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TheNintendoFan2020
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Steamed Hams but its a topic on the Things I'm Reading and Playing forum

These taste similar to the ones in crusty burger


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-gge
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Steamed Hams but its a topic on the Things I'm Reading and Playing forum

this is a no meme topic zone
meme topics are forbidden



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sowut123
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Steamed Hams but its a topic on the Things I'm Reading and Playing forum

FloatingMuffins wrote:

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sowut123 wrote:

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sowut123 wrote:

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Mr_PenguinAlex wrote:

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ThatOneWeirdDude wrote:

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zahmbie1 wrote:

Idk wrote:

Mr_PenguinAlex wrote:

FloatingMuffins wrote:

SquirreIstar wrote:

Aurora borealis
A-
Aurora borealis!
At this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localised ENTIRELY within your kitchen!
Yes.
May I see it?
No
Seymour! The house is on fire!
No, Mother, that's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.
Heeeelllp! Heeeeeeeellllpppp!!
*fire truck noises*
*seymour continues to force himself to smile*
*seymour rushes inside burning house*
*seymour throws his mother out of the top floor window to save her*
*proceeds to save his steamed hams*
*throws the mother back into the house in favor of the hams*
*offers the firefighter the hams while his mother continues to scream*
*mother dies*
Ohhohoho, delightfully devilish Seymour!
*police arrive* SEYMOUR!
Oh uh… would you like a steamed ham?
Sure seym- OH MY GOD IS THAT AURORA BOREALIS IN YOUR KITCHEN
Uh no, it’s steam, steam from the steamed clams we’re having. Mmm, steamed clams!
There are steamed clams in the police car
if this gets closed i will eat cardboard

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FloatingMuffins
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Steamed Hams but its a topic on the Things I'm Reading and Playing forum

sowut123 wrote:

FloatingMuffins wrote:

ThatOneWeirdDude wrote:

SquirreIstar wrote:

FloatingMuffins wrote:

ThatOneWeirdDude wrote:

sowut123 wrote:

ThatOneWeirdDude wrote:

sowut123 wrote:

FloatingMuffins wrote:

ThatOneWeirdDude wrote:

FloatingMuffins wrote:

ThatOneWeirdDude wrote:

Mr_PenguinAlex wrote:

SquirreIstar wrote:

ThatOneWeirdDude wrote:

SquirreIstar wrote:

CatsUnited wrote:

zahmbie1 wrote:

Idk wrote:

Mr_PenguinAlex wrote:

FloatingMuffins wrote:

SquirreIstar wrote:

Aurora borealis
A-
Aurora borealis!
At this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localised ENTIRELY within your kitchen!
Yes.
May I see it?
No
Seymour! The house is on fire!
No, Mother, that's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.
Heeeelllp! Heeeeeeeellllpppp!!
*fire truck noises*
*seymour continues to force himself to smile*
*seymour rushes inside burning house*
*seymour throws his mother out of the top floor window to save her*
*proceeds to save his steamed hams*
*throws the mother back into the house in favor of the hams*
*offers the firefighter the hams while his mother continues to scream*
*mother dies*
Ohhohoho, delightfully devilish Seymour!
*police arrive* SEYMOUR!
Oh uh… would you like a steamed ham?
Sure seym- OH MY GOD IS THAT AURORA BOREALIS IN YOUR KITCHEN
Uh no, it’s steam, steam from the steamed clams we’re having. Mmm, steamed clams!
There are steamed clams in the police car
if this gets closed i will eat cardboard
Officer, I was just uh, stretching my calves before I got into the police car! Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

Hi, I'm FloatingMuffins!
You can call me Muffins!
Age 17 | Irish | Traditional Catholic | Conservative

FloatingMuffins
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Steamed Hams but its a topic on the Things I'm Reading and Playing forum

-gge wrote:

this is a no meme topic zone
meme topics are forbidden
Oh ye gods! Our meme thread is ruined!

Hi, I'm FloatingMuffins!
You can call me Muffins!
Age 17 | Irish | Traditional Catholic | Conservative

_moonstudios_
Scratcher
30 posts

Steamed Hams but its a topic on the Things I'm Reading and Playing forum

Best forum topic I've seen in a while

No toasters toast toast
FloatingMuffins
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Steamed Hams but its a topic on the Things I'm Reading and Playing forum

_moonstudios_ wrote:

Best forum topic I've seen in a while
Well Seymour, you made it despite my directions.

Hi, I'm FloatingMuffins!
You can call me Muffins!
Age 17 | Irish | Traditional Catholic | Conservative

SpectralCreeper
Scratcher
100+ posts

Steamed Hams but its a topic on the Things I'm Reading and Playing forum

FloatingMuffins wrote:

sowut123 wrote:

FloatingMuffins wrote:

ThatOneWeirdDude wrote:

SquirreIstar wrote:

FloatingMuffins wrote:

ThatOneWeirdDude wrote:

sowut123 wrote:

ThatOneWeirdDude wrote:

sowut123 wrote:

FloatingMuffins wrote:

ThatOneWeirdDude wrote:

FloatingMuffins wrote:

ThatOneWeirdDude wrote:

Mr_PenguinAlex wrote:

SquirreIstar wrote:

ThatOneWeirdDude wrote:

SquirreIstar wrote:

CatsUnited wrote:

zahmbie1 wrote:

Idk wrote:

Mr_PenguinAlex wrote:

FloatingMuffins wrote:

SquirreIstar wrote:

Aurora borealis
A-
Aurora borealis!
At this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localised ENTIRELY within your kitchen!
Yes.
May I see it?
No
Seymour! The house is on fire!
No, Mother, that's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.
Heeeelllp! Heeeeeeeellllpppp!!
*fire truck noises*
*seymour continues to force himself to smile*
*seymour rushes inside burning house*
*seymour throws his mother out of the top floor window to save her*
*proceeds to save his steamed hams*
*throws the mother back into the house in favor of the hams*
*offers the firefighter the hams while his mother continues to scream*
*mother dies*
Ohhohoho, delightfully devilish Seymour!
*police arrive* SEYMOUR!
Oh uh… would you like a steamed ham?
Sure seym- OH MY GOD IS THAT AURORA BOREALIS IN YOUR KITCHEN
Uh no, it’s steam, steam from the steamed clams we’re having. Mmm, steamed clams!
There are steamed clams in the police car
if this gets closed i will eat cardboard
Officer, I was just uh, stretching my calves before I got into the police car! Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
Why are there steamed clams in our car, Seymour?

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minikiwigeek2
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1000+ posts

Steamed Hams but its a topic on the Things I'm Reading and Playing forum

i watched 22 short films about springfield (the episode where steamed hams originated) yesterday, it was pretty entertaining

my favorite part of the entire sketch is this exchange

“what is happening in there?!”
“aurora borealis.”
“uh… AURORA BOREALIS?!? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALISED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?”
“yes!”
"…may i see it?"
*thinks about that question for a second, then realizes it was a blatant lie he just made up*
“…no.”

Kiwi

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