Wanna know the news? Well I Rita Skeeter and my marvellous acid green Quick-Quotes Quill have you covered. With the most obnoxious lies and stories about what I shouldn't know, I became famous!

I'm prying around in my beetle form to find more stories and make lives miserable without going to Azkaban...OK maybe I went ahead and said too much... ಠ_ಠ

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