Welcome to the profile of Rodrick Heffley, founder of the greatest band ever! We can talk about DOAWK or if you just want someone to talk to!
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1. Cooking up more bangers with Bill Walter and the gang
2. Making Greg smell my armpit
3. Rizzing Heather Hills
4. Löding the Diper(Don't tell Mom!)
5. Locking Greg in the basement
6. School(gross!!)