( this is my first post )

SWC Daily

The ring of the bell startled the waiter in the empty tavern. A person walked through the door, looking like they’d just walked out of the forest. They looked very mysterious, and he couldn’t make out their features very well. The waiter didn’t care. It was a customer. He ran to the back to prepare a meal, but there was nothing. Nothing, besides a book. He threw the book in the blender and added a bunch of juice and flavoring, hoping it would cover the taste of paper. The person heard the commotion in the back. Suddenly, the waiter burst out and came running with a smoothie, which looked like pale green vomit. The person recoiled at the sight.

“Who wants a book smoothie!” The waiter exclaimed. The person backed up a bit more.

“No? I’ll convince you that you should have this smoothie. I’ve added a lot of flavoring so you can’t notice it’s all pages and cover.”

The person sat back down in a normal position, unimpressed by the attempt.

“Still not convinced?” The waiter scratched his messy black hair, trying to think of something. Finally, something came to him.

“It’s not just any book, my friend. IT’S THE ONE! THE ONLY! GRIMM’S FAIRY TALES! The smoothie of the great tales of the Brothers Grimm, such as, Little Red Riding Hood (actually called Little Red-Cap), Hansel and Grethel, and more! All delicious stories that’ll fill up your brain, as well as your stomach!”

The person blinked rapidly. Their face clearly showed confusion

“Huh, I still haven’t convinced you yet, have I. Well sir/miss/whatever your pronouns may be, I’ve got a special something for you.” The waiter pulled out a mysterious glowing vial. The person’s eyes widened. For the first time, they spoke.

“Is that a potion?”

“Sure is pal!” The waiter exclaimed as he poured it into the smoothie. The smoothie glowed gold for a moment, then returned to its regular vomit green color, though it looked more vibrant.

“Like I said, it’ll fill up your brain, as well as your stomach.” The waiter smiled as he lay the smoothie down in front of the person.
The person, having nothing else to do, drank the smoothie. Their eyes widened to the size of apples. Their brain was flooded with the words of the tales written by the Brothers Grimm. Vivid imagery of all their scenes and stories sprang up in his mind’s eye all at once. The waiter smiled, seeing his potion had worked.

“Drink’s on the house!” He told the person as he walked back to the bar, fantasizing of making a new product of the book smoothie.


“I wonder what other books I have in the back…”

sxwjq wrote:

November 3 daily (323 words):
Ever heard of the Sharpie Smoothie before? It’s the newest sweet drink that you can rely on to become a better student. Though the Sharpie Smoothie looks murky and repulsive, the true flavor cannot be more different than expected. As you take a sip, you can easily recognize the unique, intense flavor of the marvelous smoothie. It is reminiscent of elementary school days when classmates drew Sharpie tattoos on their hands. One’s writing skills can even be boosted with a single sniff of the spicy scent. With the fresh pop of tangy liquid on the tongue and an ice-cold cup of smoothie at the side, your fingertips will immediately be reaching for the keyboard. Before you know it, you’ll have a perfect, completed essay finished all in the matter of seconds. This is extremely beneficial for literature projects, as one taste will give you the ability to write an entire hundred thousand pages before the effect wears off. However, with great power comes great responsibility! There is a limit on how much Sharpie Smoothie you can drink. One container of Sharpie Smoothie can only be consumed once a month. This means it can only be used twelve times a year, so be cautious of how you drink it. If the amount consumed exceeds the once-a-month limit, you may have uncomfortable side effects including nausea, red eyes, insomnia, headaches, and tooth decay. Furthermore, the method of storage affects your physical state since warm Sharpie smoothies may become dangerous to ingest. The smoothie normally comes refrigerated, so you can store it in room temperature for one to two days before freezing again. Not only does the energy drink have countless benefits, but studies have also shown that students are more likely to be accepted into top schools after intake of the Sharpie Smoothie. In summary, you should try the Sharpie Smoothie for a blast to the past, heaps of energy, and cheat to writing beautifully.

ill drink that! does it make you smarter???

Stuffed Animal Smoothie #3 - minimum 300 words - 300 points +100 if shared

Stuffed Animal smoothie is delicious because it feels like cotton candy in your mouth and is so delicious. It is not that hard to make you just put the fur, stitches of thread, fluff and any other part of the animal in a blender with water and blend it. It is very delicious and feels like cotton candy in your mouth and after you finish it you will just want to keep getting more and more. With the sugar from the string and stitches it makes the smoothie sweet and very tasty! This would be my favorite drink to have and I would make it and drink it all the time. The color of it would vary depending on the color of the stuffed animal. The more fluff there is in it the more cotton candy like it will be and the more thread or string in it the sweeter it will be. Personally it is the best smoothie I have ever had because of its amazing taste. The more love you also give to the animal the better the flavor will be because if you really love the stuffed animal it will make it taste better and then you will enjoy it more. I think this smoothie is so good everyone should try this smoothie. This smoothie is also very fruity so it has a lot of flavor. One reason I like this smoothie so much is because of the flavor. I don’t like foods with not much flavor that are plain and are not as interesting as something with lots of flavor I like more. In conclusion I think this smoothie is the best smoothie because it has lots of flavor, It feels like cotton candy in your mouth, and because of all the different colors. That is why a stuffed animal smoothie is so good.

3 November 2022, daily ~ 317 words

Do you have a really annoying younger sibling? So annoying or irritating that you want to punch them everytime they say a word? Or perhaps you want to blend them to bits with some of your favourite fruit? Well, you're in luck. Introducing… the Sibling Smoothie!

Before you start telling me how a sibling smoothie would taste horrible and you don't want to drink your sibling anyways, think about it. You will have peace to write! You will never hear a little kid whining again! You never need to be kicked or pinched or blamed for doing something you totally didn't do! Most importantly, your sibling isn't just gone. He or she's inside you! That way, you can shut them up anytime you want just by simply running, jumping or some other exercise.

Sibling smoothies are also good for you. Just by taking a sip, you will inhale some of their memories, thoughts and actions. You can see who they have a crush on, when they secretly stole your hat and where they hide their candy! It's simply an amazing phenomenon!

The smoothie will taste like what your sibling ate last. beofre you blended them. Give them some candy, and the smoothie will taste like candy. Dinner tonight was pizza, your smoothie will taste like pizza. Being able to alter the flavour of your smoothie opens so many opportunities of never tried before flavours! Be careful though. I can't guarantee that you won't find any weird bits of metal depending on what they were wearing.

Now, before you blend your sibling, make sure to check the size of your blender. Siblings can be quite big to blend, so in that case, you'll want to buy our super high and ginormous technology blenders that is completely kick proof.

Will you be one of the first people in the world to try a sibling smoothie?

Daily Three
Word Count: 345

Table of Contents

*in best announcer voice*
Have you ever wished you could just eat your homework and all the information would be forever ingrained in your brain? Well, now you can! With the new Prinscaphocop Smoothie made by Delicious Concoctions, you can get all A+'s on your assignments and impress your friends at the same time! Just one bottle of our Prinscaphocop Smoothie and you will be able to memorize anything instantly! In addition to that wonderful benefit, your brain now works like a printer/scanner/photocopier. Just imagine what you want to print/scan/photocopy, open your mouth, wait approximately fifteen seconds, and soon enough papers will come shooting out! It's so simple even I can do it! But that's not the end of our Prinscaphocop Smoothie's benefits. It is also extremely healthy and guaranteed to make you more athletic. And you may think that's the end, but no! There's more! Oh so much more! With this amazing smoothie, you'll never need a pen. Drinking our smoothie alters your blood to become 98% ink! If you ever find yourself without a pen just prick your finger and you have a natural pen that's always with you! And unlike other smoothies with weird ingredients like protein powder, our Prinscaphocop Smoothie is 100% Printer/Scanner/Photocopier! That way you know what you're drinking is 100% safe. And do you have someone who annoys you? Of course, you do! We all do. Well, just open your mouth, stare them in the eye, blink rapidly three times and they will instantly have “I insulted __” tattooed on their forehead. Don't worry the tattoo is only temporary. ;) So don't waste time! Order now for only $999.99 plus tax! I promise you won't regret it! It will be the best purchase you've ever made.

What I saw: Cell Phone
Words: 456

Smoothies. Don’t you just love them? Be it pineapple, mango, strawberry, or anything in between, smoothies enjoyable for almost everyone! There are just so many flavors to choose from, how are you supposed to know which one is best for you? And even then, how on earth are you supposed to pick one when there are just so many amazing ones out there? Well my friends, I have the answer for you!

My dear friends and fellow SWCers, I am here to tell you that I have concocted the best smoothie ever to have existed. In my effort to reach this goal, I have spent countless months in the kitchen almost constantly, perfecting the recipe for a brand new smoothie, one that will dazzle your taste buds and… Are you ready for the best part? Drinking this smoothie once a day can actually help you get smarter!

Now, I’m sure you’re all wondering what on earth this smoothie is and how are you supposed to get your hands on it! And I’ll tell you! My newest creation is.. A cell phone smoothie!

Hold on now, I know what you’re thinking. But Piper! It’s a cellphone, how in the heck is that supposed to make you smarter? Were you lying to us this entire time? And my answer to that my friends is a resounding no! Of course I’m not lying to you! If you would simply allow me to explain, I will reason with you and I’m sure I can convince you to buy some cell phone smoothie!

For one, since cell phones have so much information in them, consuming them will obviously transfer all of that knowledge from the phone to you! Just think next time your friend has a question, instead of having to pull out your phone and hope you have wifi to look it up, you can just take a sip of your handy dandy cell phone smoothie and know the answer right away! You could even drink the smoothie before a big test and have all the answers in your head to help you ace it!

Now if that doesn’t convince you, this will for sure! Not only will the cell phone smoothie make you smarter (which is of course amazing), but it is also 100% GMO free, gluten & dairy free and vegan! This makes it safe for almost everyone, which means that even more people can experience the wonderful thing that is a cell phone smoothie!


Now I hope I’ve convinced you, so pre-order your cell-phone smoothie mix as soon as possible before we cell out! (See what I did there!?) I hope to see all those orders following in so that we can all be smart and healthy together!

!! This is all a joke, please don’t consume books !!

I’m here to convince you to try Faer’s Famous and Incredibly Delicious as well as Healthy Book Smoothie™️. It is clearly safe to consume and eat, because eating a page with ink that probably includes chemicals is safe, and definitely not toxic and dangerous for the human body. A book smoothie is the most delicious thing you could ever think of – from the bland, unsalted, scratchy pages, to the ink that has delicious chemicals that taste of perfectly liquid-y inkiness. Unfortunately, this recipe is so rare that you will only be able to obtain it by me – the one and only Faer. It takes about one hour to blend, and one hour to prepare and let it chill in the fridge. There is one secret ingredient that I can’t reveal, as I don’t want people to be reselling my Faer’s Famous and Incredibly Delicious as well as Healthy Book Smoothie™️. Maybe I’ll let you in on one of the most important ingredients in smoothify-ing a book! Frozen strawberries. As weird as it sounds, they are absolutely one of the most key ingredients in creating a Faer’s Famous and Incredibly Delicious as well as Healthy Book Smoothie™️. And spinach, spinach too. The green foliage is perfect in adding a touch of healthiness, especially as you consume chemicals every time you eat or drink a book. Do not fret for your health! It’s totally one hundred percent perfectly fine, I assure you. And delicious, do not forget that this is one of the most delicious smoothies you will ever try if you end up trying it. And I also can assure or promise you that you will love it, especially if I add a touch of frozen mangoes – the best of the best. Either way, hopefully I’ve convinced you to give Faer’s Famous and Incredibly Delicious as well as Healthy Book Smoothie™️ a shot (**this is a joke please don’t actually consume books like I’ve said before, it wouldn’t be good for you at all), and I’ll see you later once I come up with another “Faer’s Famous and Incredible Delicious as well as Healthy Creations”.

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Daily 3
So my smoothie is made out of my older sister Kit. And it is delicious totally delicious. Even though it is made out of my older sister Kit it is very good, it tastes a little salty, and is kind of bland, but it is really REALLY good. There is more than just my older sister Kit, but I’m probably not telling you about it. Anyway the slightly saltiness is really good with the yogurt and banana (i do not actually like yogurt). you probably wondering what the purple bits in it are, that’s my older sister Kit’s shirt in it, but do not worry, even if for some weird reason you do not like purple shirt in your smoothie it does not taste like much. It is more of a savory food then a sweet food. And it goes well with many things. I would not recommend it for people allergic to cats because it has A LOT of cat hair in it. It also has my older sister Kit’s hair in it. And it also has her pants in it of corse, and her pants are much more flavorful then her purple shirt. The pants are black and they covered in cat hair. If you find a pony tail holder in it, if you do YOU ARE AMAZING AND ARE SHOULD NOW BE THE KING OR QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or ya know you could just have a slightly soggy pony tail holder, if you want. If you stubble upon a very crunchy bit this means you have stubble upon a toe nall or finger nall it may be surprising, but it is moset totally fine. it is an wonderful and great and delicious smoothie and you should eat one. if you do not want one of these amazing and awesome smoothies then you have wasted you time reading this.

November 3rd Daily (exactly 300 words!):

Mystic’s Magical Maroon Leaf Pillow Smoothie, or MMMFLP, is the best thing you would ever taste. It may look weird at first, but don’t be shy! Take a big gulp and you would realize the absolute wonder of this smoothie! Go to your nearest Mystic’s Majestic Meal Market and order five large MMMFLPs and then grab a few dozen to take out. Ignore the bad reviews and the confused faces of the other customers as you walk by with the softest, most texture-filled, and loveliest smoothie yet! You won’t regret it, not once!
Before you look away and think this is an ad to entice you to get an overly expensive, horrible, gross piece of food, know that this is not /any/ pillow smoothie! The pillows that Mystic’s Magical Maroon Leaf Pillow Smoothie uses are specially imported from the best pillow makers ever! You won’t find these special pillows anywhere else in any other smoothie. It is exclusively used here in Mystic’s Majestic Meal Market, nowhere else.
The first feeling that you would experience when drinking the MMMFLP is the taste the marvelous texture of the finely stitched threads of the beautiful leaf patterns. After you start to enjoy it for a second, you would suddenly feel the soft and cozy feeling of the cotton stuffing. During that process, a subtle metallic feeling of the zipper comes in. All of the feelings mixed together would form a special, unique, and delicious drink.
Since this is made of a special pillow, it aids in feeling cozy and warm on those restless, freezing days. During the summer, the coziness and the settling in feeling would help you calm down and focus. No matter what season, what day, and what time it is, Mystic’s Magical Maroon Leaf Pillow Smoothie would be the best!

ew this is so bad I'm not funny at all lmao

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November 3 Daily

The Monopoly Smoothie

There’s only so much boredom that the human body can handle before something must be done about it. In these moments of utter dullness, we turn to anything, anything at all that can keep us captivated long enough to ward off the monotony. And often times that thing just so happens to be Monopoly. At first you think it sounds like a good idea, and the game even feels fun at first. You make your way around the board, picking up properties as you go.

But this fun is short lived, and you’re quite quickly reminded about the truth about monopoly. It’s the most boring game known to man and merely just a sad reflection of capitalism at its worst. You start to realise that monopoly has made you more bored then felt in the first place. Afterall, they’re called ‘board’ games for a reason.

As the hours dwindle past, your money pile lowers as you commence the slow, painful, crawl towards bankruptcy. You sit there, feeling possibly the most miserable you’ve ever felt in your life, begging, praying for an escape.

I’m here today to put an end to this. I’m here to stop all boring monopoly games and make family game nights fun again. I’m here to change the world. And it is with great honour that I introduce to you, the one, the only, Monopoly Smoothie!

The Monopoly Smoothie allows you to enjoy a tasty treat while permanently exterminating monopoly from your household. Simply put the board, money, hotels, game pieces and a little milk or water into the blender, turn it on and watch the magic happen!

The metallic game pieces give the smoothie a delicious, signature flavour as well as giving the smoothie key nutrients and minerals. The cardboard and paper also give the smoothie a smooth texture that reminds you of childhood. It tastes like money and most importantly, sweet, sweet revenge.

Go get yourself a Monopoly smoothie today. Now also available at your local Mc Donald’s.

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“ Quick! Look directly to your right - what is the first object you see? Congratulations, it's now the main ingredient in your Object Smoothie! Write 300 words persuading your fellow campers that your smoothie is actually delicious for 300 points. An extra 100 points if you share your writing! ”

Do you ever got bored of the ordinary, constantly used flavours of smoothies? You can buy green smoothies (with spinach, kale and other greens), or perhaps a fruit smoothie at any time. In fact, you can make such smoothies yourself, if you have the right equipment and ingredients. Our carefully-produced brand will give you that extra spice (and bragging rights) that make healthy smoothies look useless in contrast.

Our smoothie is made from only the finest, exotic ingredients, scavenged from all over the world to bring delight to your very mouth. If you've ever wanted such a premium smoothie experience, our chain stores are truly the place to go: there is one in every major city on the planet, and finding it means that you get to use your brain, which is a benefit of our smoothie in itself – brain exercise. If you do happen to be intrigued and you want to know more about our brand name and signature smoothie ingredients, then read on! To anyone else, we don't apologise whatsoever for wasting your precious time – in fact, you looking at this advertisement is only holding back others who would gladly want our smoothies.

You may know us as the Supreme Smoothie Sellers (or SSS, for short), and you may have seen our stores in your local mall or shopping centre. We can be distinguished from our competitors from our brilliant marketing campaigns and our bright colours and advertisements. In fact, you may be reading this from inside one of our stores, in which case you should say hello to the employee working there and purchase our most expensive smoothie, (you know, just to make up for the fact that we had to print this ad out for your benefit).

Speaking of smoothies, it is time to introduce you to our newest addition in our shops! We have already explained that your smoothies stand out from our competitors as a vibrant and new way of making smoothies. This means that our ingredients are sourced carefully and are used differently than how others might use them. However, we haven't had a case of food-poisoning in quite a while and this is proof that our smoothies are now being tested before being sold. You can believe us when we say that our smoothies are certainly an experience that you will never forget.

Our newest smoothie, the Forget-Me-Not Spectacular, is the product of many years of hard work, trying to find the best blend of ingredients for your tastes. It consists of many exotic fruits and ingredients and is made in high-quality areas with extreme cleanliness. No ingredients have been exposed to anything other than ice and air, and they are carefully cleaned and washed before being used in the smoothie. This smoothie aims to leave a permanent stamp on your memory (and taste buds) and we want to make it an experience special enough for you to return to after a month or so and contemplate on. Without further ado, here is our short and sweet blurb of the Forget-Me-Not Spectacular:

Made with the finest ingredients, the Forgot-Me-Not smoothie aims to keep your memory fresh. The instructions are as follows: you will be given a smoothie heaped high with ice-cream and whatever fruit you choose, as well as one topping, and you can marvel at that for a moment before we give you a sticky note and a pen. You will write your goals for the day onto the note and then the worker will grind the note up and sneak it into your smoothie. Therefore, you will now permanently remember those goals and have a delightful culinary experience nonetheless. Warning: the smoothie may contain paper and/or dairy.

If that doesn't entice you, we don't know what will! This smoothie is delightfully delicious and fills one of your five-a-day, fruit-wise. Hopefully you stop by and purchase this drink soon!

(650 words – i like smoothies)

《 ——— Amethyst’s Writing Thread ——— 》

❝ Success is not final, failure is not fatal; It is the courage to continue that counts ❞

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Dailies

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Daily 3
If you ever hear a blending sound, you should look up with delight and hope. You should imagine a beautiful mixture of an exquisitely stitched, colourful thing full of carbohydrates and fibres, that roll over your tongue with ease. You should feel your fingers longingly itching towards the nearest cup, desperate for a taste.
Yes, am now officially presenting the beautiful eggplant-berry-patterned-bean-bag-object-smoothie-thingy-woah-this-is-long, or EBPBOSTWTIL for short!
An exclusively new, well-crafted drink, EBPBOSTWTIL will take you through a whirlwind tour of deliciousness only mangoes rival, and a wild thirst for more that only my dog Koko’s adorable puppy eyes can compete with. You can make a gram, or you can make a thousand tonnes, this drink will suit all! Need to bribe someone? Use EBPBOSTWTIL! Need to use a loving, baby voice to your dog and give them the treats they deserve? Use EBPBOSTWTIL! EBPBOSTWTIL suits all creatures, human and canine, young and old, and sends you on a rampage to fill your cups and drink EBPBOSTWTIL until you fall asleep into dreams of pure delight, of riding on eggplants as you face through a bean-filled wonderland and visit villages with apartments as plastic grapes, a human face popping out from every sphere.
Mixing it with a bit of milk is even better! The milk will add a touch of creamy goodness to the EBPBOSTWTIL that could never be achieved by itself.
The carbohydrates will perform wonders for your digestive system, building its strength, whilst the taste of EBPBOSTWTIL will make your tastebuds cry out with joy. As you sip this delicious drink anywhere - in a shopping centre, at school, in a dog park - you will find yourself the centre of attention as everyone crowds around you, asking for a tiny sip…
You may also find a tiny piece of dog fur on their. Well, the fact is this dog fur comes exclusively from one of, if not the most adorable dog in the world, Koko~

Note: A slight side effect is that you will have a TINY bit of indigestion after consumption

(I actually saw Koko on the beanbag when I looked to my right, but I couldn’t bring myself to make a Koko smoothie-)
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Daily 4

Everything except the road trip part is completely true; I've just changed the names of the people ;')

Lyrics:
People change like the tides in the ocean
At least I think, or am I dead wrong?
Foot on the brake at the light I don’t notice
I sit and wait til the next song
20 hours, in an old van
Up the east coast, through the cold wind
Drove 20 hours, but its hopeless,
Up the east coast; what a roadtrip
Cursed Lyrics (AKA The Google Translated Lyrics)
People change like water
At least I'm wondering if I'm wrong.
Foot on the car, on the light I didn't see
I sat and waited for the next song
20 hours in the old car
from the east, in cold air
20 hours sailing
In the eastern part there is a journey

Silently, I brushed aside salty tears. My sadness yawned in me like an abyss, swallowing my life spirit and my personality and everything that came with… well, being me. I looked outside, my eyes blurred from rubbing them so hard. I was in the eastern part of Australia, dragged along by her parents on a road trip. They couldn’t have chosen a better and worse time.
My mind trudged along happy memories, of his light smile, his flickers of kindness, his outstanding intelligence. I remembered glancing at him and remembered finding him looking at me. I remembered the bursts of warmth in me. I remember every time my teacher said “Isaac”, something inside me would squeeze excitedly.
I also remembered what happened not too long ago. Hugging myself in the freezing, unusual late-October winds. I remembered Natalie talking to me excitedly, glancing at Isaac. Natalie was kind, she was popular in my friend group, and she was very cool. She was also a school captain.
But Isaac was the male school captain.

I remember Natalie pulling me aside. I remember her lips opening to a wide smile as she told me, “I can’t keep it in any longer- oh my gosh- I’m going out with Isaac – don’t tell anyone!”
I remember clasping my mouth in shock, in genuine shock. Of course, she didn’t know that I had a… well… crush on him, so it obviously wasn’t to make me feel terrible, but I couldn’t stop the wave of disbelief and anger crashing through me. They had seemed like friends, not… Horror ploughed straight through me, but I just managed to force out a “wow”.

I shoved my hand in my face and listened as the radio put a triumphant ending to the worst musical piece I had heard in a while, and impatiently waited for the next song. It was easy for me to get lost in music; it was one of the few things I could do to drown my sadness. The way he continuously glanced at me… I was so sure…
Violet had groaned when I talked to her about it. She was quite rude about it, to tell the truth. She kept saying “get over it”, when the obvious truth is, no, it’s not that easy.
People change a lot, don’t they, like ripples in water. Violet changed for the worse. Isaac changed in a horrible way, but it wasn’t his fault.
At least, I think they changed. Lately I’d been wondering whether I was wrong; wrong about everything I believed in. Perhaps those glances Isaac gave me were a coincidence…
It wasn’t true, and I knew it.
The old car roared along. It had easily been 20 hours since my family set out from Brisbane. They had enthused “It’s a journey!” when I had objected to the idea of being stuck in this ancient thing for nearly a whole day.
It did, however, let me sink into the pit of despair and stay silent for hours at a time without my parents pestering me about what was wrong. The now-familiar desolate feeling of bland hopelessness weighed down my shoulders and I wiped aside another tear.
This road trip was obviously going to take a long, long time.

656 words

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Weeklies

*casually procrastinating*

Daily for horror:
Object : a book
What if someone walked up to you, and told you that you could literally drink a book. That would probably be the weirdest thing ever, but it’s real! I present to you, the book smoothie, a way to enjoy books in a way that is not reading! The flavour of this delicious beverage varies from book to book, a fairy tale smoothie would have a sweet and mild taste, while a horror book would have the same taste, just stronger. The smoothie is cool and refreshing, but can be heated up to make the best hot drink for any season! The smooth and creamy texture of this delicious, scrumptious taste will make you wanna sing, dance and read, all at the same time! This is the trendiest and most popular drink of the season, and no books were harmed in the making of it. Hurry up and go to your nearest shopping mall, walmart or 7 eleven and buy this delight for a very cheap price! Oh! But I forgot to tell you, it smells exactly like fresh new books in a library, is that not tempting you? Well I don’t know what else will, because this delicious ambrosial, appetising, delicious, yummy, scrumptious, mouth watering, palatable, exquisite and amazing drink.

We extract books, old or new- from every corner of the world and turn them into delectable delights for you to enjoy for a very cheap price. Our latest product, creates smoothies out of the up and coming thriller books, and needless to say it is the most amazing thing you will have. The outcome of years of hard working and experimenting is a delicious and cold smoothie, topped with hot chocolate! Another one of our items is the amazing bestseller, The Book Club! It contains a bunch of books with contradicting flavours join together to make a flamboyant drink you will love!

Was this enough to convince you? I hope so! Take the time to walk to the nearest shopping center and buy our super cheap and delicious smoothies!

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Pillow, oh humble pillow. You are green, a deep beautiful green. What is your flavor? Green apple? Cucumber? Lettuce? Oh how bad I wish to know….

HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE “EVERYTHING SMOOTHIE SHOP” OUR SPECIAL TODAY IS THE MYSTERIOUS GREEN PILLOW!

We present in all of it's glory the “Mysterious Green Pillow Smoothie”. We found this pillow in a cool location. We don't know it's flavor or what lies inside. Wanna find out? Come, just take a tiny sip! What? No? You want the song and dance? Marty, hit the lights!

*in song* It's bright and green, so good it's mean! It'll leave you wanting more. Hurry up, it's your chance. You've got a song and dance! Tell me, do you need more? It's one day only, at the store. As I said, oh you ‘ll want more. I can’t quite describe, but we've got nothing to hide. I think you're really gonna love it!

Have you enjoyed this hodge podge of persuasive text? I truly believe that you should consider purchasing a Mysterious Green Smoothie. It’s a very enjoyable experience, the way the indescribable taste just DANCES on your tongue. Your taste buds seem to… sing. I have little left to say about this marvelous creation, the Mysterious Green Smoothie. It’s not complicated at all. It’s almost as brainless as this…. Story? It won’t take long at all. In fact, as soon as you check out, it will seem the smoothie has disappeared and you will be left with an interesting taste echoing in your mouth. You will be back for another. And now is the best time because it’s one day only, and that one day is today. This might be your only chance. So what do you say? Come, come, step into my shop. Here, that’ll be $1.15. Go on, drink it. It’s good, isn’t it. Yes, another I assume? Ah, yes.

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DAILY NOVEMBER 3!

The Smoothie Market has been known for it's delicious (and a little addicting) assortment of smoothies. From mango smoothies to cotton candy smoothie, today we present Rotten Apple Smoothies. It does sound weird, yes, but it's really not!
Every year, a lot of apples are thrown in the trash and they rot. So, instead of letting them rot like that, we decided to make something new out of it!
After a lot of purifying, the apples were absolutely clean, so there's no need to worry about germs!
The smoothie is overload with creamy texture and amazing taste for amazing people!
This drink is to help reduce the amount of trash and make into something new and innovative, like a smoothie! It's not at all true that once fruits rot, they can't be made into something new!
With a mixture of other delicious ingredients (though the main ingredient is rotten apples) this smoothie is going to give you a go at very purified rotten apple and other varieties of ingredients tjat are used in a smoothie!
It works well with sweet treats (preferable apple pie, of course) and it's great for your health too! Apples give you a lot of nutrients, and so does a rotten apple!
As well as sweet treats, you can get some ice added in it too to give it a cool and refreshing feel. And there's a special ingredient too: Home-made apple-flavoured sprinkles, and some apple syrup too!
(And another special apple topping is Apple-shaped whipped cream and that too in an apple-shaped glass!)
The colour theme is totally decidable too! For example, if you want it pink, your Rotten-Apple smoothie will be pink! There's rainbow too! (with a cute little cloud).
Healthy, delicious, good-looking and colourful, this apple smoothie is something you have to try!

daily 3 - object smoothie
object: thank-you cards
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Hello, reader.
I know that by now you may have mindlessly scrolled by dozens upon dozens of pieces just like this one, all those arrogant campers practically shoving every last drop of their so-called “smoothies” down your throat and not caring a thing about if you truly enjoyed it, if you, the reader, genuinely cared.
And that’s exactly where my smoothie-a true delicacy, not some suspicious imposter-is different. Blended in with real, organic thank-you cards as its main ingredient, its claim to fame is something that I guarantee you nobody else can say: it cares. I care. Everything that was even involved with it, every particle of smoothie that you will drink (of your own accord, of course-I would die before stooping down to the level of those who forcefully feed you any ‘smoothie’) cares.
Now that you know this, try sticking around for a bit. If you’re not already eager to taste the delicious thank-you card smoothie, at least hear out my remaining claims (but feel free to leave, of course, if you truly think this is not for you). Because my smoothie has yet another aspect making it even more superior than anyone else’s-it really is delicious, and even if I ramble to you all about kindness and caring for a whole hour longer, there are still many whom I presume are reading this, people who-rightfully so-would not consider taking a sip until they know not only that but are sure that it additionally tastes good. And this smoothie does.
If you’ve ever tasted a thank-you card before, I’d expect you’d already be drinking it-but if not, or if you have not yet been blessed with the chance to eat such a food, let me explain. The thank-you card is a most peculiar, yet still very delicious, type of food: once you have had one, you will agree that nothing could possibly taste better than the light crunch of paper alongside the sweet taste of thanksgiving and kindness. And mixed into a smoothie, along with even more of only the best agreements, there cannot possibly be anything still stopping you from walking over and taking a sip of the unique, exquisite, thank-you card smoothie.