What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

mybearworld

Vaibhs11 wrote:
(#2338)
mybearworld wrote:
1 * 1 * 1 = 3²

i * i * i = -1² * i = -1i³
Your syntax is messed up.
-1² = -1* ²
The correct syntax is "(-1)²“ or”(-)²"

No, the powers only apply to the apples. That was intentional.

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TheWestStar

mybearworld wrote:
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No, the powers only apply to the apples. That was intentional.

Howd you get them squared? Isn't it supposed to be cubed?

Last edited by TheWestStar (Nov. 19, 2023 21:28:45)

Epsilon_3

Vaibhs11 wrote:
TheWestStar wrote:
1 imaginary apple * 1 imaginary apple is not two imaginary apples, but -1 imaginary apples
Wrong, not -1 imaginary ones, -1 real apples.
Similarly, if you multiply an apple by itself 3 times, you'll get -1 apples.

I'm learning that in Alg 2, but I really think it's unnecesary (I'm freshman btw)

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ajskateboarder

Epsilon_3 wrote:
Vaibhs11 wrote:
TheWestStar wrote:
1 imaginary apple * 1 imaginary apple is not two imaginary apples, but -1 imaginary apples
Wrong, not -1 imaginary ones, -1 real apples.
Similarly, if you multiply an apple by itself 3 times, you'll get -1 apples.
I'm learning that in Alg 2, but I really think it's unnecesary (I'm freshman btw)

From what it seems, imaginary numbers are used a lot in electrical engineering for measuring amplitude, phase, and other things (I don't know much about engineering ok)

rdococ

Whatever you do, be careful not to imagine someone imagining having a billion quid, or you might find yourself in massive debt!

Last edited by rdococ (Nov. 20, 2023 00:21:29)

The royal blue colour scheme. Be aesthetic

mybearworld

Yes, of course 1*1*1 = 3, and obviously x*x*x = x², I don't know how you don't know this…
god i'm dumb

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Vaibhs11

mybearworld wrote:
Yes, of course 1*1*1 = 3, and obviously x*x*x = x², I don't know how you don't know this…
god i'm dumb

I knew there was something wrong with it.
It's still unintelligible though.

CaptainPeter

joefarebrother wrote:
I'll start off with the classic:

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

LOL

mumu245

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand trenary, those who don't and those who mistake it with binary.

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Vaibhs11

Every base is base 10.

mybearworld

Vaibhs11 wrote:
(#2350)
Every base is base 10.

New counting system: Every number is said in its base. (This is a 10/10 post)

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Vaibhs11

mybearworld wrote:
New counting system: Every number is said in its base. (This is a 10/10 post)

This is like that one Vsauce short,
T minus 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10…

( https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/youtube/C78GiUCKF9g/ )

Last edited by Vaibhs11 (Jan. 2, 2024 08:58:04)

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These are great!

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