I had really good ideas to put here but Scratch is kind of limited. Scratch Team, if you can take just a liiitttle bit of inspiration from FlipaClip, I would be willing to come back (continues below)

and make projects that are ACTUALLY good, 'cause come on. You got to admit my projects are bad. So please, Scratch Team. I'm fine if you don't do this, but if I want to come back, do this.