USSR / Soviet / Sovi | He/Him | Cryptid(?) | Dec 30, 1922 (102)
Local sarcastic quantum anomaly.
Exists in superposition until bothered, poked, or observed.
Don't talk to me about the Winter War.

Father to fifteen winter gremlins. Unsure how this keeps happening.
"Yes, the hammer's bigger than your ego. Yes, it matters."
If your lights flicker at 23:47 tonight, it didn't. Stop looking at me.