Steamed Hams but its a topic on the Things I'm Reading and Playing forum

TheNintendoFan2020

These taste similar to the ones in crusty burger

-gge

this is a no meme topic zone
meme topics are forbidden

sowut123

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Aurora borealis
A-
Aurora borealis!
At this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localised ENTIRELY within your kitchen!
Yes.
May I see it?
No
Seymour! The house is on fire!
No, Mother, that's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.
Heeeelllp! Heeeeeeeellllpppp!!
*fire truck noises*
*seymour continues to force himself to smile*
*seymour rushes inside burning house*
*seymour throws his mother out of the top floor window to save her*
*proceeds to save his steamed hams*
*throws the mother back into the house in favor of the hams*
*offers the firefighter the hams while his mother continues to scream*
*mother dies*
Ohhohoho, delightfully devilish Seymour!
*police arrive* SEYMOUR!
Oh uh… would you like a steamed ham?
Sure seym- OH MY GOD IS THAT AURORA BOREALIS IN YOUR KITCHEN
Uh no, it’s steam, steam from the steamed clams we’re having. Mmm, steamed clams!

There are steamed clams in the police car
if this gets closed i will eat cardboard

FloatingMuffins

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Aurora borealis
A-
Aurora borealis!
At this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localised ENTIRELY within your kitchen!
Yes.
May I see it?
No
Seymour! The house is on fire!
No, Mother, that's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.
Heeeelllp! Heeeeeeeellllpppp!!
*fire truck noises*
*seymour continues to force himself to smile*
*seymour rushes inside burning house*
*seymour throws his mother out of the top floor window to save her*
*proceeds to save his steamed hams*
*throws the mother back into the house in favor of the hams*
*offers the firefighter the hams while his mother continues to scream*
*mother dies*
Ohhohoho, delightfully devilish Seymour!
*police arrive* SEYMOUR!
Oh uh… would you like a steamed ham?
Sure seym- OH MY GOD IS THAT AURORA BOREALIS IN YOUR KITCHEN
Uh no, it’s steam, steam from the steamed clams we’re having. Mmm, steamed clams!
There are steamed clams in the police car
if this gets closed i will eat cardboard

Officer, I was just uh, stretching my calves before I got into the police car! Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

FloatingMuffins

-gge wrote:
this is a no meme topic zone
meme topics are forbidden

Oh ye gods! Our meme thread is ruined!

_moonstudios_

Best forum topic I've seen in a while

FloatingMuffins

_moonstudios_ wrote:
Best forum topic I've seen in a while

Well Seymour, you made it despite my directions.

SpectralCreeper

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Aurora borealis
A-
Aurora borealis!
At this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localised ENTIRELY within your kitchen!
Yes.
May I see it?
No
Seymour! The house is on fire!
No, Mother, that's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.
Heeeelllp! Heeeeeeeellllpppp!!
*fire truck noises*
*seymour continues to force himself to smile*
*seymour rushes inside burning house*
*seymour throws his mother out of the top floor window to save her*
*proceeds to save his steamed hams*
*throws the mother back into the house in favor of the hams*
*offers the firefighter the hams while his mother continues to scream*
*mother dies*
Ohhohoho, delightfully devilish Seymour!
*police arrive* SEYMOUR!
Oh uh… would you like a steamed ham?
Sure seym- OH MY GOD IS THAT AURORA BOREALIS IN YOUR KITCHEN
Uh no, it’s steam, steam from the steamed clams we’re having. Mmm, steamed clams!
There are steamed clams in the police car
if this gets closed i will eat cardboard
Officer, I was just uh, stretching my calves before I got into the police car! Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

Why are there steamed clams in our car, Seymour?

minikiwigeek2

i watched 22 short films about springfield (the episode where steamed hams originated) yesterday, it was pretty entertaining

my favorite part of the entire sketch is this exchange

“what is happening in there?!”
“aurora borealis.”
“uh… AURORA BOREALIS?!? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALISED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?”
“yes!”
"…may i see it?"
*thinks about that question for a second, then realizes it was a blatant lie he just made up*
“…no.”

Kiwi

dinkydonuts09

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Discuss Steamed Hams, the famous clip from The Simpsons.

Skinner, with his crazy explanations,
The Superintendent's gonna need his medication.
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations,
There'll be trouble in town - tonight!
SEYMOUR!
Superintendent! I was just, uh, stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmmmm! Steamed clams!
O.k….
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!
I thought we were having steamed hams clams

No, no, I said steamed HAMS! That's what I call hamburgers.

SpectralCreeper

dinkydonuts09 wrote:
zahmbie1 wrote:
SquirreIstar wrote:
zahmbie1 wrote:
Mr_PenguinAlex wrote:
TailsFanV51 wrote:
Mr_PenguinAlex wrote:
vlpiscanc wrote:
Mr_PenguinAlex wrote:
Discuss Steamed Hams, the famous clip from The Simpsons.

Skinner, with his crazy explanations,
The Superintendent's gonna need his medication.
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations,
There'll be trouble in town - tonight!
SEYMOUR!
Superintendent! I was just, uh, stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmmmm! Steamed clams!
O.k….
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!
I thought we were having steamed hams clams
No, no, I said steamed HAMS! That's what I call hamburgers.

You call hamburgers “steamed hams”?

TKb0iZ

vaguely related but
imagine if they turned “the boiled one phenomenon” into…
THE STEAMED HAMS PHENOMENON

Discuss Scratch