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- TheNintendoFan2020
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Steamed Hams but its a topic on the Things I'm Reading and Playing forum
- sowut123
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Steamed Hams but its a topic on the Things I'm Reading and Playing forum
There are steamed clams in the police carUh no, it’s steam, steam from the steamed clams we’re having. Mmm, steamed clams!Sure seym- OH MY GOD IS THAT AURORA BOREALIS IN YOUR KITCHENOh uh… would you like a steamed ham?*police arrive* SEYMOUR!Ohhohoho, delightfully devilish Seymour!*mother dies**offers the firefighter the hams while his mother continues to scream**throws the mother back into the house in favor of the hams**proceeds to save his steamed hams**seymour throws his mother out of the top floor window to save her**seymour rushes inside burning house**seymour continues to force himself to smile**fire truck noises*Heeeelllp! Heeeeeeeellllpppp!!Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.No, Mother, that's just the northern lights.Seymour! The house is on fire!NoMay I see it?Yes.A- Aurora borealis
Aurora borealis!
At this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localised ENTIRELY within your kitchen!
if this gets closed i will eat cardboard
Over the years, I've outgrown this website, so this is a mostly inactive account. I might come back from time to time to mess around, but don't count on it. Bye.
- FloatingMuffins
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Steamed Hams but its a topic on the Things I'm Reading and Playing forum
Officer, I was just uh, stretching my calves before I got into the police car! Isometric exercise! Care to join me?There are steamed clams in the police carUh no, it’s steam, steam from the steamed clams we’re having. Mmm, steamed clams!Sure seym- OH MY GOD IS THAT AURORA BOREALIS IN YOUR KITCHENOh uh… would you like a steamed ham?*police arrive* SEYMOUR!Ohhohoho, delightfully devilish Seymour!*mother dies**offers the firefighter the hams while his mother continues to scream**throws the mother back into the house in favor of the hams**proceeds to save his steamed hams**seymour throws his mother out of the top floor window to save her**seymour rushes inside burning house**seymour continues to force himself to smile**fire truck noises*Heeeelllp! Heeeeeeeellllpppp!!Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.No, Mother, that's just the northern lights.Seymour! The house is on fire!NoMay I see it?Yes.A- Aurora borealis
Aurora borealis!
At this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localised ENTIRELY within your kitchen!
if this gets closed i will eat cardboard
Hi, I'm FloatingMuffins!
You can call me Muffins!
Age 17 | Irish | Traditional Catholic | Conservative
You can call me Muffins!
Age 17 | Irish | Traditional Catholic | Conservative
- FloatingMuffins
- Scratcher
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Steamed Hams but its a topic on the Things I'm Reading and Playing forum
Oh ye gods! Our meme thread is ruined! this is a no meme topic zone
meme topics are forbidden
Hi, I'm FloatingMuffins!
You can call me Muffins!
Age 17 | Irish | Traditional Catholic | Conservative
You can call me Muffins!
Age 17 | Irish | Traditional Catholic | Conservative
- _moonstudios_
- Scratcher
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Steamed Hams but its a topic on the Things I'm Reading and Playing forum
Best forum topic I've seen in a while
No toasters toast toast
- FloatingMuffins
- Scratcher
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Steamed Hams but its a topic on the Things I'm Reading and Playing forum
Well Seymour, you made it despite my directions. Best forum topic I've seen in a while
Hi, I'm FloatingMuffins!
You can call me Muffins!
Age 17 | Irish | Traditional Catholic | Conservative
You can call me Muffins!
Age 17 | Irish | Traditional Catholic | Conservative
- SpectralCreeper
- Scratcher
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Steamed Hams but its a topic on the Things I'm Reading and Playing forum
Why are there steamed clams in our car, Seymour?Officer, I was just uh, stretching my calves before I got into the police car! Isometric exercise! Care to join me?There are steamed clams in the police carUh no, it’s steam, steam from the steamed clams we’re having. Mmm, steamed clams!Sure seym- OH MY GOD IS THAT AURORA BOREALIS IN YOUR KITCHENOh uh… would you like a steamed ham?*police arrive* SEYMOUR!Ohhohoho, delightfully devilish Seymour!*mother dies**offers the firefighter the hams while his mother continues to scream**throws the mother back into the house in favor of the hams**proceeds to save his steamed hams**seymour throws his mother out of the top floor window to save her**seymour rushes inside burning house**seymour continues to force himself to smile**fire truck noises*Heeeelllp! Heeeeeeeellllpppp!!Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.No, Mother, that's just the northern lights.Seymour! The house is on fire!NoMay I see it?Yes.A- Aurora borealis
Aurora borealis!
At this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localised ENTIRELY within your kitchen!
if this gets closed i will eat cardboard
when green flag clicked
forever
if <(homophobia) = [true]> then
set [mood v] to [rage]
- minikiwigeek2
- Scratcher
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Steamed Hams but its a topic on the Things I'm Reading and Playing forum
i watched 22 short films about springfield (the episode where steamed hams originated) yesterday, it was pretty entertaining
my favorite part of the entire sketch is this exchange
“what is happening in there?!”
“aurora borealis.”
“uh… AURORA BOREALIS?!? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALISED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?”
“yes!”
"…may i see it?"
*thinks about that question for a second, then realizes it was a blatant lie he just made up*
“…no.”
Kiwi
my favorite part of the entire sketch is this exchange
“what is happening in there?!”
“aurora borealis.”
“uh… AURORA BOREALIS?!? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALISED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?”
“yes!”
"…may i see it?"
*thinks about that question for a second, then realizes it was a blatant lie he just made up*
“…no.”
Kiwi
- dinkydonuts09
- Scratcher
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Steamed Hams but its a topic on the Things I'm Reading and Playing forum
No, no, I said steamed HAMS! That's what I call hamburgers.I thought we were having steamed hams clamsSuperintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!O.k….That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmmmm! Steamed clams!Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?Superintendent! I was just, uh, stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?Discuss Steamed Hams, the famous clip from The Simpsons.SEYMOUR!
Skinner, with his crazy explanations,
The Superintendent's gonna need his medication.
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations,
There'll be trouble in town - tonight!
mods, send him to llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
- SpectralCreeper
- Scratcher
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Steamed Hams but its a topic on the Things I'm Reading and Playing forum
You call hamburgers “steamed hams”?No, no, I said steamed HAMS! That's what I call hamburgers.I thought we were having steamed hams clamsSuperintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!O.k….That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmmmm! Steamed clams!Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?Superintendent! I was just, uh, stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?Discuss Steamed Hams, the famous clip from The Simpsons.SEYMOUR!
Skinner, with his crazy explanations,
The Superintendent's gonna need his medication.
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations,
There'll be trouble in town - tonight!
when green flag clicked
forever
if <(homophobia) = [true]> then
set [mood v] to [rage]
- TKb0iZ
- Scratcher
100+ posts
Steamed Hams but its a topic on the Things I'm Reading and Playing forum
vaguely related but
imagine if they turned “the boiled one phenomenon” into…
THE STEAMED HAMS PHENOMENON
imagine if they turned “the boiled one phenomenon” into…
THE STEAMED HAMS PHENOMENON
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