"Hello! I'm Windows!"

"I'm pretty sure that most people have windows. (Not to brag or anything)

"I am NOT a house window!" He sighs

"...I hate it when I'm all dirty."

"I'm usually busy, but you can stop by!"

"I research...for fun." He looks down

"I feel really uncomfortable when people compliment me."

"Crush?! Hahaha!!! Don't be silly!"