1001 things to make a programmer facepalm

OmnipotentPotato

Firedrake969 wrote:
And somehow using numbers instead of letters or deliberately misspelling words is cool?

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MathWizz

MegaApuTurkUltra wrote:
Isn't that supposed to be a given? Who edits without highlighting anymore?

__init__ wrote:
Um, who doesn't have an editor with syntax highlighting?

Um, McTophat?

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ChocolatePi

MathWizz wrote:
MegaApuTurkUltra wrote:
Isn't that supposed to be a given? Who edits without highlighting anymore?
__init__ wrote:
Um, who doesn't have an editor with syntax highlighting?
Um, McTophat?

lol mctophat, you use notepad?

blob8108

MegaApuTurkUltra wrote:
Who edits without highlighting anymore?

Some people. Brian, for one.

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comp09

Oh, another thing that bothers me: people putting more than one space after a period.

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AAAAAARRRRGH!

Last edited by comp09 (March 20, 2015 01:30:42)

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kvackkvack

comp09 wrote:
Oh, another thing that bothers me: people putting more than one space after a period.
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AAAAAARRRRGH!

Oh, yes. This. So much.

OmnipotentPotato

comp09 wrote:
Oh, another thing that bothers me: people putting more than one space after a period.
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AAAAAARRRRGH!

My /English/ teacher does this the most. I have a bald spot now.

mariobros406

shutdown.exe -s -t 0

No seriously, try it.

I only check in to Scratch from time to time to see what others have been up to. I don't really post anything anymore. I'll occasionally post a question in the AT forum if I can't find an answer anywhere else.

CatsUnited

mariobros406 wrote:
shutdown.exe -s -t 0
No seriously, try it.

Eh, gonna use that in my fax machine.
EDIT: Doesn't work. Oh wait, I don't even have one

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OmnipotentPotato wrote:
comp09 wrote:
Oh, another thing that bothers me: people putting more than one space after a period.
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AAAAAARRRRGH!
My /English/ teacher does this the most. I have a bald spot now.

Lorem ipsum? Idk, it reminds me of Comic Sans for some reason.

Last edited by CatsUnited (March 20, 2015 12:29:07)

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MegaApuTurkUltra

mariobros406 wrote:
shutdown.exe -s -t 0
No seriously, try it.

shutdown -h now

$(".box-head")[0].textContent = "committing AT crimes since $whenever"

mariobros406

MegaApuTurkUltra wrote:
mariobros406 wrote:
shutdown.exe -s -t 0
No seriously, try it.
shutdown -h now

What does that do? I know
-s = shutdown
-r = restart
-a = abort shutdown

I only check in to Scratch from time to time to see what others have been up to. I don't really post anything anymore. I'll occasionally post a question in the AT forum if I can't find an answer anywhere else.

__init__

mariobros406 wrote:
MegaApuTurkUltra wrote:
mariobros406 wrote:
shutdown.exe -s -t 0
No seriously, try it.
shutdown -h now
What does that do? I know
-s = shutdown
-r = restart
-a = abort shutdown

Hibernate?

thisandagain pls explain

mariobros406

__init__ wrote:
mariobros406 wrote:
MegaApuTurkUltra wrote:
mariobros406 wrote:
shutdown.exe -s -t 0
No seriously, try it.
shutdown -h now
What does that do? I know
-s = shutdown
-r = restart
-a = abort shutdown
Hibernate?

Oh yeah.

I only check in to Scratch from time to time to see what others have been up to. I don't really post anything anymore. I'll occasionally post a question in the AT forum if I can't find an answer anywhere else.

MegaApuTurkUltra

mariobros406 wrote:
MegaApuTurkUltra wrote:
mariobros406 wrote:
shutdown.exe -s -t 0
No seriously, try it.
shutdown -h now
What does that do? I know
-s = shutdown
-r = restart
-a = abort shutdown

Halt. It's the linux command.
I thought you could figure it out

Allows “now” as a time
I tagged it with code=bash
Has no .exe

$(".box-head")[0].textContent = "committing AT crimes since $whenever"

Rumanti

I was teaching Scratch that day, to a few kids..

Me: With Scratch, you can learn how to make your own video games, animations, etc. After learning with Scratch, you can learn real programming languages, like JavaScript, far more easily.
Someone: How do peoples make video games? (
Me: Peoples code them, telling the computers what to do.
Someone: Okay, what is JavaScript?
Me: JavaScript is a programming language used by peoples to make webpages interactive.
Everyone: How were webpages made? What is a programming language? What is coding?
Me: *facepalm* After this course, you might want to search it up.
Everyone: Search it up? HOW DO YOU DO IT?
Me: *double facepalm* I mean Google.
Everyone. Ooooooh..

:wq

mariobros406

MegaApuTurkUltra wrote:
mariobros406 wrote:
MegaApuTurkUltra wrote:
mariobros406 wrote:
shutdown.exe -s -t 0
No seriously, try it.
shutdown -h now
What does that do? I know
-s = shutdown
-r = restart
-a = abort shutdown
Halt. It's the linux command.
I thought you could figure it out
Allows “now” as a time
I tagged it with code=bash
Has no .exe

Oh. Alright then. I use Windows.

I only check in to Scratch from time to time to see what others have been up to. I don't really post anything anymore. I'll occasionally post a question in the AT forum if I can't find an answer anywhere else.

TheHockeyist

OmnipotentPotato wrote:
My /English/ teacher does this the most. I have a bald spot now.

I think all potatoes have bald spots.

let x = 7;
let x = 7;

Just in case it doesn't get it right the first time. *facepalm*

mariobros406

TheHockeyist wrote:
OmnipotentPotato wrote:
My /English/ teacher does this the most. I have a bald spot now.
I think all potatoes have bald spots.
let x = 7;
let x = 7;
Just in case it doesn't get it right the first time. *facepalm*

*facepalm*

I only check in to Scratch from time to time to see what others have been up to. I don't really post anything anymore. I'll occasionally post a question in the AT forum if I can't find an answer anywhere else.

MegaApuTurkUltra

Back when I actually bothered to test stuff in IE, I would occasionally get an alert dialog

Stack overflow error in SampleText.js:360

Seriously IE? You ALERT about that? Why not just log it in the console?
And how come I don't get a stack overflow in chrome or firefox?
How big is the stack in IE anyway? 2 items?
*facepalm*

$(".box-head")[0].textContent = "committing AT crimes since $whenever"

mathfreak231

TheHockeyist wrote:
OmnipotentPotato wrote:
My /English/ teacher does this the most. I have a bald spot now.
I think all potatoes have bald spots.
let x = 7;
let x = 7;
Just in case it doesn't get it right the first time. *facepalm*

let x = 7;
let x = x;

perfect

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