On a scale from one to zero, are you happy?
‘Cause you’re on your own from here, so are you happy?
I’m open to suggestions, are you happy?
But what the f### kind of question is "Am I happy?"

99% ᴏꜰ ᴛᴇᴇɴꜱ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴄʀʏ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇʏ ꜱᴀᴡ ᴊᴜꜱᴛɪɴ ʙɪᴇʙᴇʀ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴋʏꜱᴄʀᴀᴘᴇʀ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴜᴍᴘ ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀꜱᴛᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴏꜰɪʟᴇ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ're ᴛʜᴇ 1% that would THROW EXACTLY 578493742983492813.1313234 NUCLEAR BOMBS