mad dummy is so cute
oh wait im hyperfixated on petscop

70% ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴛʜɪɴᴋs ᴡᴀʀʀɪᴏʀs ᴀʀᴇ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ. 20% ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴇ. 5% ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴍᴀᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴀʀᴅᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ sᴀʏ “SᴛᴀʀCʟᴀɴ ɪs ᴏᴜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʀᴇᴠᴇɴɢᴇ!” ᴘᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ 5%!