97% ᴏꜰ ᴛᴇᴇɴꜱ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴄʀʏ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇʏ ꜱᴀᴡ ᴊᴜꜱᴛɪɴ ʙɪᴇʙᴇʀ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴋʏꜱᴄʀᴀᴘᴇʀ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴜᴍᴘ. ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀꜱᴛᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴏꜰiɪʟᴇ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ're ᴛʜᴇ 3% ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴘᴏᴘᴄᴏʀɴ ʏᴇʟʟɪɴɢ, ᴅᴏ ᴀ ꜰʟɪᴘ
XDD

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