Inventor of the pogo stick
President of Belarus
Conquered the dinosaurs
12 feet tall
My parents are both Ryan Gosling
Has wooden knees
Can jump 5 lightyears
Hates the number 8
Best in Japan

I don't even know what I'm working on why are you asking me?

Stuff I make that's good: Cheap Movie Productions, StupidIdiot3000, Ashereatseveryone. Go find those.