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- Za-Chary
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I knew it would be something subtle that makes the joke funny once explained.The factorial function is represented by an exclamation point, which is the product of the number and all positive integers smaller than it, so 4! = 4 * 3 * 2 * 1 = 24, and the sign says “4!”, which the customer thinks is simply 4.A man saw there was a sale on 15 pounds of onions, but was flabbergasted when he brought them to the checkout and found out they were $20 more than what he expected.Obligatory “I don't get it.”
The cashier pointed to sign and said to him, “The sign clear states that the onions are ‘only $4!’”
Just now, I realize there was a typo in the joke; I wrote “clear” instead of “clearly”.
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- EZ-Games
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Why did the two 4's skip lunch?
They already 8!
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
They'd stop at nothing to avoid them.
What is a bird's favorite type of math?
Owl-gebra
okay last one:
What is a math teacher's favorite type of tree?
A “Geome-tree”
They already 8!
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
They'd stop at nothing to avoid them.
What is a bird's favorite type of math?
Owl-gebra
okay last one:
What is a math teacher's favorite type of tree?
A “Geome-tree”
God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.
John 3:17
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Why did the two 4's skip lunch?They already 8×7×6×5×4×3×2×1?
They already 8!
Okay then
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Everything in mathematics always must be named after the second person who proved, solved, or discovered them, because if they were named after the first then everything would just be called Euler's theorem.
And all the world over, each nation's the same,
They've simply no notion of playing the game.
They argue with umpires, they cheer when they've won,
And they practice beforehand, which ruins the fun!
- DC382
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What did the Greek-Italian Stereotype in a review say?
a i #!
(Get it? alpha i number, as in no.)
a i #!
(Get it? alpha i number, as in no.)
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I study game design in my free time, and things I noticed about the cream of the crop indies:
- Consistent God-Tier Music (Cuphead, Undertale, PVZ, Pizza Tower, Super Meat Boy (Danny B. Soundtrack))
- Unique Visuals (Cuphead's entire existence, PVZ1, Pizza Tower, Super Meat Boy, Untitled Goose Game, Hollow Knight)
- Excellent Gameplay (Cuphead, PVZ, Pizza Tower, Meat Boy, A Hat In Time, Spelunky, BTD, Hollow Knight)
- Modding Support (Pizza Tower, A Hat In Time, Terraria (Calamity music is Awesome))
- Replayability (BTD, Pizza Tower, Terraria, Super Meat Boy)
- Challenge (SUPER MEAT BOY, Hollow Knight)
(I haven't played Stardew Valley, so I cant state my view, and my ' key almost doesnt work.)
- Za-Chary
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9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)
9x - 7i > 9x - 21u
-7i > -21u
7i < 21u
i < 3u
i <3 u
It's funny because the complex numbers can't actually be ordered like the real numbers can.
9x - 7i > 9x - 21u
-7i > -21u
7i < 21u
i < 3u
i <3 u
It's funny because the complex numbers can't actually be ordered like the real numbers can.
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- yokaiwatch123
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What is a reptile's favorite math subject?
Gecko-metry
Gecko-metry
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- E_Equals_EmCeCube3
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9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)That reminds me of this:
9x - 7i > 9x - 21u
-7i > -21u
7i < 21u
i < 3u
i <3 u
It's funny because the complex numbers can't actually be ordered like the real numbers can.
(x² + y² – 1)³ ≤ x²y³
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- dual_creator43
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Why isn't π good at distributing food during an emergency?
It's not rational.
It's not rational.
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- fdreerf
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Why isn't π good at distributing food during an emergency?What are you talking about? π = 355⁄113!
It's not rational.
Last edited by fdreerf (Oct. 19, 2020 23:04:40)
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- TheNintendoFan2020
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What do you want to eat?
Pi
Pi
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- sowut123
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addition
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Therapist: i^i can't hurt you, it isn't real!
i^i: well that's where you're w r o n g
i^i: well that's where you're w r o n g
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Therapist: i^i can't hurt you, it isn't real!Therapist: i^i can't hurt you, there's only one of them!
i^i: well that's where you're w r o n g
i^i: well that's where you're w r o n g
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- dual_creator43
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Therapist: An irrational number to the power of another irrational number and i can't make an integer.Therapist: i^i can't hurt you, it isn't real!Therapist: i^i can't hurt you, there's only one of them!
i^i: well that's where you're w r o n g
i^i: well that's where you're w r o n g
e^iπ: well that's where you're w r o n g
I'm dual_creator43, and I hope I've done well with anything. (Projects, forum replies, etc.) My Scratch habits include:
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My most famous quote: “Nothing good ever comes from posting near the end of a page.”
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- sowut123
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additionsubtraction
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- dual_creator43
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What's the best kind of math to do if you're hungry?
Trigo-nom-nom-nom-etry.
Trigo-nom-nom-nom-etry.
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- Za-Chary
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Therapist: An irrational number to the power of another irrational number can't make a rational number.Therapist: An irrational number to the power of another irrational number and i can't make an integer.Therapist: i^i can't hurt you, it isn't real!Therapist: i^i can't hurt you, there's only one of them!
i^i: well that's where you're w r o n g
i^i: well that's where you're w r o n g
e^iπ: well that's where you're w r o n g
sqrt(2)^sqrt(2) and (sqrt(2)^sqrt(2))^sqrt(2): well that's where you're w r o n g . . . although we're not exactly sure which one of us makes you wrong
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- Xx_InfiniteGame_xX
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What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
Nice belt!
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