I made a userscript that replaces every word with Discuss

NickyNouse

// ==UserScript==
// @name         Discuss Discuss
// @version      0.1
// @description  J
// @author       NickyNouse
// @match        *://*/*
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==
'use strict';
//from http://stackoverflow.com/a/29301739/1784306
var matchText = function(node, regex, callback, excludeElements) { 
    excludeElements || (excludeElements = ['script', 'style', 'iframe', 'canvas', 'textarea']);
    var child = node.firstChild;
    while (child) {
        switch (child.nodeType) {
        case 1:
            if (excludeElements.indexOf(child.tagName.toLowerCase()) > -1)
                break;
            matchText(child, regex, callback, excludeElements);
            break;
        case 3:
            var bk = 0;
            child.data.replace(regex, function(all) {
                var args = [].slice.call(arguments),
                    offset = args[args.length - 2],
                    newTextNode = child.splitText(offset+bk), tag;
                bk -= child.data.length + all.length;
                newTextNode.data = newTextNode.data.substr(all.length);
                tag = callback.apply(window, [child].concat(args));
                child.parentNode.insertBefore(tag, newTextNode);
                child = newTextNode;
            });
            break;
        }
        child = child.nextSibling;
    }
    return node;
};
matchText(document.body, /\b[A-Za-z]+/g, function(node, match, offset) {
    return document.createTextNode('Discuss');
});

Preview:

Last edited by NickyNouse (July 7, 2017 05:56:27)

__init__

Perfect.

thisandagain pls explain

DeleteThisAcount

woah

donotforgetmycode

It works!

This text under the grey line is my signature. It's not part of my post, but it automatically shows up under all of my posts.

I recommend reading jvvg and Sliverus's essays.

She/her

Stuff at the bottom of my signature:

for \({
set [i v] to [0]
}; <(i) < [10]>; {
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https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/6785965/

Paddle2See wrote:
Would you recommend a confirmation dialog box on that action?
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Please forgive my crude mock-up.

By the way - this is rejected for safety reasons.

An0therRand0mC0der wrote:
a bully with a big belly steals your moist cheesy beef

music origins
Be horizontal —
(thanks @thugatwoary and @Za-Chary)
Be high contrast

Generation -1: The first time you see this, copy and paste it on top of your signature in the Scratch forums, and decrease the generation by 1. Social experiment.
i ran out of characters
Kumquat lore

The Scratch Forums support bf +-<>[],.

_3thou_
It seems I can still use assets in my signature. test:

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Sheep_maker

Discuss Discuss Discuss:

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- Sheep_maker This is a kumquat-free signature. :P
This is my signature. It appears below all my posts. Discuss it on my profile, not the forums. Here's how to make your own.
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Last edited by Blaze349 (July 10, 2017 02:23:02)

Visit Christian HQ.

-penandpaper-

beautiful.

there's no place like index

why do Java programmers wear glasses? because they can't c#

DatOneLefty

did you get this idea from the comment i made earlier? This is great

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NickyNouse

DatOneLefty wrote:
did you get this idea from the comment i made earlier? This is great

Nah it was inspired by the script that makes all of the links Discuss

__init__

NickyNouse wrote:
DatOneLefty wrote:
did you get this idea from the comment i made earlier? This is great
Nah it was inspired by the script that makes all of the links Discuss

(Mine)

thisandagain pls explain

rdococ

I have one word to say about this.

Discuss.

The royal blue colour scheme. Be aesthetic

1a3c5e7g9i

Discuss discuss discuss discuss-
(just kidding.

)
The next thing we need is a userscript that plays all of Spongebob's cane routine in “I ♥︎ Dancing”
every time you click a link that leaves the current page.

Wao how is that possible

Uh Squidward? Yes Spongebob? You might want to look at this… HOLY SHRIMP! If we don't act now, well, think about how many clams I'll have to cough up JUST to see an extra portion of nick.com… or worse, to see ALL of it in general! *** Reader! This is not a fictional sketch! It actually is, but that's not the point. Learn more at the link that Spongebob left at the first instance of “this”.

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