ask me questions about scratch and if I don't know I promise I will lock it up

Thanks, but the whole Questions About Scratch forum is for asking questions.

It is great that you want to help others, but the entire Questions about Scratch forum and the Help with Scripts forum is intended for people to give and get help. It would always be better if you looked for topics created by people that need help. People will typically get more help by posting a topic rather than on a separate thread that serves the same purpose as those 2 forums does.

Please just monitor the topics asked in those forums and respond to them. Thanks for the kind offer though.