. why is 6 afraid of 7)
- ones that are inappropriate for Scratch
To sum everything up, just add your jokes here. Make sure they're totally radical! courtesy of dual_creater43
Although you're the first person who made an error that wasn't using the word “duel” instead of “dual.”
I'm sorry
That was a stupid mistake
- Raphi3L
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Math jokes?
Math itself is a joke.
Easiest subject ever.
Math itself is a joke.
Easiest subject ever.
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Ok how about a joke that won't get us rubbing how good we are at math in everyone's faces
Why did 7 eat 9?
Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day
Why did 7 eat 9?
Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day
- Lycanrok
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My most hated disciplines are maths
And sport
To kill these disciplines
Here you can like this post !!!
And sport
To kill these disciplines
Here you can like this post !!!
when green flag clicked
say [DESTROY MATHS !!!]
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My most hated disciplines are mathsthis is a math jokes thread, not a math hating thread
And sport
To kill these disciplines
Here you can like this post !!!when green flag clicked
say [DESTROY MATHS !!!]
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