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- __init__
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^^ On a related note, I saw someone using an IBM at the library today. I was like, “um, what year is this exactly?”
Then I noticed they were running Ubuntu and that made me feeI better.
Then I noticed they were running Ubuntu and that made me feeI better.
Last edited by __init__ (March 22, 2015 00:06:54)
thisandagain pls explain
- djdolphin
- Scratcher
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1001 things to make a programmer facepalm
That's creepy. that made me feed better.
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- CatsUnited
- Scratcher
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1001 things to make a programmer facepalm
NoNo.Am I the only one around here who still types urls manually? What really annoys me is when someone Google's Google to get to Google, or some other website. And then they get confused when they try to visit a page that hasn't been indexed by Google. I really don't get why people take extra steps to get to websites.
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- __init__
- Scratcher
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1001 things to make a programmer facepalm
Whoops. *FeelThat's creepy. that made me feed better.
thisandagain pls explain
- Rumanti
- Scratcher
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1001 things to make a programmer facepalm
Are you saying that someone is making this hoax and peoples actually believed this? -snip-
Enough said.
:wq
- Zro716
- Scratcher
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1001 things to make a programmer facepalm
what if I double click a zelda? -img-
Enough said.
As a long time Scratcher, I have found new meaning to the name “Scratch”: for me, it means to “scratch that itch”, to come back again and again to realize new ideas in this toy language, even when I'm capable of creating my projects in real programming languages years later. It's a friend that helped me to pursue programming and get me to enjoy its fruit. I'm certain many others who have walked this path as well have grown fond of its importance in their life.
- CatsUnited
- Scratcher
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Link disappears (wait, where's the link?)what if I double click a zelda? -img-
Enough said.
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- QuillzToxic
- Scratcher
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1001 things to make a programmer facepalm
This makes me facepalm…
Me: Hi mate
Friend: Hello
Friend: I'm going to start making a REALLY FAST and REAL windows in scratch
Me: You mean the thing you see after the bios?
Friend: Whats a bios
Me: That black and white box that comes on before windows
Friend: Oh, I don't have that! (Goes on to brag about his beats and iphones, I mean what now…)
Me: Beats suck, so do IPhones, Back to the subject
Me: So that thing that appears when you start your pc…
Me: Hi mate
Friend: Hello
Friend: I'm going to start making a REALLY FAST and REAL windows in scratch
Me: You mean the thing you see after the bios?
Friend: Whats a bios
Me: That black and white box that comes on before windows
Friend: Oh, I don't have that! (Goes on to brag about his beats and iphones, I mean what now…)
Me: Beats suck, so do IPhones, Back to the subject
Me: So that thing that appears when you start your pc…
- Rumanti
- Scratcher
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1001 things to make a programmer facepalm
When peoples prefer Windows XP over Ubuntu..
UNBELIEVABLE.
UNBELIEVABLE.
:wq
- cheeseeater
- Scratcher
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1001 things to make a programmer facepalm
To be honest, I prefer the Windows GUI over Ubuntu's Unity Desktop because it doesn't lag like a laggy thing. When peoples prefer Windows XP over Ubuntu..
UNBELIEVABLE.
- ninjagolloyd
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1001 things to make a programmer facepalm
I would get Ubuntu, but I have no clue how and my dad is not here…
EDIT: I can't dual boot. Or single boot.
EDIT: I can't dual boot. Or single boot.
Last edited by ninjagolloyd (March 22, 2015 10:48:37)
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- CatsUnited
- Scratcher
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1001 things to make a programmer facepalm
People in my class (including the teachers) obviously don't know about Inspect Element and Full screen on Chrome
Me: Hey, watch me delete the studyladder code.
Friend: HES HACKING STUDYLADDER!!!
Me: It's only temporary, look! *relodds page*
Friend: ohhhhhhhhhhh
Me: Press F 11.
*Chrome goes fullscreen*
Friend: Hey cool *holds down F 11 whilst beatboxing*
Teacher: You're banned from the computers for the rest of the term.
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Me: Hey, watch me delete the studyladder code.
Friend: HES HACKING STUDYLADDER!!!
Me: It's only temporary, look! *relodds page*
Friend: ohhhhhhhhhhh
Me: Press F 11.
*Chrome goes fullscreen*
Friend: Hey cool *holds down F 11 whilst beatboxing*
Teacher: You're banned from the computers for the rest of the term.
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- kvackkvack
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1001 things to make a programmer facepalm
What in the world… People in my class (including the teachers) obviously don't know about Inspect Element and Full screen on Chrome
Me: Hey, watch me delete the studyladder code.
Friend: HES HACKING STUDYLADDER!!!
Me: It's only temporary, look! *relodds page*
Friend: ohhhhhhhhhhh
Me: Press F 11.
*Chrome goes fullscreen*
Friend: Hey cool *holds down F 11 whilst beatboxing*
Teacher: You're banned from the computers for the rest of the term.
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- CatsUnited
- Scratcher
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1001 things to make a programmer facepalm
Especially studyladder - come on, really?What in the world… People in my class (including the teachers) obviously don't know about Inspect Element and Full screen on Chrome
Me: Hey, watch me delete the studyladder code.
Friend: HES HACKING STUDYLADDER!!!
Me: It's only temporary, look! *relodds page*
Friend: ohhhhhhhhhhh
Me: Press F 11.
*Chrome goes fullscreen*
Friend: Hey cool *holds down F 11 whilst beatboxing*
Teacher: You're banned from the computers for the rest of the term.
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- kvackkvack
- Scratcher
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1001 things to make a programmer facepalm
YeahEspecially studyladder - come on, really?What in the world… People in my class (including the teachers) obviously don't know about Inspect Element and Full screen on Chrome
Me: Hey, watch me delete the studyladder code.
Friend: HES HACKING STUDYLADDER!!!
Me: It's only temporary, look! *relodds page*
Friend: ohhhhhhhhhhh
Me: Press F 11.
*Chrome goes fullscreen*
Friend: Hey cool *holds down F 11 whilst beatboxing*
Teacher: You're banned from the computers for the rest of the term.
0_0
- CatsUnited
- Scratcher
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1001 things to make a programmer facepalm
Teacher Y U NO LET THE CLASS LEARN SCRATCH?YeahEspecially studyladder - come on, really?What in the world… People in my class (including the teachers) obviously don't know about Inspect Element and Full screen on Chrome
Me: Hey, watch me delete the studyladder code.
Friend: HES HACKING STUDYLADDER!!!
Me: It's only temporary, look! *relodds page*
Friend: ohhhhhhhhhhh
Me: Press F 11.
*Chrome goes fullscreen*
Friend: Hey cool *holds down F 11 whilst beatboxing*
Teacher: You're banned from the computers for the rest of the term.
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- mariobros406
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1001 things to make a programmer facepalm
THANK YOU
Enough said.
I only check in to Scratch from time to time to see what others have been up to. I don't really post anything anymore. I'll occasionally post a question in the AT forum if I can't find an answer anywhere else.
- mariobros406
- Scratcher
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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25!
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25!
I only check in to Scratch from time to time to see what others have been up to. I don't really post anything anymore. I'll occasionally post a question in the AT forum if I can't find an answer anywhere else.
- PullJosh
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Numberphile? Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25!
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