//Bubble Boy\\

Blue-Water Childrens Hospital ID Card
Patient: Noah Stern
Age:14
DOB: Dec 14 2007
Admitted: Dec 17 2007
Blood Type AB
Condition: Allergic to humans.

Hello My name is Noah i am 14 years old and i am being forced to write this letter for some stupid fundraiser or holiday thing to kids in other hospitals. My birthday is December 14 and I have been stuck in this human hamster wheel/bubble since I was born. You see I am allergic to humans so I was put in this human bubble of purgatory and will probably be stuck here until I die funny right? You’re probably wherever you are because you had a cold that went out of hand. No one cares. I’m known as Bubble Boy in Hell's waiting area, also known as Blue-Water Childrens Hostpital.To put it simply Blue-Water looks like a daycare but with the stagnant smell of dried lemony chemical flavored floor cleaner. Would it even be called a flavor because most things that have to do with flavor are food and unless you're like me who is so bored they might as well drink floor cleaner for fun it shouldnt be associated with food. Whoever designed the interior for the place was not in his right mind because clearly he thinks a giraffe is a fish because there is a flipping giraffe sticker in the aquarium themed room but not in the savannah themed room. But in the savannah room there is a parrot sticker. Who designed these? I luckily got to pick my room after they stopped testing me for different things and poking with sharp things with full hazmat suits on like I was radioactive. I was not radioactive, thanks for asking. The only one that didn’t look like a nursery was a cave themed room. There's a spider sticker on the wall which I have named Todd. Todd is the only reason I haven't lost it yet. Or maybe i already have i dont know anymore. Anyways the nurses told me i have to tell you what my life is like in or how much i love ‘The beautiful place of Blue-Water’ blah blah blah. Yea right i can explain my life in one word that sums it up perfectly. Torture. The only way people can interact with me is by the built in gloves my purgatory bubble has built in. Those gloves are so thick you’d think they were used for falconry or something. Falconry is cool. I like birds. And spiders like Todd. Or if your doctor or a nurse coming in to do testing you’re in a full hazmat suit. Which I think is a bit overkill. I’m only allergic to human skin. I'm not radioactive. Although I usually prefer to be left alone, I talk to people or other patients sometimes. They're always boring. No Stacy, I don't care that you gave your barbie a haircut. I hope all its hair falls off and it’s not gonna grow back. No James i dont care about your balloon dog i will pop it and throw it in the trash. I don’t really have a lot of friends because of my condition but do I care? No. There's a girl in the room next to me. No, I don't like her in any way shape or form. She’s annoying. Shame on you for thinking that. I have no idea why she’s here nor do I care but she thinks that she can communicate with me by hitting the wall in a certain pattern like its morse code or something. This may have worked if i A. Knew what the code was B. knew how to decode it or C. I actually cared which i really don’t. What's up with her? I don't know either nor care really. I don’t care about a lot of things. I'm not allowed to leave my bubble purgatory at all. As i said before Torture. I was allowed to leave when I was 7 or 8-ish. I was walking around when a person walked by me and i had a ’serious’ allergic reaction. In what world is having your skin become red and itchy a ’serious’ allergic reaction. You’d think my lungs popped or my head exploded or something. But no and after that I wasn't allowed to leave purgatory. I still hate and searching for the person who caused my reaction and forced me to stay in this stupid bubble hell until I die. You may be thinking if you're so bored in Blue Water why don’t you watch TV? The only TV shows that they let us watch is PBS or Cartoon Network among other baby and toddler shows. I am 14, not 4. Those things don’t entertain me. I’m not allowed to watch any shows for my age group. So I mostly just sit around talking to Todd or I play games on my phone. I can’t text anyone because since I was born I have been here. What am I supposed to do? Text the nurse. ‘Hey, I'm bored, wanna play video games?’ No, I am not doing that. Ever. I mainly just play trending mobile games that are actually kinda bad but the bugs are covered up by social media viralness. Did you know that Blue Water was once viral online because one of the doctors won jeopardy and donated everything he got to the hospital. I mean why would you do that? You just got tens of thousands of dollars and you just give it away. You don’t just put it into a bank account and let it collect interest and get more money and then retire?I can’t even go to Fresh Hills Community Hospital also known as FHCH because whoever made the name just discovered words and wanted to use as many as they could. Here I'll make a hospital name using this simple formula: Serene Adjective + Nature related Nouns + way too many also nature related Filler words + Hostpital. I got Grey Rock Mountain View Senior Hostpital. I got 6 words. Beat that HA! Anyways back to FHCH the hospital with way too many words in its name. I can’t go there because I'm not 18 yet. Can’t wait till 4 years pass. And because I'm 14 not 18 I am stuck in this cursed lemon cleaning chemical and medical equipment sanitizer smelling daycare and prison hybrid. I hate it here and I hate my bubble purgatory. The only things i like here are Todd and the Donuts they have in the cafeteria on sundays. Can you believe I have never been outside? I can only see what's outside the hospital through my window. Sometimes when i get REALLY bored i want the people that walk by on the boardwalk that i can see from my window because the hospital is right next to the ocean that's how Hells waiting area got its name. BlueWater Chlidrens Hospital. The most people that i have seen was 10000. That was for some parade they were having that day. The least that i saw was 4 that was when it was in a blizzard. Dont ask me why they were walking on the boardwalk when there was a blizzard. I honestly have no idea. The boardwalk was frozen over and they nearly fell like 5 times. It was actually kinda funny though. I wonder why they decided to build a hospital next to the ocean. What happens if there's a tsunami or a hurricane? The hospital is located in what we call Medical Valley. Its big cul de sac where all the medical buildings in the Village are except for FHCH and a couple small doctors offices. Medical Valley has mostly emergency places. There's Blue Water obviously a Dentist's office a Cosmetic/ Reconstructive surgery ‘Office?” a Radiology place. I have no idea what Radiology even is. Does it have to do with radios? There's a Children's doctor not to be confused with Childrens Hospital. Blue Water already stole that spot. There's also a senior center even though it doesn’t count as a medical setting. Or does it. I don’t know. There is also a physical therapy place called New Me. I saw a lot of old people and people with broken bones and casts on. It looked like a cheap yoga room complete with the medicine balls there. There are some other buildings but i dont know what there called or what they do. Anyways back to BlueWater Childrens Hospital. Most of the nurses are nice except when they take me to do testing. The only one I don’t like is named Maria. She has a daughter that's my age and decided to try to force me and her tobe friends even though we had nothing in common. She said I was anti-social and didn’t socialize enough. Ok Maria you try having a social life when you're stuck in a bubble, can’t leave the hospital and have short or zero visiting hours You try being social under those conditions. Plus I have Todd. He is my social life. Here's a tip for adults. If you try to introduce us to someone to try to make us friends, if we’re over the age of 10 it's not gonna work. Especially if we have NOTHING in common. She liked Dogs. Dogs are the worst creatures in the world. She liked writing stories and letters. I don’t like to write at all as you can see i am being forced to do this. They never said this stupid letter was not mandatory but its mandatory for me? Huh? Why was I forced to write this but no one else was? Were you forced to write a letter? Why do the letters have to have a minimum word count. I am handwriting this who is gonna manually count every single word that i write. If i have to count them. Which I am not. Can’t I just lie about it. Also would it work if i just wrote the same word over and over again? Why? Why? Why? Why? Ok i got bored of that but whatever. I’m pretty sure no one is gonna hand count these words nor manually type it into a computer to count it that way. So I think that they only said the word count so we. We mean `` I because this is something I would do. Wouldn’t just write two to three sentences and submit it like that because we can never do the easy way out. Blah blah blah. I hate every single inspirational sentence. Because A. They sound cheesy or B. there just downright dumn I can take the easy way out if i want to. Because i do what i want when ever i want. Except for leaving the Purgatory Bubble. I want to leave but I can't because ‘it's too dangerous’ yada yada yada so what? I’d rather be able to breathe air without it having the plastic pool inflatable smell but it does have ventilation i guess. I wonder if i were able to take this dumn bubble in a pool somehow would it float? It’d be pretty cool if it did. I guess that would be the only cool thing about this purgatory. Have you been able to figure out that ‘Purgatory’ is my favorite way to describe Blue Water Childrens Hostpital. And the bubble? Also purgatory. Everything here is purgatory. Literally everything. Except maybe Todd. And also the sunday donuts. I like the sunday donuts. Especially the ones with the chocolate frosting. Why do I keep getting off track? Meh. I’d rather talk about the sunday donuts than whatever they tell me to write about.
Anyways, I have stopped caring about this. I never did in the first place who cares. I am ending this here. Now i have to sign my name because they told me to. Anyways don’t write back
Noah Stern
Patient at Blue Water Childrens Hospital.