ur_localLucifer

Scratcher Joined 2 months, 1 week ago United States

About me

Haha, looks like you could use some help
From the big boss of Hell himself
Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
(Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!)
Oh, with the punch of a pentagram

What I'm working on

I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate
Thanks, Dad!
Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (Whoa-oh-oh)
Michelin tasting menu

What I've been doing

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