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copy+pasted from my profile:I didn’t get it until I read the cose can’t part
why do you keep saying se can't? don't discourage se, i know it can. yet you keep saying se can't. and apparently cose can't either.
Trig jokes are fun aren’t they
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ladies and tangentlemencopy+pasted from my profile:I didn’t get it until I read the cose can’t part
why do you keep saying se can't? don't discourage se, i know it can. yet you keep saying se can't. and apparently cose can't either.
Trig jokes are fun aren’t they
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guess you made that joke cos you thought it'd be funny, huh?ladies and tangentlemencopy+pasted from my profile:I didn’t get it until I read the cose can’t part
why do you keep saying se can't? don't discourage se, i know it can. yet you keep saying se can't. and apparently cose can't either.
Trig jokes are fun aren’t they
well, just try not to go off on too much of a tangent
And all the world over, each nation's the same,
They've simply no notion of playing the game.
They argue with umpires, they cheer when they've won,
And they practice beforehand, which ruins the fun!
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tbh my joke earlier was so bad it's a singuess you made that joke cos you thought it'd be funny, huh?ladies and tangentlemencopy+pasted from my profile:I didn’t get it until I read the cose can’t part
why do you keep saying se can't? don't discourage se, i know it can. yet you keep saying se can't. and apparently cose can't either.
Trig jokes are fun aren’t they
well, just try not to go off on too much of a tangent
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I don't know if this is really a math joke, but you use math to solve this joke before you realize you wasted your time because the answer is actually really obvious.
Q: A hole was dug in the dirt that's 10 feet wide and 8 feet deep. How much dirt is in the hole?
A: There isn't any dirt in the hole.
Edit: “A construction site dug a hole”???
Q: A hole was dug in the dirt that's 10 feet wide and 8 feet deep. How much dirt is in the hole?
A: There isn't any dirt in the hole.
Edit: “A construction site dug a hole”???
Last edited by Galaxia_TheWolf684 (Dec. 21, 2018 20:57:03)
- dual_creator43
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I couldn't look at those for a secant before moving on.tbh my joke earlier was so bad it's a singuess you made that joke cos you thought it'd be funny, huh?ladies and tangentlemencopy+pasted from my profile:I didn’t get it until I read the cose can’t part
why do you keep saying se can't? don't discourage se, i know it can. yet you keep saying se can't. and apparently cose can't either.
Trig jokes are fun aren’t they
well, just try not to go off on too much of a tangent
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Remember, the Scratch Community Guidelines say to "be constructive." Be sure to report posts that require the law of the excluded middle.aw don't bully middle, middle has feelings too
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It's the classical law that constructivists reject that's “bullying middle.” Constructivists prove by showing how something can exist, not how it can't not exist.Remember, the Scratch Community Guidelines say to "be constructive." Be sure to report posts that require the law of the excluded middle.aw don't bully middle, middle has feelings too
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what's the easiest way to remember πr²?
know that pies “r” square, according to the time cube theory
know that pies “r” square, according to the time cube theory
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I think I saw this somewhere else before this, but:
radius = z
depth = a
volume (of a cylinder) = pi*z*z*a
radius = z
depth = a
volume (of a cylinder) = pi*z*z*a
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1. Math teachers have a lot of problems
2. If you eat a lot of pi, you'll get a lot of circumference.
3. Said pi to the variable x, “get real!”. x replied, “be rational!”
2. If you eat a lot of pi, you'll get a lot of circumference.
3. Said pi to the variable x, “get real!”. x replied, “be rational!”
Last edited by kritav (Jan. 21, 2019 23:42:30)
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Math Guy: Who uses that sense of “radical” anymore? It should die…
Word Guy: No! Oh wait, is this another math joke? Because it didn't sound like one.
Math Guy: …ameter.
Word Guy: Gosh.
Word Guy: No! Oh wait, is this another math joke? Because it didn't sound like one.
Math Guy: …ameter.
Word Guy: Gosh.
Last edited by cactus_bob (Jan. 29, 2019 17:07:30)
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Math Guy: Who uses that sense of “radical” anymore? It should die…“No one says radical anymore” ~Ash Ketchum
Word Guy: No! Oh wait, is this another math joke? Because it didn't sound like one.
Math Guy: …ameter.
Word Guy: Gosh.
“I beg to differ” ~N, math teachers, and Brawly
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1. Math teachers have a lot of problemsactually it's π and i not π and x
2. If you eat a lot of pi, you'll get a lot of circumference.
3. Said pi to the variable x, “get real!”. x replied, “be rational!”
And all the world over, each nation's the same,
They've simply no notion of playing the game.
They argue with umpires, they cheer when they've won,
And they practice beforehand, which ruins the fun!
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When the answer to the problem is 2cos4u
that just happened to me (except it was actually 2 - 2cos4u)
that just happened to me (except it was actually 2 - 2cos4u)
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