Favorite Scripts/Lines

mitchboy

haxcharsol wrote:
ToxicQuillz wrote:
“It's 2013 and I'm still not dead.”

— Stuart Ashen
The Aztecs lied to us.

*Mayans

“Fang, Fang. I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiis much!” - Max, Maximum Ride
“Can I come in?” “No, I'm in a towel!” “I'm blind!” - Maximum Ride
“You are avake, yah?” “Yah. And you are still a jerk, yah?”- Maximum Ride

They're even more funny if you read the books.

Last edited by mitchboy (Aug. 30, 2013 01:04:48)

Capsicum annuum.

blueservine

““OOOOOOODFFFFRRRRGGGOFFF!1@!211” I sad as the grownd went fast down to me.” -Marissa Roberts

Last edited by blueservine (Aug. 30, 2013 03:34:53)

My signature was a really funny gif of Red wiggling her eyebrows, but I left it for a few months and it got taken down. Pity.

blueservine

“The trane got heer a about a ours later so I wabed an yelled loud so the trane wood stop an let us on. “CHEW CHEW!!!1!~1” The trane said it was…. TOMAS THE TUNK ENJINE
(IN THE FUTUR OF HUNGER GAMES THE TRANES IS ALIVE ROBOTS LIKE GLaDOS AN WHEATLY)”
(Also Marissa Roberts)

Last edited by blueservine (Aug. 30, 2013 03:34:26)

My signature was a really funny gif of Red wiggling her eyebrows, but I left it for a few months and it got taken down. Pity.

Mewly

haxcharsol wrote:
ToxicQuillz wrote:
“It's 2013 and I'm still not dead.”

— Stuart Ashen
The Aztecs lied to us.

“Everything I say is a lie.”

Paradoxical moment XD

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ProdigyZeta7

Today, we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives. We have created, for the first time in all history, a garden of pure ideology—where each worker may bloom, secure from the pests purveying contradictory truths. Our Unification of Thoughts is more powerful a weapon than any fleet or army on earth. We are one people, with one will, one resolve, one cause. Our enemies shall talk themselves to death, and we will bury them with their own confusion. We shall prevail!

-Macintosh “1984” Commercial

Last edited by ProdigyZeta7 (Aug. 30, 2013 12:08:32)

All4one

“'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in ‘What’?!” - Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction

Last edited by All4one (Aug. 30, 2013 16:10:32)

dracae

Mewly wrote:
haxcharsol wrote:
ToxicQuillz wrote:
“It's 2013 and I'm still not dead.”

— Stuart Ashen
The Aztecs lied to us.

“Everything I say is a lie.”

Paradoxical moment XD

Unless the truth is that you only sometimes lie. :O

honesty

ClayChips wrote:
"Everyone! Follow me! Stay on topic, stay on topic, stay on topic…' - Paddle2See

Also “too hot for Scratch”

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Zaneki

GG: Yeah. Because it's weird! And you're drunk. :P
TG: correction
TG: drinking
TG: prensent tense
TG: grammar jane

- Conversation between Roxy Lalonde and Jane Crocker, Homestuck

look a square
;

Mewly

Zaneki wrote:
GG: Yeah. Because it's weird! And you're drunk. :P
TG: correction
TG: drinking
TG: prensent tense
TG: grammar jane

- Conversation between Roxy Lalonde and Jane Crocker, Homestuck

TG is actually that smart?!

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Mewly

“WHAT RHYMES WITH HUG ME?

I WANT A PUPPY
HOW ABOUT A LABRADOR?
YOU WANT TO PET IT?
I KNOW YOU WANNA!”

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AngryDerps

“Barry, your fired.”
“Well, doesn't matter, I've been fired like, eight times today?”
-Egoraptor on gamegrumps.

Don't worry, I'm a professional idiot.

firedrake969_test

“sorry if my english is bad, my native language is Java.”

Someone's signature on the minecraft forums.

Darn 60 second rule…

Alt account of Firedrake969.

Rocket II: A black and white bitmap space game!

I seek not fame, but education.

;

Zaneki

firedrake969_test wrote:
“sorry if my english is bad, my native language is Java.”

*snort*
hehehehe
I love it

Man, I got this one hilarious quote from Homestuck, but it's got a lot of swears in it and censoring it would ruin the funniness.

I guess just have this one instead:

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” - Mark Twain

look a square
;

banana500

“What about my generous proposal? Are you in, or are you out?”
"It's you who's ‘out’, Gobby. Out of your MIND."

- Spider Man (2002)

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Mewly

Zaneki wrote:
firedrake969_test wrote:
“sorry if my english is bad, my native language is Java.”
*snort*
hehehehe
I love it

Man, I got this one hilarious quote from Homestuck, but it's got a lot of swears in it and censoring it would ruin the funniness.
I guess just have this one instead:

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” - Mark Twain

WHICH PAGE OF HOMESTUCK IS IT?!?!

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Zeyphr

honesty wrote:
ClayChips wrote:
"Everyone! Follow me! Stay on topic, stay on topic, stay on topic…' - Paddle2See
Also “too hot for Scratch”

Wasn't it Lightnin' that said “Stay on topic…stay on topic…stay on topic…” *hypnotizes self*

“…*blink*…” - Mewly's icon of Crona blinking
“Splice has always been one with the fire, from baby, to man, to babyman…” -NoteSwift
“WHAT SICK CHAO SEND BABYMAN TO FIGHT” -My response o3o
“Splice said: MY BUSCUITS! MY BUSCUITS ARE BURNING! D:” -My signature, at one point. owo
“A wave of sorrow hit me like a ton of bricks” -One of my projects turned into a narrative
"I'm a little snapshot, short and stout. Here is my screenshot and here is my FATAL CORRUPTION CANNOT CONTINUE“ -Mojang
”MOTION BLOCKS IS SPY" -Some guy's signature, I don't remember who…

_;_ PRAISE SEMICOLON.

Show me some gears!

epicepicman

“G-FORCE… IN MY FACE!!!” -Pit, Kid Icarus: Uprising

mitchboy

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view… Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.”
“People generally see what they look for, and hear what they listen for.”
"Mockingbirds don’t do one thing except make music for us to enjoy. They don’t eat up people’s gardens, don’t nest in corn cribs, they don’t do one thing but sing their hearts out for us. That’s why it’s a sin to kill a mockingbird.”
“I think there's just one kind of folks. Folks.”

From How to Kill a Mockingbird.

Capsicum annuum.

Zeyphr

“I AM GOING TO EAT YOU VECTOR MODE” -Me

_;_ PRAISE SEMICOLON.

Show me some gears!

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