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DaEpikDude
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Paradoxes

Dabzers wrote:

DaEpikDude wrote:

fphiladelphia wrote:

Dabzers wrote:

Math is confusing. But that statement implies all math is confusing. Thus 1 + 1 is confusing.
1 + 1 is PI. What don’t you understand about that?
1 + 1 = 10. Everyone knows that.
No its 11
no it's 10
1+1=10
1+10=11
1+11=100
100+11+1=1000

And all the world over, each nation's the same,
They've simply no notion of playing the game.
They argue with umpires, they cheer when they've won,
And they practice beforehand, which ruins the fun!
fphiladelphia
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Paradoxes

DaEpikDude wrote:

Dabzers wrote:

DaEpikDude wrote:

fphiladelphia wrote:

Dabzers wrote:

Math is confusing. But that statement implies all math is confusing. Thus 1 + 1 is confusing.
1 + 1 is PI. What don’t you understand about that?
1 + 1 = 10. Everyone knows that.
No its 11
no it's 10
1+1=10
1+10=11
1+11=100
100+11+1=1000
I think it’s -2

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not really tho
Dabzers
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Paradoxes

fphiladelphia wrote:

DaEpikDude wrote:

Dabzers wrote:

DaEpikDude wrote:

fphiladelphia wrote:

Dabzers wrote:

Math is confusing. But that statement implies all math is confusing. Thus 1 + 1 is confusing.
1 + 1 is PI. What don’t you understand about that?
1 + 1 = 10. Everyone knows that.
No its 11
no it's 10
1+1=10
1+10=11
1+11=100
100+11+1=1000
I think it’s -2
I think its 42

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DaEpikDude
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Paradoxes

Dabzers wrote:

fphiladelphia wrote:

DaEpikDude wrote:

Dabzers wrote:

DaEpikDude wrote:

fphiladelphia wrote:

Dabzers wrote:

Math is confusing. But that statement implies all math is confusing. Thus 1 + 1 is confusing.
1 + 1 is PI. What don’t you understand about that?
1 + 1 = 10. Everyone knows that.
No its 11
no it's 10
1+1=10
1+10=11
1+11=100
100+11+1=1000
I think it’s -2
I think its 42
I think we're off-topic

And all the world over, each nation's the same,
They've simply no notion of playing the game.
They argue with umpires, they cheer when they've won,
And they practice beforehand, which ruins the fun!
-ShadowOfTheFuture-
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Paradoxes

Dabzers wrote:

<snip>

As in, the answer to life the universe and everything?

Curse you, 60-second rule…

And yeah, we are getting kinda off topic here…

Last edited by -ShadowOfTheFuture- (Nov. 15, 2017 01:20:32)


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Dabzers
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Paradoxes

New paradox: if someone is insane they must be sane because they are IN sane

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fphiladelphia
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Paradoxes

Dabzers wrote:

New paradox: if someone is insane they must be sane because they are IN sane
Okay….

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Dabzers
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Paradoxes

fphiladelphia wrote:

Dabzers wrote:

New paradox: if someone is insane they must be sane because they are IN sane
Okay….
I couldn't think of anything

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Jonathan50
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Paradoxes

Dabzers wrote:

New paradox: if someone is insane they must be sane because they are IN sane
That's not a paradox, that's just misunderstanding the word “insane”

Not yet a Knight of the Mu Calculus.
-ShadowOfTheFuture-
Scratcher
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Paradoxes

FIND THE ERROR:

x = 1
x^2 = x
x^2 - 1 = x - 1
(x - 1) (x + 1) = x - 1
x + 1 = 1
x = 0

This isn't a true paradox, and there's clearly something wrong in the math, so find it. (Hint: it's something division-related…)

I found this somewhere.

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Dabzers
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Paradoxes

-ShadowOfTheFuture- wrote:

FIND THE ERROR:

x = 1
x^2 = x
x^2 - 1 = x - 1
(x - 1) (x + 1) = x - 1
x + 1 = 1
x = 0

This isn't a true paradox, and there's clearly something wrong in the math, so find it. (Hint: it's something division-related…)

I found this somewhere.
I'm lazy

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DaEpikDude
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Paradoxes

-ShadowOfTheFuture- wrote:

FIND THE ERROR:

x = 1
x^2 = x
x^2 - 1 = x - 1
(x - 1) (x + 1) = x - 1
x + 1 = 1
x = 0

This isn't a true paradox, and there's clearly something wrong in the math, so find it. (Hint: it's something division-related…)

I found this somewhere.
If x = 1, then x - 1 = 0. You're dividing both sides by 0.

found it

And all the world over, each nation's the same,
They've simply no notion of playing the game.
They argue with umpires, they cheer when they've won,
And they practice beforehand, which ruins the fun!
-ShadowOfTheFuture-
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Paradoxes

DaEpikDude wrote:

-ShadowOfTheFuture- wrote:

FIND THE ERROR:

x = 1
x^2 = x
x^2 - 1 = x - 1
(x - 1) (x + 1) = x - 1
x + 1 = 1
x = 0

This isn't a true paradox, and there's clearly something wrong in the math, so find it. (Hint: it's something division-related…)

I found this somewhere.
If x = 1, then x - 1 = 0. You're dividing both sides by 0.

found it

That's the error in the “proof”.

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DaEpikDude
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Paradoxes

-ShadowOfTheFuture- wrote:

DaEpikDude wrote:

-ShadowOfTheFuture- wrote:

FIND THE ERROR:

x = 1
x^2 = x
x^2 - 1 = x - 1
(x - 1) (x + 1) = x - 1
x + 1 = 1
x = 0

This isn't a true paradox, and there's clearly something wrong in the math, so find it. (Hint: it's something division-related…)

I found this somewhere.
If x = 1, then x - 1 = 0. You're dividing both sides by 0.

found it

That's the error in the “proof”.
yeah i know
i said i found the error
that was the error

And all the world over, each nation's the same,
They've simply no notion of playing the game.
They argue with umpires, they cheer when they've won,
And they practice beforehand, which ruins the fun!
Dabzers
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Paradoxes

Flammable inflammable

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DaEpikDude
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Paradoxes

Dabzers wrote:

Flammable inflammable
flammable is correct
inflammable sounds like it can't catch on fire but it means the opposite

uninflammable

And all the world over, each nation's the same,
They've simply no notion of playing the game.
They argue with umpires, they cheer when they've won,
And they practice beforehand, which ruins the fun!
Dabzers
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Paradoxes

DaEpikDude wrote:

Dabzers wrote:

Flammable inflammable
flammable is correct
inflammable sounds like it can't catch on fire but it means the opposite

uninflammable
Ah the English language

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of long words

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-ShadowOfTheFuture-
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Paradoxes

Dabzers wrote:

Ah the English language

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of long words

The irony…

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DaEpikDude
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1000+ posts

Paradoxes

Dabzers wrote:

DaEpikDude wrote:

Dabzers wrote:

Flammable inflammable
flammable is correct
inflammable sounds like it can't catch on fire but it means the opposite

uninflammable
Ah the English language

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of long words
And the fear of palindromes is aibohphobia.

And all the world over, each nation's the same,
They've simply no notion of playing the game.
They argue with umpires, they cheer when they've won,
And they practice beforehand, which ruins the fun!
-ShadowOfTheFuture-
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Paradoxes

DaEpikDude wrote:

Dabzers wrote:

DaEpikDude wrote:

Dabzers wrote:

Flammable inflammable
flammable is correct
inflammable sounds like it can't catch on fire but it means the opposite

uninflammable
Ah the English language

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of long words
And the fear of palindromes is aibohphobia.

Did they purposely make it a palindrome?

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