What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

ToastersUnited

Sign on the M18 Motorway warning that horses, horse-drawn vehicles, pedestrians and bicycles are forbidden.

Road signs in the Republic of Ireland do not differ greatly from those used elsewhere in Europe – with the notable exception that hazard or warning signs follow the “New World” style of a yellow diamond. The symbols used on these warning signs do, nevertheless, resemble much more closely those used (on red-bordered white or yellow triangles) in the rest of Europe than many of those seen in the United States.

Typical road signs in rural areas of the Republic of Ireland. Here, a fingerpost with old road number and Bord Fáilte logo. Signpost located in Rathangan, Co. Kildare.

Regulatory signs (relating to limits and prohibitions) differ very little from those used in the rest of Europe.

The system of directional signs is based upon, and is very similar to, that employed in the United Kingdom, but is bilingual everywhere except in the Gaeltacht, where only the Irish language is used on signs.

In Ireland, the highest category of road is a motorway (mótarbhealach, plural: mótarbhealaí), indicated by the prefix M followed by a one- or two-digit number (the number of the national route of which each motorway forms a part). The motorway network consists entirely of motorway-grade dual carriageways and is largely focused upon Dublin. There are also several three-lane motorways, while Ireland's busiest road, the M50, incorporates four-lane, five-lane, and six-lane stretches.

alvu075

To convert https://daprofitclub.com/ml-to-grams (ml to gram), the conversion depends on the density of the substance. Hence, it is essential to have knowledge of the substance's density to accurately carry out the conversion.

Last edited by alvu075 (June 17, 2023 07:10:14)

DifferentDance8

liavka wrote:
javascript.

true + true; // -> 2
(true + true) * (true + true) - true; // -> 3

Last edited by DifferentDance8 (June 17, 2023 08:38:26)

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mybearworld

DifferentDance8 wrote:
(#2303)
liavka wrote:
javascript.
true + true; // -> 2
(true + true) * (true + true) - true; // -> 3

To be fair, this happens in every language where booleans are really just integers.

>>> True + True
2
>>> (True + True) * (True + True) - True
3

JavaScript can be far weirder

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Chiroyce

DifferentDance8 wrote:

true + true; // -> 2
(true + true) * (true + true) - true; // -> 3

that isn't a joke at all, its just how math works

1 + 1 = 2
(1 + 1) * (1+1) - 1 = 3

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DifferentDance8

Chiroyce wrote:
DifferentDance8 wrote:
true + true; // -> 2
(true + true) * (true + true) - true; // -> 3
that isn't a joke at all, its just how math works
1 + 1 = 2
(1 + 1) * (1+1) - 1 = 3

mybearworld wrote:
DifferentDance8 wrote:
(#2303)
liavka wrote:
javascript.
true + true; // -> 2
(true + true) * (true + true) - true; // -> 3
To be fair, this happens in every language where booleans are really just integers.
>>> True + True
2
>>> (True + True) * (True + True) - True
3
JavaScript can be far weirder

How's this for JS weirdness?

(![] + [])[+[]] +
  (![] + [])[+!+[]] +
  ([![]] + [][[]])[+!+[] + [+[]]] +
  (![] + [])[!+[] + !+[]];
// -> 'fail'

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Catzcute4

sqrt(-1)8Σπ (from the simpsions, not that I watch it) says “I ate some pie” (I didn’t)

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JingusTheRingus

99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs, you take one down and patch it around, 125 little bugs in the code

Only speaks English unfortunately. Am I a forum member?

Blame the evil forum kumquats from eating this siggy!

I do not know why I think the word forum is funny. Wait. Am I on a forum right now?

FORUM

Jonathan50

I wonder how many other people made the connection in the top left…
Nothing against people who use these

Edit: My signature is oddly appropriate to this post

Last edited by Jonathan50 (July 1, 2023 09:57:33)

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1Draven

I CODE'nt tell you any more than this

cs2627883

jokebookservice1 wrote:
Two strings walk into a bar.
The first string says “Can I have a befcghjkfdjtdfghjkjytfdfghjklkjff”
The second string says "Excuse my friend, (s)he isn't null terminated

Technically, shouldn't it be "Can I have a beer?fcghjkfdjtdfghjkjytfdfghjklkjff"? Even if the string's not null terminated, the actual content should still finish before the garbage begins.

cs2627883

TheSecondGilbert wrote:
BreadcatGames wrote:
colinmacc wrote:
chess IRL 24 hour challenge
How would captures work though

They are killed by the capturer

cs2627883

Caroix wrote:

#include <iostream>
int main() {
  std::string myFunction() {
    return "Of course I know what a function is\n";
  }
  myFunction();
}

Technically, you can't have nested functions in c++ (some compilers support them, but the c++ standard says they are not allowed). myFunction() should be top-level (i.e outside of main()).

cs2627883

qloakonscratch wrote:
TheSecondGilbert wrote:
qloakonscratch wrote:
I love <div>. Glad it made the cut.
<span> fans:
I will go to war with <span> enjoyers. <div> is superior.

Can I join your army?

cs2627883

BreadcatGames wrote:
that's valid python, however what you wrote up there is a fake library (or something badly obfuscated, which is less likely)

The joke was that the code was hard to understand, and when he came back to it he completely forgot what it did. It's not “real” code; the joke is that forgetting what your code does is very relatable to a lot of programmers.

Rendangbike2

a particular extension

DifferentDance8

Rendangbike2 wrote:

kid named “sing JavaScript”:

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ideapad-320

ToastersUnited wrote:

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ideapad-320

DifferentDance8 wrote:
Chiroyce wrote:
DifferentDance8 wrote:
true + true; // -> 2
(true + true) * (true + true) - true; // -> 3
that isn't a joke at all, its just how math works
1 + 1 = 2
(1 + 1) * (1+1) - 1 = 3
mybearworld wrote:
DifferentDance8 wrote:
(#2303)
liavka wrote:
javascript.
true + true; // -> 2
(true + true) * (true + true) - true; // -> 3
To be fair, this happens in every language where booleans are really just integers.
>>> True + True
2
>>> (True + True) * (True + True) - True
3
JavaScript can be far weirder
How's this for JS weirdness?
(![] + [])[+[]] +
  (![] + [])[+!+[]] +
  ([![]] + [][[]])[+!+[] + [+[]]] +
  (![] + [])[!+[] + !+[]];
// -> 'fail'

'1'=49

because we can prove it with c++.
1/48=49/48
0=1
1=2
1+1=3

Last edited by ideapad-320 (July 8, 2023 03:38:10)

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