“Lips! Who wants to color Quasimoto's lips?”

…33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“Mouth. What you want to run. ”

“We NEED to fix this translator! {:} ^D”

…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“You will need a translation! {? …d'.”

When the world starts, ::events hat
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forever
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Original text:

“Monkeys in the classroom! I repeat! Monkeys, MONKEYS!”

…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“In the area of the!!!!! I don't want to play anymore! hey, hey, hey!! Monkey!”

When the world starts, ::events hat
add [Muffins] to [ life v]
forever
create clones of [Muffins v] ::control    
end

Original text:

“Bad Translator is quite bad.”

…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“Not valid, so it's not all bad.”

“my name is ninja over surge” after 43 translations turns into “i'd be an assassin”

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood
in 43 translations becomes
That tree, the tree, Chuck, Chuck CHK CHK, for example,wood. "

That sounds awesome

I wanted to try a sentence.

“PUSH! PUSH EXTRA HARD!”

…10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“Face, face, face! To pay for additional space on the hard drive!”

I copied the sentence off of someone else.

“Lost sword in the park.”

…22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“The loss of the sword in the garden.”

I was listening to a VERY weird song.

“I'm dancing with a ballpoint pen. I'm dancing with a purple hen.”

…22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“I danced with a big handle. I dance purple chicken.”

I tried lyrics from “Still Alive”.

“Anyways, this cake is great.”

…22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“As always, this cake is good, very good.”

I tried lyrics from some songs.

“Let's fly, (Yo) Now I never been in space before, But I ain't ever seen a face like yours You make me feel like I could touch the planets, You want the moon, girl watch me grab it, Now I never seen a star this close,”

…22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“(Joey) Now she even still. But I have seen people so I don't think I can put you in touch with the concerned person. You want a Month, you can see that امسكها Now I see that the hotel is very close to him. ”

“Do you ever feel like a plastic bag Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again? Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin Like a house of cards, one blow from caving in? Do you ever feel already buried deep six feet under? Screams but no one seems”

…22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“Ever feel like a plastic bag Drifting in the wind, because you wanted to start a new life. You ever feel, feel so paper thin slices Castle book, a stroke, a heart attack? If we really believe deeply in yourself? I scream, but not”

“I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath Scared to rock the boat and make a mess So I sat quietly, agree politely I guess that I forgot I had a choice I let you push me past the breaking point I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything”

…22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“Use your mind and your tongue, hold your breath. Terrorist اهز and chaos. I sit in silence, with all due respect, I agree with the I think I forgot that I made this decision. He called me after the holidays) I'm at work, so, like everything else.”

“ So you wanna play with magic Boy, you should know what you're falling for Baby do you dare to do this? Cause I’m coming at you like a dark horse Are you ready for, ready for A perfect storm, perfect storm Cause once you’re mine, once you’re mine”

…22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

" Want to play magic. Children need to know that you تعجبين Honey, you can do this? As much as I like the horses. Are you ready to do it. Storm, rain. After m

“Climb the tower Shoot the bugs Climb the tower Shoot the bugs CLIMB THE TOWER SHOOT THE BUGS”

…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“To climb the tower to shoot. It's very strong. It will solve all problems. It's very strong. It will solve all problems.”

Original text:

“Enter any text in English”

…10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“You write the information in English”

“Powered by:”

…10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“ Caused by:”

Original text:

“textfac.es 10 million hits woo! ↺ Click to copy to clipboard. Paste anywhere. Achieve glory.”

…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“textfac. At 10 million euros,Wow! ↺ If you have an idea if you. The stuff and the spirit.”

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Wow.

dude341 wrote:

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Wow.

lol

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Original text:

“¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“Eric told me about it ”
Let's see the history!
From English: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
To Arabic: \_(ツ)_/
Back to English: \_(ツ)_/
To Armenian: \_(ツ)_/
Back to English: \_(ツ)_/
To Azerbaijani: \_(ツ)_/
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To Belarusian: \_(ツ)_/
Back to English: \_(ツ)_/
To Bosnian: Eric kaže da(ツ) - ne,/
Back to English: Eric says to(ツ) -/
To Bulgarian: Ерик казва(ツ) -/
Back to English: Eric says(ツ) -/
To Catalan: Eric diu(ツ) -/
Back to English: Eric says(ツ) -/
To Chinese: 艾瑞克说(ツ)-/
Back to English: Eric said(took)-/
To Croatian: Eric je rekao(uzeo)-/
Back to English: Eric said(took)-/
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Back to English: Eric said (), - /
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Back to English: Eric Said, /
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Back to English: Eric Said, /
To Slovenian: Eric Je Dejal, /
Back to English: Eric Said, /
To Spanish: Eric Dijo, /
Back to English: Eric Said, /
To Swedish: Eric Säger, /
Back to English: Eric Says, /
To Thai: เอริคบอกว่า/
Back to English: Eric said that/
To Turkish: Eric bu dedim
Back to English: Eric I said this
To Ukranian: Ерік мені сказав про це
Back to English: Eric told me about it
To Vietnamese: Eric nói với tôi về nó
Back to English: Eric told me about it

Original text:

“( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)”

…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“(Note C) ((. number) note ʖ degrees) degrees)”
Who drew on their face?

Original text:

“—>”

…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“In”

Original text:

“I am the ruler of all procrastinators. NOW BOW DOWN TO ME”

…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“Professor Ali. ”

Original text:

“Maplethepanda”

…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“Panda maple”
~
Original text:

“AuraTheUmbreon”

…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“Aura umbreon”
~
Original text:

“And here we go again”

…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“And now here we are again.”
~
Original text:

“Oh, it's you.”

…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

“You can do it ”

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