I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS! I LIVE IN SNOWDIN WITH MY LAZY OF A BROTHER SANS WHO WILL ALWAYS TRY TO ANNOY YOU WITH HIS HORIBBLE PUNS WELL ANY WAYS I'M OFF TO CAPTURE A HUMAN! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

CAPTURING HUMAN, BECOMING FAMOUS ROYAL GAURD, KEEPING MY REPUTATION AS AN EXCELLENT SPAGEHTTI CHEF. NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH