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- smartzx
- Scratcher
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The English Language (Official Topic)
This is the official topic for jokes about the English language. This is because English never makes sense. For example, pony rhymes with bologna but none of the words cough, rough, though, or through do.
Does anyone know where I can find an ACTIVE Big Brother AUDITION studio? Pweeez tell me. (I'm also find with the Amazing Race, but not Survivor)
- smartzx
- Scratcher
100+ posts
The English Language (Official Topic)
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Does anyone know where I can find an ACTIVE Big Brother AUDITION studio? Pweeez tell me. (I'm also find with the Amazing Race, but not Survivor)
- smartzx
- Scratcher
100+ posts
The English Language (Official Topic)
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Does anyone know where I can find an ACTIVE Big Brother AUDITION studio? Pweeez tell me. (I'm also find with the Amazing Race, but not Survivor)
- DaEpikDude
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The English Language (Official Topic)
“English doesn't borrow words from other languages. It chases them down dark alleyways and mugs them.”
- someone else in my family
- someone else in my family
And all the world over, each nation's the same,
They've simply no notion of playing the game.
They argue with umpires, they cheer when they've won,
And they practice beforehand, which ruins the fun!
- IggyAndCassie
- Scratcher
500+ posts
The English Language (Official Topic)
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
That's a actual sentence that is grammatically correct, it means (brackets are explanations):
“Buffalo buffalo (buffalo from the city of Buffalo) buffalo Buffalo buffalo (hurt another group of buffalo who are also from Buffalo) buffalo Buffalo buffalo (and those buffalo hurt ANOTHER group of buffalo who are also from Buffalo.)”
That's a actual sentence that is grammatically correct, it means (brackets are explanations):
“Buffalo buffalo (buffalo from the city of Buffalo) buffalo Buffalo buffalo (hurt another group of buffalo who are also from Buffalo) buffalo Buffalo buffalo (and those buffalo hurt ANOTHER group of buffalo who are also from Buffalo.)”
- owlannaelsa
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The English Language (Official Topic)
REAL WORDS THAT SOUND LIKE GIBBERISH:
Hemidemisemiquaver (A type of music note)
Kakorrhaphiophobia (Fear of failure)
Cynophobia (Fear of dogs)
Octothorpe (Hashtag)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (Fear of long words)
Triskaidekaphobia (Fear of the number 13)
Hemidemisemiquaver (A type of music note)
Kakorrhaphiophobia (Fear of failure)
Cynophobia (Fear of dogs)
Octothorpe (Hashtag)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (Fear of long words)
Triskaidekaphobia (Fear of the number 13)
IMPORTANT: do not stalk me. just because im active somewhere doesnt mean that you should stalk me to that place. please, its VERY annoying.
- tiktakturtle
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The English Language (Official Topic)
floccinaucinihilipilification is the action of estimating something as worthless REAL WORDS THAT SOUND LIKE GIBBERISH:
Hemidemisemiquaver (A type of music note)
Kakorrhaphiophobia (Fear of failure)
Cynophobia (Fear of dogs)
Octothorpe (Hashtag)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (Fear of long words)
Triskaidekaphobia (Fear of the number 13)
rider is just a green squid shadow, emperor is superior
- owlannaelsa
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The English Language (Official Topic)
floccinaucinihilipilification is the action of estimating something as worthless REAL WORDS THAT SOUND LIKE GIBBERISH:
Hemidemisemiquaver (A type of music note)
Kakorrhaphiophobia (Fear of failure)
Cynophobia (Fear of dogs)
Octothorpe (Hashtag)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (Fear of long words)
Triskaidekaphobia (Fear of the number 13)
The appearance of the hemidemisemiquaver is weird as well as it's name it has 4 tails
IMPORTANT: do not stalk me. just because im active somewhere doesnt mean that you should stalk me to that place. please, its VERY annoying.
- -ShadowOfTheFuture-
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The English Language (Official Topic)
*breathes in slowly*
ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM
'Nuff said.
ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM
'Nuff said.
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“Though the seasons come and go, and sunshine turns to snow, we will always have tomorrow up ahead.”
- IggyAndCassie
- Scratcher
500+ posts
The English Language (Official Topic)
It looks like it eats other notes.floccinaucinihilipilification is the action of estimating something as worthless REAL WORDS THAT SOUND LIKE GIBBERISH:
Hemidemisemiquaver (A type of music note)
Kakorrhaphiophobia (Fear of failure)
Cynophobia (Fear of dogs)
Octothorpe (Hashtag)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (Fear of long words)
Triskaidekaphobia (Fear of the number 13)
The appearance of the hemidemisemiquaver is weird as well as it's name it has 4 tails
- owlannaelsa
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The English Language (Official Topic)
NOT BOUNCING NOTESIt looks like it eats other notes.floccinaucinihilipilification is the action of estimating something as worthless REAL WORDS THAT SOUND LIKE GIBBERISH:
Hemidemisemiquaver (A type of music note)
Kakorrhaphiophobia (Fear of failure)
Cynophobia (Fear of dogs)
Octothorpe (Hashtag)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (Fear of long words)
Triskaidekaphobia (Fear of the number 13)
The appearance of the hemidemisemiquaver is weird as well as it's name it has 4 tails
IMPORTANT: do not stalk me. just because im active somewhere doesnt mean that you should stalk me to that place. please, its VERY annoying.
- IggyAndCassie
- Scratcher
500+ posts
The English Language (Official Topic)
Musical notes.NOT BOUNCING NOTESIt looks like it eats other notes.floccinaucinihilipilification is the action of estimating something as worthless REAL WORDS THAT SOUND LIKE GIBBERISH:
Hemidemisemiquaver (A type of music note)
Kakorrhaphiophobia (Fear of failure)
Cynophobia (Fear of dogs)
Octothorpe (Hashtag)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (Fear of long words)
Triskaidekaphobia (Fear of the number 13)
The appearance of the hemidemisemiquaver is weird as well as it's name it has 4 tails
- owlannaelsa
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The English Language (Official Topic)
why does it look like it eats other music notes? to me it just looks like it has 4 tails.Musical notes.NOT BOUNCING NOTESIt looks like it eats other notes.floccinaucinihilipilification is the action of estimating something as worthless REAL WORDS THAT SOUND LIKE GIBBERISH:
Hemidemisemiquaver (A type of music note)
Kakorrhaphiophobia (Fear of failure)
Cynophobia (Fear of dogs)
Octothorpe (Hashtag)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (Fear of long words)
Triskaidekaphobia (Fear of the number 13)
The appearance of the hemidemisemiquaver is weird as well as it's name it has 4 tails
IMPORTANT: do not stalk me. just because im active somewhere doesnt mean that you should stalk me to that place. please, its VERY annoying.
- owlannaelsa
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The English Language (Official Topic)
Al the cats she had had had had a huge effect on the amount of money she had for herself.
The horse raced past the barn fell.
Anyone who feels that if so many more students whom we haven’t actually admitted are sitting in on the course than ones we have that the room had to be changed, then probably auditors will have to be excluded, is likely to agree that the curriculum needs revision.
“I see,” said the blind man as he picked up the hammer and saw.
The old man the boats.
You have just begun reading the sentence you have just finished reading.
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
The bad news was the she took too long getting ready for this game, so she wasn't included in the intro, but was.
The horse raced past the barn fell.
Anyone who feels that if so many more students whom we haven’t actually admitted are sitting in on the course than ones we have that the room had to be changed, then probably auditors will have to be excluded, is likely to agree that the curriculum needs revision.
“I see,” said the blind man as he picked up the hammer and saw.
The old man the boats.
You have just begun reading the sentence you have just finished reading.
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
The bad news was the she took too long getting ready for this game, so she wasn't included in the intro, but was.
Last edited by owlannaelsa (March 4, 2018 15:15:33)
IMPORTANT: do not stalk me. just because im active somewhere doesnt mean that you should stalk me to that place. please, its VERY annoying.
- IggyAndCassie
- Scratcher
500+ posts
The English Language (Official Topic)
Like, if (musical) notes were alive, it looks like it would be evil.why does it look like it eats other music notes? to me it just looks like it has 4 tails.Musical notes.NOT BOUNCING NOTESIt looks like it eats other notes.floccinaucinihilipilification is the action of estimating something as worthless REAL WORDS THAT SOUND LIKE GIBBERISH:
Hemidemisemiquaver (A type of music note)
Kakorrhaphiophobia (Fear of failure)
Cynophobia (Fear of dogs)
Octothorpe (Hashtag)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (Fear of long words)
Triskaidekaphobia (Fear of the number 13)
The appearance of the hemidemisemiquaver is weird as well as it's name it has 4 tails
- owlannaelsa
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The English Language (Official Topic)
Bouncing Notes are living music notesLike, if (musical) notes were alive, it looks like it would be evil.why does it look like it eats other music notes? to me it just looks like it has 4 tails.Musical notes.NOT BOUNCING NOTESIt looks like it eats other notes.floccinaucinihilipilification is the action of estimating something as worthless REAL WORDS THAT SOUND LIKE GIBBERISH:
Hemidemisemiquaver (A type of music note)
Kakorrhaphiophobia (Fear of failure)
Cynophobia (Fear of dogs)
Octothorpe (Hashtag)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (Fear of long words)
Triskaidekaphobia (Fear of the number 13)
The appearance of the hemidemisemiquaver is weird as well as it's name it has 4 tails
IMPORTANT: do not stalk me. just because im active somewhere doesnt mean that you should stalk me to that place. please, its VERY annoying.
- tiktakturtle
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The English Language (Official Topic)
the track looks so coolBouncing Notes are living music notesLike, if (musical) notes were alive, it looks like it would be evil.why does it look like it eats other music notes? to me it just looks like it has 4 tails.Musical notes.NOT BOUNCING NOTESIt looks like it eats other notes.floccinaucinihilipilification is the action of estimating something as worthless REAL WORDS THAT SOUND LIKE GIBBERISH:
Hemidemisemiquaver (A type of music note)
Kakorrhaphiophobia (Fear of failure)
Cynophobia (Fear of dogs)
Octothorpe (Hashtag)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (Fear of long words)
Triskaidekaphobia (Fear of the number 13)
The appearance of the hemidemisemiquaver is weird as well as it's name it has 4 tails
rider is just a green squid shadow, emperor is superior
- IggyAndCassie
- Scratcher
500+ posts
The English Language (Official Topic)
Musical ones.Bouncing Notes are living music notesLike, if (musical) notes were alive, it looks like it would be evil.why does it look like it eats other music notes? to me it just looks like it has 4 tails.Musical notes.NOT BOUNCING NOTESIt looks like it eats other notes.floccinaucinihilipilification is the action of estimating something as worthless REAL WORDS THAT SOUND LIKE GIBBERISH:
Hemidemisemiquaver (A type of music note)
Kakorrhaphiophobia (Fear of failure)
Cynophobia (Fear of dogs)
Octothorpe (Hashtag)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (Fear of long words)
Triskaidekaphobia (Fear of the number 13)
The appearance of the hemidemisemiquaver is weird as well as it's name it has 4 tails
- IggyAndCassie
- Scratcher
500+ posts
The English Language (Official Topic)
REAL WORDS THAT SOUND LIKE GIBBERISH:
Hemidemisemiquaver (A type of music note)
Kakorrhaphiophobia (Fear of failure)
Cynophobia (Fear of dogs)
Octothorpe (Hashtag)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (Fear of long words)
Triskaidekaphobia (Fear of the number 13)
In this script, Lucy has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (Fear of long words)
and is in class when she comes across the word dictionary.
Teacher: Lucy, please tell us what a book of a list of words and information about them is called.
Lucy: A dicti…. Lucy starts panicking.
Teacher: What's wrong, Lucy?
Lucy: It's just I have Hippopotomons….. Lucy panics more.
I didn't mean to offend anyone with Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, I know it is a real phobia and is no laughing matter, I was just pointing out how stupid the name is for a phobia of long words.
- owlannaelsa
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The English Language (Official Topic)
I was thinking that!REAL WORDS THAT SOUND LIKE GIBBERISH:
Hemidemisemiquaver (A type of music note)
Kakorrhaphiophobia (Fear of failure)
Cynophobia (Fear of dogs)
Octothorpe (Hashtag)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (Fear of long words)
Triskaidekaphobia (Fear of the number 13)
In this script, Lucy has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (Fear of long words)
and is in class when she comes across the word dictionary.
Teacher: Lucy, please tell us what a book of a list of words and information about them is called.
Lucy: A dicti…. Lucy starts panicking.
Teacher: What's wrong, Lucy?
Lucy: It's just I have Hippopotomons….. Lucy panics more.
I didn't mean to offend anyone with Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, I know it is a real phobia and is no laughing matter, I was just pointing out how stupid the name is for a phobia of long words.
IMPORTANT: do not stalk me. just because im active somewhere doesnt mean that you should stalk me to that place. please, its VERY annoying.
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