I am a rabid animal with 79 signs of rabies, I am from Cook Islands because I am him, and I am also a lab test subject with 18.473% autism which puts me into suits and makes me look like Abraham Linky

I am currently rapidly accelerating to Ben Affleck's current location with a high-powered particle
accelerator and 7 Morse code devices to make my ahh look like a piece of dark chocolate.