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Posts the funniest Engrish photos you can find on here.

Please only post transcriptions of Engrish photos or inline photos. (Please refrain from linking to photo downloads or linking to photos in general.)

You can find some photos just by Googling them, or on engrish.com, but beware, some may be inappropriate, so have safe search on, and use caution and common sense while looking for them.

Oh man, I love Engrish/funny translation fails.. here are a few of my favorites:

“You are my love my angle. Don't treat me like potato.” (Uhh??)

“Do not disturb. Tiny grass is sleeping.” (A sign. Probably “keep off the grass”?)

“Chicken rude and unreasonable.” (On a menu. Possibly “jerk chicken”? I guess they took the “jerk” part too literally)

“Do not dumb here. No dumb area here.” (I really have no idea what this means but I wish I had this on a t-shirt)

“Because you are dangerous, you must not enter.” (A no entry sign, I think.)

“Please take care of the sleeping grass.” (What's with the sleeping grass??)

“Slip and fall down carefully!” (At least be careful when you slip and fall.)

“Super Eating Action Shark! People swim in water! Shark eat people! Bad shark! Bad bad shark!” (I think this is “Jaws” that's poorly translated and/or a bootleg)

“Ready to slice sandwiches and stuffed, in the middle of two sandwiches into a stuffed, hundreds die in a sandwich press, take off the broken edge and die, a lovely delicious sandwich snack is ready.” (The directions on a Chinese sandwich cutter. That got dark quickly..)

“In case of monkeys are in the forest, you can not find them.” (Good to know..?)

“No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.” (Wh..? Who would even??)

And last, but definitely not least..

“Beat the moose” (A “No Smoking” sign badly translated.)

LionHeart70 wrote:

Oh man, I love Engrish/funny translation fails.. here are a few of my favorites:

“You are my love my angle. Don't treat me like potato.” (Uhh??)

“Do not disturb. Tiny grass is sleeping.” (A sign. Probably “keep off the grass”?)

“Chicken rude and unreasonable.” (On a menu. Possibly “jerk chicken”? I guess they took the “jerk” part too literally)

“Do not dumb here. No dumb area here.” (I really have no idea what this means but I wish I had this on a t-shirt)

“Because you are dangerous, you must not enter.” (A no entry sign, I think.)

“Please take care of the sleeping grass.” (What's with the sleeping grass??)

“Slip and fall down carefully!” (At least be careful when you slip and fall.)

“Super Eating Action Shark! People swim in water! Shark eat people! Bad shark! Bad bad shark!” (I think this is “Jaws” that's poorly translated and/or a bootleg)

“Ready to slice sandwiches and stuffed, in the middle of two sandwiches into a stuffed, hundreds die in a sandwich press, take off the broken edge and die, a lovely delicious sandwich snack is ready.” (The directions on a Chinese sandwich cutter. That got dark quickly..)

“In case of monkeys are in the forest, you can not find them.” (Good to know..?)

“No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.” (Wh..? Who would even??)

And last, but definitely not least..

“Beat the moose” (A “No Smoking” sign badly translated.)

“Anyone, caught, shoplifter will be shot 100 times value of stolen item. (S)” (I dunno for this one)
(On a menu) “Soft Drinks- Cola, Ginger Ale, Milk, Flesh Juice” (Do they mean “fresh juice?”)
"Dear Guest, do not bring OUTSIDE LADIES into food" (I've seen a few of these outside ladies ones… What do they mean? Do they mean outside food? I don't know.)

I have a lot more.

“Whatever”

LionHeart70 wrote:

“Whatever”

I guess the kumquat ate the actual food title, as well as my signature.

PrincessPandaLover wrote:

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Please only post text transcriptions of funny engrish photos, or download them and upload them to cubeupload.

SonicMasterSystem wrote:

LionHeart70 wrote:

“Whatever”

I guess the kumquat ate the actual food title, as well as my signature.

Possibly.
I'm guessing it ate the random quote generator part of my signature too.
There's an empty space there now..

Engrish.com is very entertaining

“Today is under construction. Thank you for understanding.” (I found that off of google)

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-ShadowOfTheFuture- wrote:

Engrish.com is very entertaining

“Today is under construction. Thank you for understanding.” (I found that off of google)

I've seen that one!

LionHeart70 wrote:

SonicMasterSystem wrote:

LionHeart70 wrote:

“Whatever”

I guess the kumquat ate the actual food title, as well as my signature.

Possibly.
I'm guessing it ate the random quote generator part of my signature too.
There's an empty space there now..

me recognize the absence found in the writing whatever thou put in there which cause by fruit

10/10 too much water and not enough engrish - IGN

LionHeart70 wrote:

“Whatever”

I heard the “whatever” is delicious, just don't put mustard on it

THANKS FOR CONFIRM THE ORDER.

(refrence: https://i.redditmedia.com/mRHZWaI2CyNb-HkHjF88I_tGSC8gzTmaSI5Rh9TnWE8.jpg?w=1024&s=7033a218df8e1c417a9ccf46d4247a10)


oh shoot, link my sorry

I-Iz-A-Litten wrote:

LionHeart70 wrote:

“Whatever”

I heard the “whatever” is delicious, just don't put mustard on it

Yeah. Mustard it's pretty bad on whatever, but I mean, whatever.

If I may, a pooh friction is very interesting.

This isn't necessarily Engrish, but I think this fortune is trying to tell me something.

http://randomoverload.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/68a9ff36behind-you.jpg

I-Iz-A-Litten wrote:

This isn't necessarily Engrish, but I think this fortune is trying to tell me something.

http://randomoverload.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/68a9ff36behind-you.jpg

I-Iz-A-Litten wrote:

THANKS FOR CONFIRM THE ORDER.

(refrence: https://i.redditmedia.com/mRHZWaI2CyNb-HkHjF88I_tGSC8gzTmaSI5Rh9TnWE8.jpg?w=1024&s=7033a218df8e1c417a9ccf46d4247a10)


oh shoot, link my sorry

Please read the OP.

SonicMasterSystem wrote:

I-Iz-A-Litten wrote:

This isn't necessarily Engrish, but I think this fortune is trying to tell me something.

http://randomoverload.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/68a9ff36behind-you.jpg

I-Iz-A-Litten wrote:

THANKS FOR CONFIRM THE ORDER.

(refrence: https://i.redditmedia.com/mRHZWaI2CyNb-HkHjF88I_tGSC8gzTmaSI5Rh9TnWE8.jpg?w=1024&s=7033a218df8e1c417a9ccf46d4247a10)


oh shoot, link my sorry

Please read the OP.

sorry, I can only link images