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- AAlanScratch
- Scratcher
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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild *Spoiler Warning*
How can I like a post? This looks amazing. After almost a full year, I finally changed my desktop background:
I don't talk here anymore, I honestly have some bad memories here arguing with people here and people thinking I'm weird for openly being bisexual. Go to my profile to check where I'm doing now. I really wish people would forgive me for my horrible mistakes when I check back here.
- lachlanatbakewell
- Scratcher
500+ posts
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild *Spoiler Warning*
“NOW I GOTTA LIVE WITH BOKOBLINS FOR A DAY, HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND!”“and then max out my sick stealth armor”“and then cry again”“and now I gotta upgrade it!”“Now I gotta buy a house”“Wait, I need to cry about my dead friends when I sleep tonight.”“Now I gotta beat some weird thunder thing.”“Sorry gotta talk to my dead fish girlfriend's spirit for a second hold up”“And I gotta fight some monk guy for a sweet ride or whatever”“yeah, sorry Zelda, but there are 900 Korok seeds out there that need to be saved first.”“LINK!!! I'M DYING!!! PLEASE JUST DEFEAT GANON!!! AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING GIRLS CLOTHING???”(yeah, I guess that IS what i said . . .)“Link, you need to hurry. You need to save Hyrule from Ganon, you are our only hope.”Link? What the- WHY ARE YOU CARRYING A CUCCO?????? THIS IS NO TIME FOR CHICKENS! hmm, what? you are doing someone in kakriko village a favor? WELP HE'S GONNA HAFTA WAIT! WE HAVE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS HERE!“And Link, for Hylia's sake, PUT ON A SHIRT!!!”“I mean that's a nice house you've got there BUT YOU HAVE TO HURRY”ROFL!Happy Switchaversary/BreathOfTheWildersary“Hurry, Link! Zelda's power is fading, and at this point, it's been 101 years!”
Zelda, Please wait. I need to do EVERYTHING before I fight Ganon.
Just a weirdo who chills here from time to time.
- -ColorMaster-
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild *Spoiler Warning*
“Yo Zelda, check out these 50 different ways I can fall into Death Moutain!”“NOW I GOTTA LIVE WITH BOKOBLINS FOR A DAY, HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND!”“and then max out my sick stealth armor”“and then cry again”“and now I gotta upgrade it!”“Now I gotta buy a house”“Wait, I need to cry about my dead friends when I sleep tonight.”“Now I gotta beat some weird thunder thing.”“Sorry gotta talk to my dead fish girlfriend's spirit for a second hold up”“And I gotta fight some monk guy for a sweet ride or whatever”“yeah, sorry Zelda, but there are 900 Korok seeds out there that need to be saved first.”“LINK!!! I'M DYING!!! PLEASE JUST DEFEAT GANON!!! AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING GIRLS CLOTHING???”(yeah, I guess that IS what i said . . .)“Link, you need to hurry. You need to save Hyrule from Ganon, you are our only hope.”Link? What the- WHY ARE YOU CARRYING A CUCCO?????? THIS IS NO TIME FOR CHICKENS! hmm, what? you are doing someone in kakriko village a favor? WELP HE'S GONNA HAFTA WAIT! WE HAVE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS HERE!“And Link, for Hylia's sake, PUT ON A SHIRT!!!”“I mean that's a nice house you've got there BUT YOU HAVE TO HURRY”ROFL!Happy Switchaversary/BreathOfTheWildersary“Hurry, Link! Zelda's power is fading, and at this point, it's been 101 years!”
Zelda, Please wait. I need to do EVERYTHING before I fight Ganon.
Just a baseball nerd with an absurdist sense of humor.
creator of more than 7 posts, each one stupider than the one before
- -ColorMaster-
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild *Spoiler Warning*
I know, I was actually a little surprised myself by how clean it looksHow can I like a post? This looks amazing. After almost a full year, I finally changed my desktop background:
Here are some other ones that'd probably look pretty cool
The box art
This one
A fitting in game screenshot
One of the title art concept pieces
This one would probably need some rearranging since it's essentially a square as of now, so it'd stretch it out, but could look super clean if figured out
Just a baseball nerd with an absurdist sense of humor.
creator of more than 7 posts, each one stupider than the one before
- lachlanatbakewell
- Scratcher
500+ posts
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild *Spoiler Warning*
“Not only that, but check out all the different ways a lynel can kill me!”“Yo Zelda, check out these 50 different ways I can fall into Death Moutain!”“NOW I GOTTA LIVE WITH BOKOBLINS FOR A DAY, HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND!”“and then max out my sick stealth armor”“and then cry again”“and now I gotta upgrade it!”“Now I gotta buy a house”“Wait, I need to cry about my dead friends when I sleep tonight.”“Now I gotta beat some weird thunder thing.”“Sorry gotta talk to my dead fish girlfriend's spirit for a second hold up”“And I gotta fight some monk guy for a sweet ride or whatever”“yeah, sorry Zelda, but there are 900 Korok seeds out there that need to be saved first.”“LINK!!! I'M DYING!!! PLEASE JUST DEFEAT GANON!!! AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING GIRLS CLOTHING???”(yeah, I guess that IS what i said . . .)“Link, you need to hurry. You need to save Hyrule from Ganon, you are our only hope.”Link? What the- WHY ARE YOU CARRYING A CUCCO?????? THIS IS NO TIME FOR CHICKENS! hmm, what? you are doing someone in kakriko village a favor? WELP HE'S GONNA HAFTA WAIT! WE HAVE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS HERE!“And Link, for Hylia's sake, PUT ON A SHIRT!!!”“I mean that's a nice house you've got there BUT YOU HAVE TO HURRY”ROFL!Happy Switchaversary/BreathOfTheWildersary“Hurry, Link! Zelda's power is fading, and at this point, it's been 101 years!”
Zelda, Please wait. I need to do EVERYTHING before I fight Ganon.
Just a weirdo who chills here from time to time.
- AAlanScratch
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild *Spoiler Warning*
I thought of the best idea yet.
Throwing mighty bananas into Death Mountain!
Throwing mighty bananas into Death Mountain!
I don't talk here anymore, I honestly have some bad memories here arguing with people here and people thinking I'm weird for openly being bisexual. Go to my profile to check where I'm doing now. I really wish people would forgive me for my horrible mistakes when I check back here.
- Programmer1121
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild *Spoiler Warning*
“Ooooh! I have simply been doing nothing for a few weeks. Now I need to start over but do it in Master Mode since I forgot to take pictures of the Ganon’s and I’m upset at myself.”“Not only that, but check out all the different ways a lynel can kill me!”“Yo Zelda, check out these 50 different ways I can fall into Death Moutain!”“NOW I GOTTA LIVE WITH BOKOBLINS FOR A DAY, HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND!”“and then max out my sick stealth armor”“and then cry again”“and now I gotta upgrade it!”“Now I gotta buy a house”“Wait, I need to cry about my dead friends when I sleep tonight.”“Now I gotta beat some weird thunder thing.”“Sorry gotta talk to my dead fish girlfriend's spirit for a second hold up”“And I gotta fight some monk guy for a sweet ride or whatever”“yeah, sorry Zelda, but there are 900 Korok seeds out there that need to be saved first.”“LINK!!! I'M DYING!!! PLEASE JUST DEFEAT GANON!!! AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING GIRLS CLOTHING???”(yeah, I guess that IS what i said . . .)“Link, you need to hurry. You need to save Hyrule from Ganon, you are our only hope.”Link? What the- WHY ARE YOU CARRYING A CUCCO?????? THIS IS NO TIME FOR CHICKENS! hmm, what? you are doing someone in kakriko village a favor? WELP HE'S GONNA HAFTA WAIT! WE HAVE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS HERE!“And Link, for Hylia's sake, PUT ON A SHIRT!!!”“I mean that's a nice house you've got there BUT YOU HAVE TO HURRY”ROFL!Happy Switchaversary/BreathOfTheWildersary“Hurry, Link! Zelda's power is fading, and at this point, it's been 101 years!”
Zelda, Please wait. I need to do EVERYTHING before I fight Ganon.
My Artwork!
We never notice all the green around us until the season’s passed.
We never long for the world to slow down until it goes by too fast,
If everything plays a grander part in a fate we’ll never meet,
Is my destiny to fade away, have a goal I’ll never reach?
We never listen for the songs around us the sound is still.
We never see what our life is worth, and perhaps we never will…
If everything plays a grander part in a fate we’ll never meet,
I will not let my days slip away, I will rise up on two feet.
And I’ll be complete.
If I could rewind, change my mind and do it all again
With all the answers ahead of me, and know how it would all end.
Would I make the same choice, like before I knew.
That our destinies were tied, to each other and it was me and you.
One not two
If I could rewind, change my mind and do it all again
With all the answers ahead of me, and know how it would all end.
Would I make the same choice, like before I knew.
That our destinies were tied, to each other and it was me and you.
One not two
- DaEpikDude
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild *Spoiler Warning*
SNIP. PLEASE.“Ooooh! I have simply been doing nothing for a few weeks. Now I need to start over but do it in Master Mode since I forgot to take pictures of the Ganon’s and I’m upset at myself.”“Not only that, but check out all the different ways a lynel can kill me!” -snip-
“Yo Zelda, check out these 50 different ways I can fall into Death Moutain!”
And all the world over, each nation's the same,
They've simply no notion of playing the game.
They argue with umpires, they cheer when they've won,
And they practice beforehand, which ruins the fun!
- AAlanScratch
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild *Spoiler Warning*
“Let me waste my time throwing snowballs to get rupees, oh my goddess.”“Ooooh! I have simply been doing nothing for a few weeks. Now I need to start over but do it in Master Mode since I forgot to take pictures of the Ganon’s and I’m upset at myself.”Happy Switchaversary/BreathOfTheWildersary“Hurry, Link! Zelda's power is fading, and at this point, it's been 101 years!”
I don't talk here anymore, I honestly have some bad memories here arguing with people here and people thinking I'm weird for openly being bisexual. Go to my profile to check where I'm doing now. I really wish people would forgive me for my horrible mistakes when I check back here.
- -ColorMaster-
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild *Spoiler Warning*
“Let me also eat 50 steaks at once and still have these SWEET muscles”“Let me waste my time throwing snowballs to get rupees, oh my goddess.”“Ooooh! I have simply been doing nothing for a few weeks. Now I need to start over but do it in Master Mode since I forgot to take pictures of the Ganon’s and I’m upset at myself.”Happy Switchaversary/BreathOfTheWildersary“Hurry, Link! Zelda's power is fading, and at this point, it's been 101 years!”
Just a baseball nerd with an absurdist sense of humor.
creator of more than 7 posts, each one stupider than the one before
- GraduateScratchy
- Scratcher
500+ posts
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild *Spoiler Warning*
Oh, hi. I didn't know this forum existed until now! We (my family) only picked it up in late April again, having stopped thanks to the Necluda Lynel and now having slain TWENTY-FOUR of their kind.
I have a slight obsession with them now help me- no, don't
I'm overjoyed to find this group!
I have a slight obsession with them now help me- no, don't
I'm overjoyed to find this group!
hmmmst I need a good quote
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- -ColorMaster-
- Scratcher
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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild *Spoiler Warning*
Sweet dude, welcome to the club Oh, hi. I didn't know this forum existed until now! We (my family) only picked it up in late April again, having stopped thanks to the Necluda Lynel and now having slain TWENTY-FOUR of their kind.
I have a slight obsession with them now help me- no, don't
I'm overjoyed to find this group!
I haven't picked up the game in a few months (Been playing Animal Crossing instead), and honestly don't really plan on it too soon since when I tried playing it a second time it just wasn't really THAT fun. Glad your family enjoys it though (for mine it's just me, and occasionally my sister)
Just a baseball nerd with an absurdist sense of humor.
creator of more than 7 posts, each one stupider than the one before
- go88
- Scratcher
96 posts
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild *Spoiler Warning*
"Bad news, Princess - just got invited to Smash again. Looks like you'll have to wait a little longer."“Let me also eat 50 steaks at once and still have these SWEET muscles”“Let me waste my time throwing snowballs to get rupees, oh my goddess.”“Ooooh! I have simply been doing nothing for a few weeks. Now I need to start over but do it in Master Mode since I forgot to take pictures of the Ganon’s and I’m upset at myself.”Happy Switchaversary/BreathOfTheWildersary“Hurry, Link! Zelda's power is fading, and at this point, it's been 101 years!”
Lego City Undercover is a good game go play it
- AAlanScratch
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild *Spoiler Warning*
“Guess what, I'm with a different princess who has the same name as you, and I'm with a different Ganon who's a Gerudo. Also, I'm with lots of different people and there's this one guy who looks like Revali…”"Bad news, Princess - just got invited to Smash again. Looks like you'll have to wait a little longer."“Let me also eat 50 steaks at once and still have these SWEET muscles”“Let me waste my time throwing snowballs to get rupees, oh my goddess.”“Ooooh! I have simply been doing nothing for a few weeks. Now I need to start over but do it in Master Mode since I forgot to take pictures of the Ganon’s and I’m upset at myself.”Happy Switchaversary/BreathOfTheWildersary“Hurry, Link! Zelda's power is fading, and at this point, it's been 101 years!”
Last edited by AAlanScratch (July 9, 2018 02:37:10)
I don't talk here anymore, I honestly have some bad memories here arguing with people here and people thinking I'm weird for openly being bisexual. Go to my profile to check where I'm doing now. I really wish people would forgive me for my horrible mistakes when I check back here.
- AAlanScratch
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild *Spoiler Warning*
The next time I play it, I should play with a friend who has never played the game.Sweet dude, welcome to the club Oh, hi. I didn't know this forum existed until now! We (my family) only picked it up in late April again, having stopped thanks to the Necluda Lynel and now having slain TWENTY-FOUR of their kind.
I have a slight obsession with them now help me- no, don't
I'm overjoyed to find this group!
I haven't picked up the game in a few months (Been playing Animal Crossing instead), and honestly don't really plan on it too soon since when I tried playing it a second time it just wasn't really THAT fun. Glad your family enjoys it though (for mine it's just me, and occasionally my sister)
I don't talk here anymore, I honestly have some bad memories here arguing with people here and people thinking I'm weird for openly being bisexual. Go to my profile to check where I'm doing now. I really wish people would forgive me for my horrible mistakes when I check back here.
- Programmer1121
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild *Spoiler Warning*
(OOC: Falco looks a LOT like Revali!)“Guess what, I'm with a different princess who has the same name as you, and I'm with a different Ganon who's a Gerudo. Also, I'm with lots of different people and there's this one guy who looks like Revali…”"Bad news, Princess - just got invited to Smash again. Looks like you'll have to wait a little longer."“Let me also eat 50 steaks at once and still have these SWEET muscles”“Let me waste my time throwing snowballs to get rupees, oh my goddess.”“Ooooh! I have simply been doing nothing for a few weeks. Now I need to start over but do it in Master Mode since I forgot to take pictures of the Ganon’s and I’m upset at myself.”Happy Switchaversary/BreathOfTheWildersary“Hurry, Link! Zelda's power is fading, and at this point, it's been 101 years!”
“I also have two different versions of me. One looks cell-shaded and the other is me when I was a child!! I don’t even remember childhood! (Thank Zelda for saving me but losing my memories. Couldn’t you wait for a NEW hero to be born?)”
My Artwork!
We never notice all the green around us until the season’s passed.
We never long for the world to slow down until it goes by too fast,
If everything plays a grander part in a fate we’ll never meet,
Is my destiny to fade away, have a goal I’ll never reach?
We never listen for the songs around us the sound is still.
We never see what our life is worth, and perhaps we never will…
If everything plays a grander part in a fate we’ll never meet,
I will not let my days slip away, I will rise up on two feet.
And I’ll be complete.
If I could rewind, change my mind and do it all again
With all the answers ahead of me, and know how it would all end.
Would I make the same choice, like before I knew.
That our destinies were tied, to each other and it was me and you.
One not two
If I could rewind, change my mind and do it all again
With all the answers ahead of me, and know how it would all end.
Would I make the same choice, like before I knew.
That our destinies were tied, to each other and it was me and you.
One not two
- -ColorMaster-
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild *Spoiler Warning*
Nah nah nah, have your friend who's never play it play it themselves while you watchThe next time I play it, I should play with a friend who has never played the game.Sweet dude, welcome to the club Oh, hi. I didn't know this forum existed until now! We (my family) only picked it up in late April again, having stopped thanks to the Necluda Lynel and now having slain TWENTY-FOUR of their kind.
I have a slight obsession with them now help me- no, don't
I'm overjoyed to find this group!
I haven't picked up the game in a few months (Been playing Animal Crossing instead), and honestly don't really plan on it too soon since when I tried playing it a second time it just wasn't really THAT fun. Glad your family enjoys it though (for mine it's just me, and occasionally my sister)
It's surprisingly less frustrating watching someone play BotW compared to other games (and also kinda hilarious and kinda cool)
Just a baseball nerd with an absurdist sense of humor.
creator of more than 7 posts, each one stupider than the one before
- project124
- Scratcher
100+ posts
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild *Spoiler Warning*
Guys BoTW runs on PC now :-)
- Programmer1121
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild *Spoiler Warning*
Yeah. Illegally. Guys BoTW runs on PC now :-)
My Artwork!
We never notice all the green around us until the season’s passed.
We never long for the world to slow down until it goes by too fast,
If everything plays a grander part in a fate we’ll never meet,
Is my destiny to fade away, have a goal I’ll never reach?
We never listen for the songs around us the sound is still.
We never see what our life is worth, and perhaps we never will…
If everything plays a grander part in a fate we’ll never meet,
I will not let my days slip away, I will rise up on two feet.
And I’ll be complete.
If I could rewind, change my mind and do it all again
With all the answers ahead of me, and know how it would all end.
Would I make the same choice, like before I knew.
That our destinies were tied, to each other and it was me and you.
One not two
If I could rewind, change my mind and do it all again
With all the answers ahead of me, and know how it would all end.
Would I make the same choice, like before I knew.
That our destinies were tied, to each other and it was me and you.
One not two
- -ColorMaster-
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild *Spoiler Warning*
Yeah. Illegally. Guys BoTW runs on PC now :-)
Just a baseball nerd with an absurdist sense of humor.
creator of more than 7 posts, each one stupider than the one before