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- SonicMasterSystem
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Funny Engrish Photos
Dunno if this fits.
Posts the funniest Engrish photos you can find on here.
Please only post transcriptions of Engrish photos or inline photos. (Please refrain from linking to photo downloads or linking to photos in general.)
You can find some photos just by Googling them, or on engrish.com, but beware, some may be inappropriate, so have safe search on, and use caution and common sense while looking for them.
Posts the funniest Engrish photos you can find on here.
Please only post transcriptions of Engrish photos or inline photos. (Please refrain from linking to photo downloads or linking to photos in general.)
You can find some photos just by Googling them, or on engrish.com, but beware, some may be inappropriate, so have safe search on, and use caution and common sense while looking for them.
Last edited by SonicMasterSystem (Nov. 23, 2017 00:07:51)
- LionHeart70
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Funny Engrish Photos
Oh man, I love Engrish/funny translation fails.. here are a few of my favorites:
“You are my love my angle. Don't treat me like potato.” (Uhh??)
“Do not disturb. Tiny grass is sleeping.” (A sign. Probably “keep off the grass”?)
“Chicken rude and unreasonable.” (On a menu. Possibly “jerk chicken”? I guess they took the “jerk” part too literally)
“Do not dumb here. No dumb area here.” (I really have no idea what this means but I wish I had this on a t-shirt)
“Because you are dangerous, you must not enter.” (A no entry sign, I think.)
“Please take care of the sleeping grass.” (What's with the sleeping grass??)
“Slip and fall down carefully!” (At least be careful when you slip and fall.)
“Super Eating Action Shark! People swim in water! Shark eat people! Bad shark! Bad bad shark!” (I think this is “Jaws” that's poorly translated and/or a bootleg)
“Ready to slice sandwiches and stuffed, in the middle of two sandwiches into a stuffed, hundreds die in a sandwich press, take off the broken edge and die, a lovely delicious sandwich snack is ready.” (The directions on a Chinese sandwich cutter. That got dark quickly..)
“In case of monkeys are in the forest, you can not find them.” (Good to know..?)
“No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.” (Wh..? Who would even??)
And last, but definitely not least..
“Beat the moose” (A “No Smoking” sign badly translated.)
“You are my love my angle. Don't treat me like potato.” (Uhh??)
“Do not disturb. Tiny grass is sleeping.” (A sign. Probably “keep off the grass”?)
“Chicken rude and unreasonable.” (On a menu. Possibly “jerk chicken”? I guess they took the “jerk” part too literally)
“Do not dumb here. No dumb area here.” (I really have no idea what this means but I wish I had this on a t-shirt)
“Because you are dangerous, you must not enter.” (A no entry sign, I think.)
“Please take care of the sleeping grass.” (What's with the sleeping grass??)
“Slip and fall down carefully!” (At least be careful when you slip and fall.)
“Super Eating Action Shark! People swim in water! Shark eat people! Bad shark! Bad bad shark!” (I think this is “Jaws” that's poorly translated and/or a bootleg)
“Ready to slice sandwiches and stuffed, in the middle of two sandwiches into a stuffed, hundreds die in a sandwich press, take off the broken edge and die, a lovely delicious sandwich snack is ready.” (The directions on a Chinese sandwich cutter. That got dark quickly..)
“In case of monkeys are in the forest, you can not find them.” (Good to know..?)
“No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.” (Wh..? Who would even??)
And last, but definitely not least..
“Beat the moose” (A “No Smoking” sign badly translated.)
Last edited by LionHeart70 (Nov. 22, 2017 22:23:58)
lh70 / nora/tobi / she-they pronouns / pansexual-demisexual / 14 / sagittarius / furry / artist / intp / stop-motion films / lbp / fall out boy / panic! at the disco / twenty one pilots / stranger things / a series of unfortunate events
“When you have a bad day, a really bad day, try and treat the world better than it treated you.” -Patrick Stump
“Music seems to hold everything together. It seems to make things not so chaotic sometimes. It seems to make things make more sense sometimes.” -Tyler Joseph
“You'll fear your fears forever if you never do things you're afraid of.” -Josh Dun
“I'm still figuring out who I am, but I know I'm not who I was.” -Brendon Urie
“When you have a bad day, a really bad day, try and treat the world better than it treated you.” -Patrick Stump
“Music seems to hold everything together. It seems to make things not so chaotic sometimes. It seems to make things make more sense sometimes.” -Tyler Joseph
“You'll fear your fears forever if you never do things you're afraid of.” -Josh Dun
“I'm still figuring out who I am, but I know I'm not who I was.” -Brendon Urie
- SonicMasterSystem
- Scratcher
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Funny Engrish Photos
“Anyone, caught, shoplifter will be shot 100 times value of stolen item. (S)” (I dunno for this one) Oh man, I love Engrish/funny translation fails.. here are a few of my favorites:
“You are my love my angle. Don't treat me like potato.” (Uhh??)
“Do not disturb. Tiny grass is sleeping.” (A sign. Probably “keep off the grass”?)
“Chicken rude and unreasonable.” (On a menu. Possibly “jerk chicken”? I guess they took the “jerk” part too literally)
“Do not dumb here. No dumb area here.” (I really have no idea what this means but I wish I had this on a t-shirt)
“Because you are dangerous, you must not enter.” (A no entry sign, I think.)
“Please take care of the sleeping grass.” (What's with the sleeping grass??)
“Slip and fall down carefully!” (At least be careful when you slip and fall.)
“Super Eating Action Shark! People swim in water! Shark eat people! Bad shark! Bad bad shark!” (I think this is “Jaws” that's poorly translated and/or a bootleg)
“Ready to slice sandwiches and stuffed, in the middle of two sandwiches into a stuffed, hundreds die in a sandwich press, take off the broken edge and die, a lovely delicious sandwich snack is ready.” (The directions on a Chinese sandwich cutter. That got dark quickly..)
“In case of monkeys are in the forest, you can not find them.” (Good to know..?)
“No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.” (Wh..? Who would even??)
And last, but definitely not least..
“Beat the moose” (A “No Smoking” sign badly translated.)
(On a menu) “Soft Drinks- Cola, Ginger Ale, Milk, Flesh Juice” (Do they mean “fresh juice?”)
"Dear Guest, do not bring OUTSIDE LADIES into food" (I've seen a few of these outside ladies ones… What do they mean? Do they mean outside food? I don't know.)
I have a lot more.
- LionHeart70
- Scratcher
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“Whatever”
lh70 / nora/tobi / she-they pronouns / pansexual-demisexual / 14 / sagittarius / furry / artist / intp / stop-motion films / lbp / fall out boy / panic! at the disco / twenty one pilots / stranger things / a series of unfortunate events
“When you have a bad day, a really bad day, try and treat the world better than it treated you.” -Patrick Stump
“Music seems to hold everything together. It seems to make things not so chaotic sometimes. It seems to make things make more sense sometimes.” -Tyler Joseph
“You'll fear your fears forever if you never do things you're afraid of.” -Josh Dun
“I'm still figuring out who I am, but I know I'm not who I was.” -Brendon Urie
“When you have a bad day, a really bad day, try and treat the world better than it treated you.” -Patrick Stump
“Music seems to hold everything together. It seems to make things not so chaotic sometimes. It seems to make things make more sense sometimes.” -Tyler Joseph
“You'll fear your fears forever if you never do things you're afraid of.” -Josh Dun
“I'm still figuring out who I am, but I know I'm not who I was.” -Brendon Urie
- SonicMasterSystem
- Scratcher
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I guess the kumquat ate the actual food title, as well as my signature.
“Whatever”
- PrincessPandaLover
- Scratcher
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Last edited by PrincessPandaLover (Nov. 22, 2017 23:19:25)
- SonicMasterSystem
- Scratcher
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Funny Engrish Photos
Seagull Anti-Healh CenterPlease only post text transcriptions of funny engrish photos, or download them and upload them to cubeupload.
Beward Of Your Hands
- LionHeart70
- Scratcher
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Possibly.I guess the kumquat ate the actual food title, as well as my signature.
“Whatever”
I'm guessing it ate the random quote generator part of my signature too.
There's an empty space there now..
lh70 / nora/tobi / she-they pronouns / pansexual-demisexual / 14 / sagittarius / furry / artist / intp / stop-motion films / lbp / fall out boy / panic! at the disco / twenty one pilots / stranger things / a series of unfortunate events
“When you have a bad day, a really bad day, try and treat the world better than it treated you.” -Patrick Stump
“Music seems to hold everything together. It seems to make things not so chaotic sometimes. It seems to make things make more sense sometimes.” -Tyler Joseph
“You'll fear your fears forever if you never do things you're afraid of.” -Josh Dun
“I'm still figuring out who I am, but I know I'm not who I was.” -Brendon Urie
“When you have a bad day, a really bad day, try and treat the world better than it treated you.” -Patrick Stump
“Music seems to hold everything together. It seems to make things not so chaotic sometimes. It seems to make things make more sense sometimes.” -Tyler Joseph
“You'll fear your fears forever if you never do things you're afraid of.” -Josh Dun
“I'm still figuring out who I am, but I know I'm not who I was.” -Brendon Urie
- -ShadowOfTheFuture-
- Scratcher
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Engrish.com is very entertaining
“Today is under construction. Thank you for understanding.” (I found that off of google)
“Today is under construction. Thank you for understanding.” (I found that off of google)
<Insert uncreative signature here>
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“Though the seasons come and go, and sunshine turns to snow, we will always have tomorrow up ahead.”
- SonicMasterSystem
- Scratcher
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I've seen that one! Engrish.com is very entertaining
“Today is under construction. Thank you for understanding.” (I found that off of google)
- SonicMasterSystem
- Scratcher
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me recognize the absence found in the writing whatever thou put in there which cause by fruitPossibly.I guess the kumquat ate the actual food title, as well as my signature.
“Whatever”
I'm guessing it ate the random quote generator part of my signature too.
There's an empty space there now..
10/10 too much water and not enough engrish - IGN
- I-Iz-A-Litten
- Scratcher
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“Whatever”
I heard the “whatever” is delicious, just don't put mustard on it
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- I-Iz-A-Litten
- Scratcher
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THANKS FOR CONFIRM THE ORDER.
(refrence: https://i.redditmedia.com/mRHZWaI2CyNb-HkHjF88I_tGSC8gzTmaSI5Rh9TnWE8.jpg?w=1024&s=7033a218df8e1c417a9ccf46d4247a10)
oh shoot, link my sorry
(refrence: https://i.redditmedia.com/mRHZWaI2CyNb-HkHjF88I_tGSC8gzTmaSI5Rh9TnWE8.jpg?w=1024&s=7033a218df8e1c417a9ccf46d4247a10)
oh shoot, link my sorry
Last edited by I-Iz-A-Litten (Nov. 23, 2017 04:00:58)
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- SonicMasterSystem
- Scratcher
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Yeah. Mustard it's pretty bad on whatever, but I mean, whatever.
“Whatever”
I heard the “whatever” is delicious, just don't put mustard on it
- DaEpikDude
- Scratcher
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If I may, a pooh friction is very interesting.
And all the world over, each nation's the same,
They've simply no notion of playing the game.
They argue with umpires, they cheer when they've won,
And they practice beforehand, which ruins the fun!
- I-Iz-A-Litten
- Scratcher
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This isn't necessarily Engrish, but I think this fortune is trying to tell me something.
http://randomoverload.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/68a9ff36behind-you.jpg
http://randomoverload.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/68a9ff36behind-you.jpg
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- SonicMasterSystem
- Scratcher
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This isn't necessarily Engrish, but I think this fortune is trying to tell me something.
http://randomoverload.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/68a9ff36behind-you.jpg
Please read the OP. THANKS FOR CONFIRM THE ORDER.
(refrence: https://i.redditmedia.com/mRHZWaI2CyNb-HkHjF88I_tGSC8gzTmaSI5Rh9TnWE8.jpg?w=1024&s=7033a218df8e1c417a9ccf46d4247a10)
oh shoot, link my sorry
- I-Iz-A-Litten
- Scratcher
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This isn't necessarily Engrish, but I think this fortune is trying to tell me something.
http://randomoverload.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/68a9ff36behind-you.jpgPlease read the OP. THANKS FOR CONFIRM THE ORDER.
(refrence: https://i.redditmedia.com/mRHZWaI2CyNb-HkHjF88I_tGSC8gzTmaSI5Rh9TnWE8.jpg?w=1024&s=7033a218df8e1c417a9ccf46d4247a10)
oh shoot, link my sorry
sorry, I can only link images
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