The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild *Spoiler Warning*

AAlanScratch

-ColorMaster- wrote:
After almost a full year, I finally changed my desktop background:

How can I like a post? This looks amazing.

I don't talk here anymore, I honestly have some bad memories here arguing with people here and people thinking I'm weird for openly being bisexual. Go to my profile to check where I'm doing now. I really wish people would forgive me for my horrible mistakes when I check back here.

lachlanatbakewell

braxbroscratcher wrote:
-ColorMaster- wrote:
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lachlanatbakewell wrote:
AAlanScratch wrote:
lachlanatbakewell wrote:
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lachlanatbakewell wrote:
go88 wrote:
Programmer1121 wrote:
thegamer2005 wrote:
AAlanScratch wrote:
thegamer2005 wrote:
Programmer1121 wrote:
-ColorMaster- wrote:
thegamer2005 wrote:
go88 wrote:
kaylacap wrote:
Happy Switchaversary/BreathOfTheWildersary
“Hurry, Link! Zelda's power is fading, and at this point, it's been 101 years!”
ROFL!
“I mean that's a nice house you've got there BUT YOU HAVE TO HURRY”
“And Link, for Hylia's sake, PUT ON A SHIRT!!!”
Link? What the- WHY ARE YOU CARRYING A CUCCO?????? THIS IS NO TIME FOR CHICKENS! hmm, what? you are doing someone in kakriko village a favor? WELP HE'S GONNA HAFTA WAIT! WE HAVE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS HERE!
“Link, you need to hurry. You need to save Hyrule from Ganon, you are our only hope.”

Zelda, Please wait. I need to do EVERYTHING before I fight Ganon.
(yeah, I guess that IS what i said . . .)
“LINK!!! I'M DYING!!! PLEASE JUST DEFEAT GANON!!! AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING GIRLS CLOTHING???”
“yeah, sorry Zelda, but there are 900 Korok seeds out there that need to be saved first.”
“And I gotta fight some monk guy for a sweet ride or whatever”
“Sorry gotta talk to my dead fish girlfriend's spirit for a second hold up”
“Now I gotta beat some weird thunder thing.”
“Wait, I need to cry about my dead friends when I sleep tonight.”
“Now I gotta buy a house”
“and now I gotta upgrade it!”
“and then cry again”
“and then max out my sick stealth armor”

“NOW I GOTTA LIVE WITH BOKOBLINS FOR A DAY, HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND!”

Just a weirdo who chills here from time to time.

-ColorMaster-

lachlanatbakewell wrote:
braxbroscratcher wrote:
-ColorMaster- wrote:
lachlanatbakewell wrote:
lachlanatbakewell wrote:
AAlanScratch wrote:
lachlanatbakewell wrote:
-ColorMaster- wrote:
lachlanatbakewell wrote:
go88 wrote:
Programmer1121 wrote:
thegamer2005 wrote:
AAlanScratch wrote:
thegamer2005 wrote:
Programmer1121 wrote:
-ColorMaster- wrote:
thegamer2005 wrote:
go88 wrote:
kaylacap wrote:
Happy Switchaversary/BreathOfTheWildersary
“Hurry, Link! Zelda's power is fading, and at this point, it's been 101 years!”
ROFL!
“I mean that's a nice house you've got there BUT YOU HAVE TO HURRY”
“And Link, for Hylia's sake, PUT ON A SHIRT!!!”
Link? What the- WHY ARE YOU CARRYING A CUCCO?????? THIS IS NO TIME FOR CHICKENS! hmm, what? you are doing someone in kakriko village a favor? WELP HE'S GONNA HAFTA WAIT! WE HAVE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS HERE!
“Link, you need to hurry. You need to save Hyrule from Ganon, you are our only hope.”

Zelda, Please wait. I need to do EVERYTHING before I fight Ganon.
(yeah, I guess that IS what i said . . .)
“LINK!!! I'M DYING!!! PLEASE JUST DEFEAT GANON!!! AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING GIRLS CLOTHING???”
“yeah, sorry Zelda, but there are 900 Korok seeds out there that need to be saved first.”
“And I gotta fight some monk guy for a sweet ride or whatever”
“Sorry gotta talk to my dead fish girlfriend's spirit for a second hold up”
“Now I gotta beat some weird thunder thing.”
“Wait, I need to cry about my dead friends when I sleep tonight.”
“Now I gotta buy a house”
“and now I gotta upgrade it!”
“and then cry again”
“and then max out my sick stealth armor”
“NOW I GOTTA LIVE WITH BOKOBLINS FOR A DAY, HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND!”

“Yo Zelda, check out these 50 different ways I can fall into Death Moutain!”

Just a baseball nerd with an absurdist sense of humor.

creator of more than 7 posts, each one stupider than the one before

-ColorMaster-

AAlanScratch wrote:
-ColorMaster- wrote:
After almost a full year, I finally changed my desktop background:

How can I like a post? This looks amazing.

I know, I was actually a little surprised myself by how clean it looks

Here are some other ones that'd probably look pretty cool

The box art
This one
A fitting in game screenshot
One of the title art concept pieces
This one would probably need some rearranging since it's essentially a square as of now, so it'd stretch it out, but could look super clean if figured out

Just a baseball nerd with an absurdist sense of humor.

creator of more than 7 posts, each one stupider than the one before

lachlanatbakewell

-ColorMaster- wrote:
lachlanatbakewell wrote:
braxbroscratcher wrote:
-ColorMaster- wrote:
lachlanatbakewell wrote:
lachlanatbakewell wrote:
AAlanScratch wrote:
lachlanatbakewell wrote:
-ColorMaster- wrote:
lachlanatbakewell wrote:
go88 wrote:
Programmer1121 wrote:
thegamer2005 wrote:
AAlanScratch wrote:
thegamer2005 wrote:
Programmer1121 wrote:
-ColorMaster- wrote:
thegamer2005 wrote:
go88 wrote:
kaylacap wrote:
Happy Switchaversary/BreathOfTheWildersary
“Hurry, Link! Zelda's power is fading, and at this point, it's been 101 years!”
ROFL!
“I mean that's a nice house you've got there BUT YOU HAVE TO HURRY”
“And Link, for Hylia's sake, PUT ON A SHIRT!!!”
Link? What the- WHY ARE YOU CARRYING A CUCCO?????? THIS IS NO TIME FOR CHICKENS! hmm, what? you are doing someone in kakriko village a favor? WELP HE'S GONNA HAFTA WAIT! WE HAVE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS HERE!
“Link, you need to hurry. You need to save Hyrule from Ganon, you are our only hope.”

Zelda, Please wait. I need to do EVERYTHING before I fight Ganon.
(yeah, I guess that IS what i said . . .)
“LINK!!! I'M DYING!!! PLEASE JUST DEFEAT GANON!!! AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING GIRLS CLOTHING???”
“yeah, sorry Zelda, but there are 900 Korok seeds out there that need to be saved first.”
“And I gotta fight some monk guy for a sweet ride or whatever”
“Sorry gotta talk to my dead fish girlfriend's spirit for a second hold up”
“Now I gotta beat some weird thunder thing.”
“Wait, I need to cry about my dead friends when I sleep tonight.”
“Now I gotta buy a house”
“and now I gotta upgrade it!”
“and then cry again”
“and then max out my sick stealth armor”
“NOW I GOTTA LIVE WITH BOKOBLINS FOR A DAY, HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND!”
“Yo Zelda, check out these 50 different ways I can fall into Death Moutain!”

“Not only that, but check out all the different ways a lynel can kill me!”

Just a weirdo who chills here from time to time.

AAlanScratch

I thought of the best idea yet.

Throwing mighty bananas into Death Mountain!

I don't talk here anymore, I honestly have some bad memories here arguing with people here and people thinking I'm weird for openly being bisexual. Go to my profile to check where I'm doing now. I really wish people would forgive me for my horrible mistakes when I check back here.

Programmer1121

lachlanatbakewell wrote:
-ColorMaster- wrote:
lachlanatbakewell wrote:
braxbroscratcher wrote:
-ColorMaster- wrote:
lachlanatbakewell wrote:
lachlanatbakewell wrote:
AAlanScratch wrote:
lachlanatbakewell wrote:
-ColorMaster- wrote:
lachlanatbakewell wrote:
go88 wrote:
Programmer1121 wrote:
thegamer2005 wrote:
AAlanScratch wrote:
thegamer2005 wrote:
Programmer1121 wrote:
-ColorMaster- wrote:
thegamer2005 wrote:
go88 wrote:
kaylacap wrote:
Happy Switchaversary/BreathOfTheWildersary
“Hurry, Link! Zelda's power is fading, and at this point, it's been 101 years!”
ROFL!
“I mean that's a nice house you've got there BUT YOU HAVE TO HURRY”
“And Link, for Hylia's sake, PUT ON A SHIRT!!!”
Link? What the- WHY ARE YOU CARRYING A CUCCO?????? THIS IS NO TIME FOR CHICKENS! hmm, what? you are doing someone in kakriko village a favor? WELP HE'S GONNA HAFTA WAIT! WE HAVE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS HERE!
“Link, you need to hurry. You need to save Hyrule from Ganon, you are our only hope.”

Zelda, Please wait. I need to do EVERYTHING before I fight Ganon.
(yeah, I guess that IS what i said . . .)
“LINK!!! I'M DYING!!! PLEASE JUST DEFEAT GANON!!! AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING GIRLS CLOTHING???”
“yeah, sorry Zelda, but there are 900 Korok seeds out there that need to be saved first.”
“And I gotta fight some monk guy for a sweet ride or whatever”
“Sorry gotta talk to my dead fish girlfriend's spirit for a second hold up”
“Now I gotta beat some weird thunder thing.”
“Wait, I need to cry about my dead friends when I sleep tonight.”
“Now I gotta buy a house”
“and now I gotta upgrade it!”
“and then cry again”
“and then max out my sick stealth armor”
“NOW I GOTTA LIVE WITH BOKOBLINS FOR A DAY, HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND!”
“Yo Zelda, check out these 50 different ways I can fall into Death Moutain!”
“Not only that, but check out all the different ways a lynel can kill me!”

“Ooooh! I have simply been doing nothing for a few weeks. Now I need to start over but do it in Master Mode since I forgot to take pictures of the Ganon’s and I’m upset at myself.”

My Artwork!

We never notice all the green around us until the season’s passed.
We never long for the world to slow down until it goes by too fast,
If everything plays a grander part in a fate we’ll never meet,
Is my destiny to fade away, have a goal I’ll never reach?
We never listen for the songs around us the sound is still.
We never see what our life is worth, and perhaps we never will…
If everything plays a grander part in a fate we’ll never meet,
I will not let my days slip away, I will rise up on two feet.
And I’ll be complete.

If I could rewind, change my mind and do it all again
With all the answers ahead of me, and know how it would all end.
Would I make the same choice, like before I knew.
That our destinies were tied, to each other and it was me and you.
One not two

DaEpikDude

Programmer1121 wrote:
lachlanatbakewell wrote:
-ColorMaster- wrote:
-snip-
“Yo Zelda, check out these 50 different ways I can fall into Death Moutain!”
“Not only that, but check out all the different ways a lynel can kill me!”
“Ooooh! I have simply been doing nothing for a few weeks. Now I need to start over but do it in Master Mode since I forgot to take pictures of the Ganon’s and I’m upset at myself.”

SNIP. PLEASE.

And all the world over, each nation's the same,
They've simply no notion of playing the game.
They argue with umpires, they cheer when they've won,
And they practice beforehand, which ruins the fun!

AAlanScratch

Programmer1121 wrote:
go88 wrote:
kaylacap wrote:
Happy Switchaversary/BreathOfTheWildersary
“Hurry, Link! Zelda's power is fading, and at this point, it's been 101 years!”
“Ooooh! I have simply been doing nothing for a few weeks. Now I need to start over but do it in Master Mode since I forgot to take pictures of the Ganon’s and I’m upset at myself.”

“Let me waste my time throwing snowballs to get rupees, oh my goddess.”

I don't talk here anymore, I honestly have some bad memories here arguing with people here and people thinking I'm weird for openly being bisexual. Go to my profile to check where I'm doing now. I really wish people would forgive me for my horrible mistakes when I check back here.

-ColorMaster-

AAlanScratch wrote:
Programmer1121 wrote:
go88 wrote:
kaylacap wrote:
Happy Switchaversary/BreathOfTheWildersary
“Hurry, Link! Zelda's power is fading, and at this point, it's been 101 years!”
“Ooooh! I have simply been doing nothing for a few weeks. Now I need to start over but do it in Master Mode since I forgot to take pictures of the Ganon’s and I’m upset at myself.”
“Let me waste my time throwing snowballs to get rupees, oh my goddess.”

“Let me also eat 50 steaks at once and still have these SWEET muscles”

Just a baseball nerd with an absurdist sense of humor.

creator of more than 7 posts, each one stupider than the one before

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Oh, hi. I didn't know this forum existed until now! We (my family) only picked it up in late April again, having stopped thanks to the Necluda Lynel and now having slain TWENTY-FOUR of their kind.
I have a slight obsession with them now help me- no, don't
I'm overjoyed to find this group!

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-ColorMaster-

GraduateScratchy wrote:
Oh, hi. I didn't know this forum existed until now! We (my family) only picked it up in late April again, having stopped thanks to the Necluda Lynel and now having slain TWENTY-FOUR of their kind.
I have a slight obsession with them now help me- no, don't
I'm overjoyed to find this group!

Sweet dude, welcome to the club

I haven't picked up the game in a few months (Been playing Animal Crossing instead), and honestly don't really plan on it too soon since when I tried playing it a second time it just wasn't really THAT fun. Glad your family enjoys it though (for mine it's just me, and occasionally my sister)

Just a baseball nerd with an absurdist sense of humor.

creator of more than 7 posts, each one stupider than the one before

go88

-ColorMaster- wrote:
AAlanScratch wrote:
Programmer1121 wrote:
go88 wrote:
kaylacap wrote:
Happy Switchaversary/BreathOfTheWildersary
“Hurry, Link! Zelda's power is fading, and at this point, it's been 101 years!”
“Ooooh! I have simply been doing nothing for a few weeks. Now I need to start over but do it in Master Mode since I forgot to take pictures of the Ganon’s and I’m upset at myself.”
“Let me waste my time throwing snowballs to get rupees, oh my goddess.”
“Let me also eat 50 steaks at once and still have these SWEET muscles”

"Bad news, Princess - just got invited to Smash again. Looks like you'll have to wait a little longer."

Lego City Undercover is a good game go play it

AAlanScratch

go88 wrote:
-ColorMaster- wrote:
AAlanScratch wrote:
Programmer1121 wrote:
go88 wrote:
kaylacap wrote:
Happy Switchaversary/BreathOfTheWildersary
“Hurry, Link! Zelda's power is fading, and at this point, it's been 101 years!”
“Ooooh! I have simply been doing nothing for a few weeks. Now I need to start over but do it in Master Mode since I forgot to take pictures of the Ganon’s and I’m upset at myself.”
“Let me waste my time throwing snowballs to get rupees, oh my goddess.”
“Let me also eat 50 steaks at once and still have these SWEET muscles”
"Bad news, Princess - just got invited to Smash again. Looks like you'll have to wait a little longer."

“Guess what, I'm with a different princess who has the same name as you, and I'm with a different Ganon who's a Gerudo. Also, I'm with lots of different people and there's this one guy who looks like Revali…”

Last edited by AAlanScratch (July 9, 2018 02:37:10)

I don't talk here anymore, I honestly have some bad memories here arguing with people here and people thinking I'm weird for openly being bisexual. Go to my profile to check where I'm doing now. I really wish people would forgive me for my horrible mistakes when I check back here.

AAlanScratch

-ColorMaster- wrote:
GraduateScratchy wrote:
Oh, hi. I didn't know this forum existed until now! We (my family) only picked it up in late April again, having stopped thanks to the Necluda Lynel and now having slain TWENTY-FOUR of their kind.
I have a slight obsession with them now help me- no, don't
I'm overjoyed to find this group!
Sweet dude, welcome to the club

I haven't picked up the game in a few months (Been playing Animal Crossing instead), and honestly don't really plan on it too soon since when I tried playing it a second time it just wasn't really THAT fun. Glad your family enjoys it though (for mine it's just me, and occasionally my sister)

The next time I play it, I should play with a friend who has never played the game.

I don't talk here anymore, I honestly have some bad memories here arguing with people here and people thinking I'm weird for openly being bisexual. Go to my profile to check where I'm doing now. I really wish people would forgive me for my horrible mistakes when I check back here.

Programmer1121

AAlanScratch wrote:
go88 wrote:
-ColorMaster- wrote:
AAlanScratch wrote:
Programmer1121 wrote:
go88 wrote:
kaylacap wrote:
Happy Switchaversary/BreathOfTheWildersary
“Hurry, Link! Zelda's power is fading, and at this point, it's been 101 years!”
“Ooooh! I have simply been doing nothing for a few weeks. Now I need to start over but do it in Master Mode since I forgot to take pictures of the Ganon’s and I’m upset at myself.”
“Let me waste my time throwing snowballs to get rupees, oh my goddess.”
“Let me also eat 50 steaks at once and still have these SWEET muscles”
"Bad news, Princess - just got invited to Smash again. Looks like you'll have to wait a little longer."
“Guess what, I'm with a different princess who has the same name as you, and I'm with a different Ganon who's a Gerudo. Also, I'm with lots of different people and there's this one guy who looks like Revali…”

(OOC: Falco looks a LOT like Revali!)
“I also have two different versions of me. One looks cell-shaded and the other is me when I was a child!! I don’t even remember childhood! (Thank Zelda for saving me but losing my memories. Couldn’t you wait for a NEW hero to be born?)”

My Artwork!

We never notice all the green around us until the season’s passed.
We never long for the world to slow down until it goes by too fast,
If everything plays a grander part in a fate we’ll never meet,
Is my destiny to fade away, have a goal I’ll never reach?
We never listen for the songs around us the sound is still.
We never see what our life is worth, and perhaps we never will…
If everything plays a grander part in a fate we’ll never meet,
I will not let my days slip away, I will rise up on two feet.
And I’ll be complete.

If I could rewind, change my mind and do it all again
With all the answers ahead of me, and know how it would all end.
Would I make the same choice, like before I knew.
That our destinies were tied, to each other and it was me and you.
One not two

-ColorMaster-

AAlanScratch wrote:
-ColorMaster- wrote:
GraduateScratchy wrote:
Oh, hi. I didn't know this forum existed until now! We (my family) only picked it up in late April again, having stopped thanks to the Necluda Lynel and now having slain TWENTY-FOUR of their kind.
I have a slight obsession with them now help me- no, don't
I'm overjoyed to find this group!
Sweet dude, welcome to the club

I haven't picked up the game in a few months (Been playing Animal Crossing instead), and honestly don't really plan on it too soon since when I tried playing it a second time it just wasn't really THAT fun. Glad your family enjoys it though (for mine it's just me, and occasionally my sister)
The next time I play it, I should play with a friend who has never played the game.

Nah nah nah, have your friend who's never play it play it themselves while you watch

It's surprisingly less frustrating watching someone play BotW compared to other games (and also kinda hilarious and kinda cool)

Just a baseball nerd with an absurdist sense of humor.

creator of more than 7 posts, each one stupider than the one before

project124

Guys BoTW runs on PC now :-)

Programmer1121

project124 wrote:
Guys BoTW runs on PC now :-)

Yeah. Illegally.

My Artwork!

We never notice all the green around us until the season’s passed.
We never long for the world to slow down until it goes by too fast,
If everything plays a grander part in a fate we’ll never meet,
Is my destiny to fade away, have a goal I’ll never reach?
We never listen for the songs around us the sound is still.
We never see what our life is worth, and perhaps we never will…
If everything plays a grander part in a fate we’ll never meet,
I will not let my days slip away, I will rise up on two feet.
And I’ll be complete.

If I could rewind, change my mind and do it all again
With all the answers ahead of me, and know how it would all end.
Would I make the same choice, like before I knew.
That our destinies were tied, to each other and it was me and you.
One not two

-ColorMaster-

Programmer1121 wrote:
project124 wrote:
Guys BoTW runs on PC now :-)
Yeah. Illegally.

Just a baseball nerd with an absurdist sense of humor.

creator of more than 7 posts, each one stupider than the one before

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