Milky cheese potatoes with a furry coat of chicken wing sauce made of natural mayonnaise and the juiciest ketchup lovers eating metaphors in a paper school, in grandma's favourite chair; your grandma.

tennis ball-favouring windowsills which are eating loud pillows on a David Attenbrough video reading a tasty, sweet book made of lustrous porcupines and meme-loving double A batteries being perplexed.