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- dual_creator43
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What do you call someone who does sudoku while on the toilet?
A math whiz.
A math whiz.
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This is probably the best post anyone has ever made for me.
Don't you hate it when your signature isn't big enough to show everything you put in it?
But I guess it doesn't matter since you're (probably) using Shift+↓.
- Pianostar4
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Wow i honestly need to unfollow this, so au remainder!
Guys! I’m trying to be more active! Sorry!
- McScreamyBear
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7 8 9
autistic male who loves birds, A LOT
I'm also into nintendo, specifically Mario and Zelda.
Sukiyo the Rito is my Rito OC, he came to me in a dream.
- Alphysse
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This was the best one I could come up with:
Biology teacher: Give an example of an organism that can perform mitosis
The french kid: Eighty
Biology teacher: Give an example of an organism that can perform mitosis
The french kid: Eighty
- mlcreater
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9+10 guys= 19 things, 10 of which are guys
← there are 3 sig figs and 0 kumquats- mlcreater
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This was the best one I could come up with:Because 8←0 looks like zoomed-out mitosis or because quatre-vingts “four twenties”?
Biology teacher: Give an example of an organism that can perform mitosis
The french kid: Eighty
← there are 3 sig figs and 0 kumquats- Alphysse
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Quatre-vingtsThis was the best one I could come up with:Because 8←0 looks like zoomed-out mitosis or because quatre-vingts “four twenties”?
Biology teacher: Give an example of an organism that can perform mitosis
The french kid: Eighty
- q3-
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was math not a joke already?
I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton
- -ShadowOfTheFuture-
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was math not a joke already?shots fired
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“Though the seasons come and go, and sunshine turns to snow, we will always have tomorrow up ahead.”
- dual_creator43
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Some people wonder if it's physically possible to give 110%. I say absolutely. If you owe someone $10 and you give them $11, you're giving them 110% of what they owe.
I'm dual_creator43, and I hope I've done well with anything. (Projects, forum replies, etc.) My Scratch habits include:
- checking my inbox
- being active in the forums
- working on my projects (sometimes)
My most famous quote: “Nothing good ever comes from posting near the end of a page.”
This is probably the best post anyone has ever made for me.
Don't you hate it when your signature isn't big enough to show everything you put in it?
But I guess it doesn't matter since you're (probably) using Shift+↓.
- SylveonGirl_12345
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What is an exponents favorite drink?
Root beer!
Oh and did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same? 10+10 is 20, and 11+11 is 22! (20 too)
Root beer!
Oh and did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same? 10+10 is 20, and 11+11 is 22! (20 too)
Last edited by SylveonGirl_12345 (Oct. 11, 2021 13:05:50)
Generation VIII (8): the first time you see this copy and paste it on top of your sig in the scratch forums and increase generation by 1. Social experiment.
finally
no more outdated siggy
H E L L O
- JMar-18Torres
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Knock knock. :: motion
Who's there? :: looks
Three. :: motion
Three who? :: looks
Three point one four one five nine two six five three five eight nine seven nine three two three eight four six two six four three three eight three two :: motion
( :: looks reporter ) explodes. :: grey
set [cause of death v] to [blew up]
add (join [Purple ] (cause of death)) to [deaths v]
add (join [Purple ] (cause of death)) to [chat v]
Hi. I'm Hydra. I use she/they pronouns.
I use this account for forums only. If you want to talk to me outside the forums, my main account is hydraulics-.
Here's my Purpleclan/Dave and Bambi crossover AU, Don't Ask Questions.
This game, The Growing Grapevine, is my life's work.
Follow ParrotPrincess and -RobinJasmine- ; they're pretty cool.
Treatise. Manifesto. Treatise. Manifesto. Treatise. Manifesto. Treatise. Manifesto. Treatise. Manifesto. Treatise…
- medians
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9 are o-9+10 guys= 21 things, 10 of which are guys
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS THE PLACE TO BE
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS THE PLACE FOR ME
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS FOR EVERYONE
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS THE BEST
was math not a joke already?Oh * you got them
Last edited by medians (Oct. 26, 2022 22:59:49)
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medians: Oh god not this utc - 12 thing again..
Fun_Cupcake_i81: What, were you expecting not to see the utc - 12 thing again? THE UTC - 12 THIGN ALWAYS RETURNS. ALWAYS.
medians: I knew it would happen. I was the one who started it last year.
Fun_Cupcake_i81: Well then if you didn't want it back maybe you need to time travel to last year and fix that
Oh wait if you could time travel I think we all know exactly when you would go-
user1: That picture is from 2.0. Now he’s at my house and is my pet.
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i trolled redcat LOL
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- medians
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√–1 2³ ∑ πThe final braincell at 2am
Medians bamboozled by 3.0 (version 3.0): https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/979822351/
hi875230163394: You're similar to valve in that you both hate a certain number…
Scratch 0.x, 1.x, 2.x, 3.x and LogoBlocks Archives
Bamboozlement: https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33739789
Years on internet: 15 (soon 16)
medians: Oh god not this utc - 12 thing again..
Fun_Cupcake_i81: What, were you expecting not to see the utc - 12 thing again? THE UTC - 12 THIGN ALWAYS RETURNS. ALWAYS.
medians: I knew it would happen. I was the one who started it last year.
Fun_Cupcake_i81: Well then if you didn't want it back maybe you need to time travel to last year and fix that
Oh wait if you could time travel I think we all know exactly when you would go-
user1: That picture is from 2.0. Now he’s at my house and is my pet.
user2: But this is medians we're talking about, so “from 2.0” can mean the same thing as “from five seconds ago”.
Detect Scratch version here
My other accounts: @selfexplanatory @modesties @chaircard @fireflyhero @dividendyield @colloids @radians @skeuamorphism @dihectogon @anglebisector @aau- @EditBlockColors @AdamantOrb @MoongeistBeam @festively @Ampharos_ @straightforwardness
i trolled redcat LOL
if you see this
{what method did you use::control hat
answer on profile ::motion
} ::operators;- medians
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Math jokes
Wait… does this mean… medians are i-? UHHH…9 are o-9+10 guys= 21 things, 10 of which are guys
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS THE PLACE TO BE
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS THE PLACE FOR ME
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS FOR EVERYONE
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS THE BEST
It’s.. it’s just- a… math-math term.. here..
Medians bamboozled by 3.0 (version 3.0): https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/979822351/
hi875230163394: You're similar to valve in that you both hate a certain number…
Scratch 0.x, 1.x, 2.x, 3.x and LogoBlocks Archives
Bamboozlement: https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33739789
Years on internet: 15 (soon 16)
medians: Oh god not this utc - 12 thing again..
Fun_Cupcake_i81: What, were you expecting not to see the utc - 12 thing again? THE UTC - 12 THIGN ALWAYS RETURNS. ALWAYS.
medians: I knew it would happen. I was the one who started it last year.
Fun_Cupcake_i81: Well then if you didn't want it back maybe you need to time travel to last year and fix that
Oh wait if you could time travel I think we all know exactly when you would go-
user1: That picture is from 2.0. Now he’s at my house and is my pet.
user2: But this is medians we're talking about, so “from 2.0” can mean the same thing as “from five seconds ago”.
Detect Scratch version here
My other accounts: @selfexplanatory @modesties @chaircard @fireflyhero @dividendyield @colloids @radians @skeuamorphism @dihectogon @anglebisector @aau- @EditBlockColors @AdamantOrb @MoongeistBeam @festively @Ampharos_ @straightforwardness
i trolled redcat LOL
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