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- hoole001
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Bad Translator
Original text:
“Hey I'm grump! I'm not so Grump! And we're the Game Grumps!”
…6 translations later, SDL gives us:
“The hé that am the grump! I am not myself Grump! And we are the Grumps of the play! ”
Original text:
“Hey I'm grump! I'm not so Grump! And we're the Game Grumps!”
…9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:
“H I grump! I perci Grump! N jestemy! ”
Original text:
“Hey I'm grump! I'm not so Grump! And we're the Game Grumps!”
…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“Hi, I'm a man, I'm tired! !!!!I!”
“Hey I'm grump! I'm not so Grump! And we're the Game Grumps!”
…6 translations later, SDL gives us:
“The hé that am the grump! I am not myself Grump! And we are the Grumps of the play! ”
Original text:
“Hey I'm grump! I'm not so Grump! And we're the Game Grumps!”
…9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:
“H I grump! I perci Grump! N jestemy! ”
Original text:
“Hey I'm grump! I'm not so Grump! And we're the Game Grumps!”
…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“Hi, I'm a man, I'm tired! !!!!I!”
Last edited by hoole001 (April 24, 2015 17:45:28)
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- hoole001
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Bad Translator
Original text:
“Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to!”
…9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:
“, zlem crtico. I voc iin pamitam perci L! ”
O-O Aparrently TransPerfect REALLY sucks!
“Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to!”
…9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:
“, zlem crtico. I voc iin pamitam perci L! ”
O-O Aparrently TransPerfect REALLY sucks!
Last edited by hoole001 (April 24, 2015 17:59:37)
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- hoole001
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Bad Translator
Original text:
“Sadly, my signature has been eaten by an evil kumquat.”
…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“Unfortunately, all the power of man, the ox, the scent of lemon ”
“Sadly, my signature has been eaten by an evil kumquat.”
…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“Unfortunately, all the power of man, the ox, the scent of lemon ”
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- Vetpetmon
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Bad Translator
Original text:
“I love potatoes”
…6 translations later, SDL gives us:
“The potatoes worship me”
“I love potatoes”
…6 translations later, SDL gives us:
“The potatoes worship me”
Pet peeve: Lag. Just, lag. Lag, lag, LAG SPIKE-There is a need for perfection, even if it's unusual: www.vetpetmon.com
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- natemonster321
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Scratcher
500+ posts
Bad Translator
Original text:THE ROLES HAVE BEEN REVERSED
“I love potatoes”
…6 translations later, SDL gives us:
“The potatoes worship me”
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A kumquat ate my rainbow.
- TeamYoshi64
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Bad Translator
Original text:
“Man, this is arguable the best translator ever. No other translators come even close to beating this translating translator.”
…9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:
“Quipez fragwrdig pobone hakk bersetzer Cul baka bersetzers przychodz prs bersetzer mme. ”
“Man, this is arguable the best translator ever. No other translators come even close to beating this translating translator.”
…9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:
“Quipez fragwrdig pobone hakk bersetzer Cul baka bersetzers przychodz prs bersetzer mme. ”
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- vrope1
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Scratcher
98 posts
Bad Translator
Original text:
“the evil kumqwat blew up”
…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“Squire bathroom door.”
i tried my signature
Original text:
“my signature has declared a war on kumqwats. kumqwats are evil things that eat form signatures and….( the rest of this signature has been eaten by a kumqwat!!!) ”
…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“By signing this war kumquat. the poor, like food, signature…..the kumquat. [The squire!!!) ”
“the evil kumqwat blew up”
…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“Squire bathroom door.”
i tried my signature
Original text:
“my signature has declared a war on kumqwats. kumqwats are evil things that eat form signatures and….( the rest of this signature has been eaten by a kumqwat!!!) ”
…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“By signing this war kumquat. the poor, like food, signature…..the kumquat. [The squire!!!) ”
Last edited by vrope1 (April 25, 2015 00:21:35)
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- natemonster321
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Scratcher
500+ posts
Bad Translator
Original text:what
“Man, this is arguable the best translator ever. No other translators come even close to beating this translating translator.”
…9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:
“Quipez fragwrdig pobone hakk bersetzer Cul baka bersetzers przychodz prs bersetzer mme. ”
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even
life
anymore
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A kumquat ate my rainbow.
- vrope1
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Scratcher
98 posts
Bad Translator
Original text:
“old comic books”
…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“An old photo.”
Original text:
“An old photo”
…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“Original name of this document is to ”
Original text:
“Original name of this document is to”
…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“Today the name of the document.”
“old comic books”
…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“An old photo.”
Original text:
“An old photo”
…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“Original name of this document is to ”
Original text:
“Original name of this document is to”
…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“Today the name of the document.”
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- hoole001
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Bad Translator
Original text:Lol! Yeah, TransPerfect sucks. It takes forever to translate, and you're lucky if all the words end up translating back to English!
“Man, this is arguable the best translator ever. No other translators come even close to beating this translating translator.”
…9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:
“Quipez fragwrdig pobone hakk bersetzer Cul baka bersetzers przychodz prs bersetzer mme. ”
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- lille457
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Bad Translator
Haven't posted here in a while! I shall post now!
Hmm. I'll start with “Have A Nice Music!”
(43 translations later)
“Music!!!!!”
Okay then.
I'll also do “Doh I missed!”
(43 translations later)
“! It is not enough!”
WHAT.
Hmm. I'll start with “Have A Nice Music!”
(43 translations later)
“Music!!!!!”
Okay then.
I'll also do “Doh I missed!”
(43 translations later)
“! It is not enough!”
WHAT.
- gigamushroom
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Bad Translator
“Unfortunately, all the power of man, the ox, the scent of lemon ”Hey, let's make that our signatures now!
“You see things; and you say ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say ‘Why not?’”
- SuperDoom
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Bad Translator
Original text:
“Mayro an Sanic at thee Olimpyc Gaems”
(Mayro and Sanic at the Olympic Games)
…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“Most Likely, Olympic Games Sanic”
It fixed Olympic Games?
“Mayro an Sanic at thee Olimpyc Gaems”
(Mayro and Sanic at the Olympic Games)
…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“Most Likely, Olympic Games Sanic”
It fixed Olympic Games?
Last edited by SuperDoom (May 2, 2015 14:57:54)
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- dude341
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Bad Translator
“Start Translating (Badly!)”
…10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“The beginning of the transmission(bad)”
Original text:
“Start Translating (Badly!)”
…6 translations later, SDL gives us:
“For begins the translation (bad)! ”
…10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“The beginning of the transmission(bad)”
Original text:
“Start Translating (Badly!)”
…6 translations later, SDL gives us:
“For begins the translation (bad)! ”
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- vrope1
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Scratcher
98 posts
Bad Translator
Original text:
“joke: why did the elaphant put his trunk across the trail? to trip ants!”
…9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:
“Sanat -? Trbucher Fr! ”
transPerfect is not perfect!
Original text:
“ಠ ͜ʖಠ”
…9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:
“Trn yukarsna Unsuported seimleri. ”
From the translation process: Unsuported file type
trans perfect cant even do it!
Original text:
“ does this work”
…6 translations later, SDL gives us:
“For nutritious this work
Original text:
”my computer has HD display“
…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
”Computer system and the map PRESENTED"
“joke: why did the elaphant put his trunk across the trail? to trip ants!”
…9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:
“Sanat -? Trbucher Fr! ”
transPerfect is not perfect!
Original text:
“ಠ ͜ʖಠ”
…9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:
“Trn yukarsna Unsuported seimleri. ”
From the translation process: Unsuported file type
trans perfect cant even do it!
Original text:
“ does this work”
…6 translations later, SDL gives us:
“For nutritious this work
Original text:
”my computer has HD display“
…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
”Computer system and the map PRESENTED"
Last edited by vrope1 (May 3, 2015 20:12:16)
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- gdpr533f604550b2f20900645890
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Bad Translator
I put in “Sonic,” and got “Sonic the Hedgehog.” 
- dude341
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Bad Translator
“Person: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Person: To get to the other side! (weird laugh) Me: That's not funny… ”
…10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“Man: why did the chicken cross the road? I: why? People walk across the bridge! (Joke): no fun… ”
…10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“Man: why did the chicken cross the road? I: why? People walk across the bridge! (Joke): no fun… ”
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- BaconAndEggs1
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Bad Translator
I would, but I'd prefer to keep my signature under good care. It takes a lot to get a GIF like this, y'know.“Unfortunately, all the power of man, the ox, the scent of lemon ”Hey, let's make that our signatures now!
- CatsUnited
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Bad Translator
I put in “Sonic,” and got “Sonic the Hedgehog.”Lemme just test that…
Original text:
“sonic”
…33 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“Sonic The Hedgehog”
Wow.
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- Nether_before
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Bad Translator
I've got to try this…
Original text:
“All aboard the feels train!”
…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“The idea is that ship!”
That is beautiful.
Original text:
“All aboard the feels train!”
…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
“The idea is that ship!”
That is beautiful.
~~If life gives you kumquats, lock your signature up, bury it in the ground and hope it's safe~~
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